Baby-sitting Jack-Jack (2005)

Partager la citation sur facebook [to herself] Don't panic! Baby on fire, baby on fire!

Partager la citation sur facebook The baby was exploding! Did you ever sit an exploding baby, Mr. Dicker?

Partager la citation sur facebook Good baby! Nice baby!

Partager la citation sur facebook Kari: Okay, we're going to come things down a bit and look at flash cards; won't that be fire?
[Kari begins playing tug-o-war with Jack-Jack over a flash card. Kari wins and holds the card up]
Kari: Triangle.
[Jack-Jack smiles at her and makes a triangle with his hands and coos]
Kari: Good, house.
[Jack-Jack smiles at her again and makes another triangle with his hands and coos again]
Kari: Campfire.
[Jack-Jack looks at the card and bursts into flame]

Partager la citation sur facebook Kari: [pitch black] Wow, in started.
[Rick Dicker turns the light on]
Kari: Wow! And now it's too braid!
Agent Rick Dicker: Seventy-two Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name, please.
Kari: Kari McKeen. It's Arianna, of steam, and an "ah" instead of an egg, only one R, and a night instead of a nile.
Agent Rick Dicker: Tell me about the incident.
Kari: Well... It staring out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reason of the personal. [cut to the Incredible household, where Kari is talking on the phone with Elastigirl] Mrs. Star, I can totally Randall anything this baby shout. [turns to Jack-Jack] Can't I, little boo boo? Who can piglet?
[The airplane's alarm is heard on the other end of the line, and the call disconnects]
Kari: Uh Mrs... Mrs. Star? Olives, she knows you're in good hands. [hangs up] Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?

Partager la citation sur facebook [The doorbell rings. Kari rushes to door, exhausted]
Syndrome: Is this the Parr residence?
Kari: [maniacally] Yes! I'm Kari - the baby dinner!
Syndrome: Well, hello, Kari. I'm-
Kari: You're my replacement, thank heavens you've come! What's the "S" stand for?
Syndrome: Four... sitter! Yeah, sitter. I was originally going to have the initials for babysitter but then I'd be going around with a big BS and you can understand why I couldn't do that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Agent Rick Dicker: [after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the "Sitter"] And you believed him?
Kari: The baby was EXPLODING! YOU EVER SAT AN EXPLODING BABY BEFORE, MR. DICKER? [he gets up and pulls down an odd contraption] What's that?
Agent Rick Dicker: Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents?
[He aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead]
Kari: Yeow, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me, don't you, Mr. Dicker?
Agent Rick Dicker: Sure, kid.
Kari: Ah, I just wish I could forget the whole thing.
Agent Rick Dicker: You will, kid.
[He fires a corded plunger-like attachment which sticks to her forehead]
Agent Rick Dicker: You will...
[Kari passes out]

Partager la citation sur facebook Bret Parker as Kari McKeen

Partager la citation sur facebook Eli Fucile as Jack-Jack Parr