Avengers : L'Ère d'Ultron (2015)

Partager la citation sur facebook Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the "Why we fight"? So we can end the fight? So we get to go home?

Partager la citation sur facebook Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... [opens a secret door in the Sokovian castle] Yay!

Partager la citation sur facebook We don't have time for a city hall debate. I don't want to hear the "man was not meant to meddle" medley.

Partager la citation sur facebook I tried to create a suit of armor around the world…but I created something terrible.

Partager la citation sur facebook Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her. You're Bruce Banner. [Hulk roars and throws a car at Iron Man in the Hulkbuster armor] Right, don't mention puny Banner.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Hulk chucks a lamp post at the Hulkbuster and hits it in the back] AHH! In the back?! Dick move, Banner!

Partager la citation sur facebook Avengers, time to work for a living.

Partager la citation sur facebook I have more than enough words to describe you, Stark.

Partager la citation sur facebook This could've been avoided if you hadn't played with something you don't understand.

Partager la citation sur facebook The girl tried to warp my mind. Take special care, I doubt a human could keep her at bay. Fortunately, I am mighty. [Enters a vision]

Partager la citation sur facebook Besides this one, [pats Stark on the chest] there's nothing that can't be explained.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Being throttled by Ultron] I am Thor, son of Odin. And as long as there is life in my breast... I am running out of things to say. Are you ready? [Vision attacks]

Partager la citation sur facebook [About his Asgardian mead] You see, this was aged for a thousand years in barrels made from the wreck of Gronhill's fleet. It is not meant for mortal men.

Partager la citation sur facebook You know, sometimes exactly what I want to hear isn't exactly what I want to hear.

Partager la citation sur facebook Guys? Is this a Code Green?

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Banner, regarding his growing relationship with Romanoff] As maybe the world's leading authority on waiting too long: Don't. You both deserve a win.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm sick of watching people pay for our mistakes.

Partager la citation sur facebook Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.

Partager la citation sur facebook You know, I really miss the days when the weirdest thing science ever created was me.

Partager la citation sur facebook You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Tony] Language!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm always pickin' up after you boys. [Scoops up Cap's lost shield from her motorcycle]

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, no, no, that's not a question I need answered. [When invited to try and lift Mjölnir]

Partager la citation sur facebook Can someone take care of that bunker? [Hulk rushes in and wrecks a Hydra bunker pinning down her and Clint] Thank you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low.

Partager la citation sur facebook At long last is lasting a little long, boys.

Partager la citation sur facebook [While flirting about Bruce Banner] He's also a huge dork. Chicks dig that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Traitor. [When finding out Clint and his wife (Laura) are having a boy and not a girl]

Partager la citation sur facebook In the Red Room, where I was trained, where I was raised, um, they have a graduation ceremony. They sterilize you. It's efficient. One less thing to worry about. The one thing that might matter more than a mission. It makes everything easier. Even killing.

Partager la citation sur facebook Steve doesn't like that kind of talk. [Mocking Steve for his previous "Language" quote]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Talking to Tony] Relax, Shell-head. Not all of us can fly.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Talking about Clint's new born baby] Fat.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Zaps Scarlet Witch with a taser arrow before she can control his mind] I've done the whole mind control thing. Not a fan.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After getting knocked over by a speeding Quicksilver] Yeah, you better run.

Partager la citation sur facebook The city is flying. We're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Wanda] Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Aims an arrow at Pietro] Nobody would know. Nobody. [Starts to jog after him] "The last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him! Yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already!"

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh no, I didn't say you could leave! [Grabs a fleeing Ultron drone and shoots it in the face]

Partager la citation sur facebook Just represent! PULL! [To Tony, as they try to lift Mjölnir together]

Partager la citation sur facebook But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, drop it right off at the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm like, "Boom! You looking for this?" [Tony and Thor stare at him blankly] "Boom. Are you looking..." Why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else, that story kills.

Partager la citation sur facebook [often repeated and last lines before death] You didn't see that coming?

Partager la citation sur facebook Ah, this is funny. Mr. Stark. Is what, comfortable? Like old times?

Partager la citation sur facebook Get off your asses! [To the Sokovian police, after trying to get their attention twice]

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Wanda, who told him to go help the rest of the team] You know, I'm twelve minutes older than you!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ultron can't tell the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that?

Partager la citation sur facebook I want to finish the plan. I want the big one.

Partager la citation sur facebook H-How could I let this happen?! This is all our fault! [Hawkeye: Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you?]

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm not Ultron. I am not JARVIS. I am … I am.

Partager la citation sur facebook [describing Pietro and Wanda] He's fast and she's weird.

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, the news is loving you guys. Nobody else is.

Partager la citation sur facebook What is this? What is this place? [first words]

Partager la citation sur facebook I was meant to be new. I was meant to be beautiful. The world would've looked to the sky and seen hope … seen mercy. Instead they'll look up in horror.

Partager la citation sur facebook That was dramatic. I'm sorry. I know you mean well, but you just didn't think it through. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to ... evolve? With these?! These puppets?! There's only one path to peace … the Avengers' extinction.

Partager la citation sur facebook Do you see the beauty of it? The inevitability? You rise, only to fall. You, Avengers... you are my meteor, my swift and terrible sword, and the Earth will crack with the weight of your failure. Purge me from your computers, turn my own flesh against me - it means nothing! When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world... will be metal.

Partager la citation sur facebook DON'T COMPARE ME WITH STARK!!! He's a sickness!

Partager la citation sur facebook Thor! You're bothering me.

Partager la citation sur facebook THIS is the best I can do. This is exactly what I wanted. All of you, against all of me! How can you possibly hope to stop me?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Annoyed with the Hulk throwing him out of the Quinjet] Oh, for God's sake.

