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Drôles de vacances est un film américain de genre Comédie réalisé par Sean McNamara avec Shia LaBeouf

Drôles de vacances (2003)

The Even Stevens Movie

Drôles de vacances
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Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Donnie: How could you steal all our food?
Ren: As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards.
Donnie: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?
Ren: No. I am calling you a liar!
Louis: You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you!
Beans: But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis?
Louis: You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...!
Ren: Don't you talk to him like that!
Louis: What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren?
Ren: You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food!
Eileen: Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.
Steve: And what would that be?
Eileen: Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths.
Steve: What?
Eileen: But couldn't you leave a little something for us?
Steve: Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad!
Eileen: Now you are losing it.
Steve: DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT!
Eileen: Don't you yell in front of my family!
Steve: IT'S MY FAMILY TOO!
Louis: Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you.
Ren: Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight!
Louis: WE CAN AND WE WILL!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Tom: The technology is amazing.
Twitty: It's your masterpiece!
Tawny: Are you really gonna sit in this thing all summer?
Louis: Hold on, hold on! Don't call her a "thing!" She's my ultra-loungematic superchair. [push a button so that an arm gives him a soda. He drinks of it]
Twitty: Sweet!
Louis: [belches] Watch this, watch this. [pushing down another button so the machine quivers and gives him massage] Like a thousand tiny fingers working all the right parts.
Tawny: You've brought laziness to an art form.
[Louis pushes another button]
The Ultra-Loungematic Superchair: Thank-you. Taw-ny.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Louis: Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and want to get away.
Ren: And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair.
Donnie: Do they have cable?
Miles: Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind.
Donnie: Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape...
Louis: Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please.
Eileen: You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for.
Louis: No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and give me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Lance: You know, we put this prank together in a matter of just a couple of hours thanks to family friends, Alan Twitty and Tawny Dean Now, what prompted you two to call Gotcha with this great prank?
Twitty: Uhh... guilt and shame.
Tawny: Okay, I would like to say that embarrassing innocent people on TV for fun and profit is one of the lowest, disgusting... [Tawny and cameraman fight over the camera] Gimme that!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Twitty: Well, it's all our fault... [Twitty stops guiltily. Tawny stare at him] Uh, all my fault... I set them up.
Tom: I'm doubly appalled.
Tawny: You could help us, Tom. And you could help Louis.
Tom: Well, Louis is my friend... when it suits him. And I can accept that. What can I do?
Twitty: Can you sail this tub to Catalona?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [Tom was singing "Blow the Man Down"]
Twitty: Tom! TOM! It's getting dark, and I'm getting seasick so I want a little less singing, and little more sailing, OKAY?
Tom: Well, excuse me, Benedict Twitty! If you don't like a good sea shanty, maybe you should take the bus to Cadelona!

Cast

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Kenya Williams as Monique Taylor


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook George Anthony Bell as Principal Wexler

The Stevens Family