L'Apprenti sorcier (2010)

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave? You should run.

Partager la citation sur facebook What happened to "don't touch anything?"

Partager la citation sur facebook It's okay. I have to go into town anyway to get your anti-itch cream.

Partager la citation sur facebook [singing] I got a date with a girl 'cause I'm... awesome!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Becky] These coils are my life. Two years I'm down here working with them and they're making their own music and it was lost on me and I was never able to appreciate it, until I met you. And I heard you talking about music on your radio show... [sighs] I'm sappy.

Partager la citation sur facebook No, no, this is not happening, I taste sour in my mouth.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Balthazar] Are you insane? [Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart] Little bit. Okay.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Balthazar tosses a pair of shoes to Dave.]
Dave: But these are old man shoes. [sees that Balthazar is wearing an identical pair]
Balthazar: [threateningly] Excuse me?
Dave: And I love them... a lot.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: Do you know what my life has been like for the past ten years?
Balthazar: I've been stuck in an urn for ten years.
Dave: So have I! A figurative urn of ridicule! Did you know that in some parts of the tri-state area they still refer to having a nervous breakdown as "pulling a David Stutler"? Did you know that?!
Balthazar: Try to be a good listener, Dave.

Partager la citation sur facebook Becky: How'd you do that? That guy was huge!
Dave: I've been doing a lot of cardio boxing lately. Let me introduce "thunder and lightning."
[Later in that scene]
Balthazar: Let's go "thunder and lightning."

Partager la citation sur facebook Becky: That guy just flew away on an eagle! A steel eagle!
Dave: I guess the first thing you should know about me is that I'm a sorcerer.
Becky: And I thought my last boyfriend was different 'cause he wore a scarf.

Partager la citation sur facebook Drake: [magically turns on all the hand dryers in the restroom] Can't have anyone hear your girly cries.
[Drake lifts up Dave and puts him high on the wall.]
Dave: This is high school all over again.

Partager la citation sur facebook Becky: Something about you is different.
Dave: I'm wearing new shoes.
Becky: Oh, nice.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: You wanna meet up at my lab?
Becky: Yeah.
Dave: With me?
Becky: Yes.
Dave: Okay, just checking.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dave: Are you telling me you're trying to possess Tank?
Balthazar: Yes, and I'm not sure it's the best idea either.
Dave: No.

Partager la citation sur facebook Balthazar: I had a dream. You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.
Dave: Me? Pretty weird, huh?
Balthazar: No. Kinda makes sense.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's the coolest job ever.

Partager la citation sur facebook A job so great, it's magic.