Partager la citation sur facebook Captain America. God's righteous man. [rolls his eyes] I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but...

Partager la citation sur facebook [Stark is working on the Bartons' tractor when Fury emerges from the shadows.] Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Referring to Ultron] Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit.

Partager la citation sur facebook Here we all are, with nothing but our wit and our will to save the world! So stand and fight! Outwit the platinum bastard!

Partager la citation sur facebook No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.

Partager la citation sur facebook Unlike you, I don't have a lot of time for parties. [Beat] Will Thor... be there...?

Partager la citation sur facebook It's beautiful. The Vibranium atoms aren't just compatible with the tissue cells, they're binding them.

Partager la citation sur facebook The real power is in the Cradle.

Partager la citation sur facebook [First lines of the film]
Iron Man: [After bouncing off a force field] Shit!
Captain America: Language!
[After everyone else has reported from the battlefield]
Iron Man: Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"?
Captain America: I know! [Pauses to hurl his bike through the front of a jeep] Just slipped out.
[Later, during another part of the battle]
Thor: Find the scepter. [Flies off]
Iron Man: And for gosh sake, watch your language.
Captain America: [To himself] That's not going away any time soon.

Partager la citation sur facebook Iron Man: [Entering a room full of Hydra soldiers] Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through… [Shoots all the Hydra men non-fatally with tiny guided missiles] It was a good talk.
Hydra soldier: [Weakly] No, it wasn't!

Partager la citation sur facebook Tony: All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't be King, but it's rigged.
Clint: You bet your ass!
Hill: Steve, he said a bad language word.
Rogers: [Thoroughly exasperated] Did you tell everyone about that?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After the other Avengers have tried and failed to lift Mjölnir]
Tony: The handle is imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints," I think, is the literal translation.
Thor: Yes, well, that's a very interesting theory. However, I have a simpler one. [Easily lifts the hammer and flips it with one hand] You're all not worthy.
Ultron: [Slowly] Worthy.
Ultron: No, how could you be worthy? You're all killers.
Rogers: Stark…
Tony: JARVIS…
Ultron: Sorry, I was asleep… Or… I was a dream.
Tony: [Tapping his phone] Reboot Legionnaire OS, we got a buggy suit.
Ultron: There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.
Rogers: You killed someone?
Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor: Who sent you?
Ultron: [Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armor around the world."
Banner: Ultron!
Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this…chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.
Natasha: What mission?
Ultron: Peace in our time.

Partager la citation sur facebook Banner: Tony, maybe this might not be the time...
Tony: Really? That's it? You just roll over, show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
Banner: Only when I've created a murder-bot!
Tony: We didn't, we weren't even close! Were we close to an interface? [Bruce shrugs]
Rogers: Well, you did something right, and you did it right here. The Avengers were supposed to be different from S.H.I.E.L.D.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Ultron reveals the army of drones he is constructing]
Ultron: We'll move out right away. This is a start, but there's something we need to begin the real work.
Wanda: All of these are...
Ultron: Me. I have what the Avengers never will: harmony. They're discordant, disconnected. Stark's already got them turning on each other. And when you get inside the rest of their heads...
Pietro: [Unimpressed] Everyone's plan is not to kill them.
Ultron: And make them martyrs? You need patience. Need to see the big picture.
Pietro: I don't see the big picture. I have a little picture. I take it out and look at it, every day.
Ultron: You lost your parents in the bombings. I've seen the records.
Pietro: The records are not the picture.
Wanda: Pietro...
Ultron: No, please.
Pietro: We were ten years old. Having dinner, the four of us. When the first shell hits, two floors below, it makes a hole in the floor. It's big. Our parents go in - and the whole building starts coming apart. I grab her, roll under the bed, and the second shell hits. But it doesn't go off. It just… sits there in the rubble. Three feet from our faces. And on the side of the shell is painted one word.
Wanda: "Stark".
Pietro: We were trapped two days.
Wanda: Every effort to save us, every shift in the bricks, I think, "This will set it off." We wait for two days for Tony Stark to kill us.
Pietro: I know what they are.
Ultron: I wondered why only you two survived Strucker's experiments. Now I don't. We will make it right. [To Pietro] You and I can hurt them. [To Wanda] But you… will tear them apart. From the inside.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tony: [After hearing Ultron refer to him as a sickness] Aw, junior. You're gonna break your old man's heart.
Ultron: If I have to.
Thor: Nobody has to break anything.
Ultron: Clearly, you've never made an omelette.
Tony: He beat me by one second.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Clint brings the team to his house off the grid and introduces his family]
Tony: She's clearly an agent of some kind.
Clint: Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura: I already know all of your names.
[two children, a boy and a girl, book into the room]
Tony: [Caught off guard] And these are…smaller agents.
Clint: [Speaking to Lila] Look at your face! Oh, my goodness!
Laura: Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Natasha: Why don't ya hug her and find out? [Lila rushes to her arms]

Partager la citation sur facebook Natasha: How's little Natasha?
Laura: She's…Nathaniel. [Smiles apologetically]
[Natasha leans down and glares at Laura's baby bump]
Natasha: Traitor.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tony: Thor didn't say where he was going for answers?
Rogers: Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things. Kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.
Tony: Yeah, give him time. We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him.
Rogers: "Earth's Mightiest Heroes". She pulled us apart like cotton candy.
Tony: Seems like you walked away alright.
Rogers: [Stares at Tony] Is that a problem?
Tony: I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old-fashioned.
Rogers: Well, let's just say you haven't seen it yet.
Tony: You know Ultron's trying to tear us apart, right?
Rogers: Well, I guess you'd know. Whether you'd tell us is a bit of a question.
Tony: Banner and I were doing research.
Rogers: That would affect the team.
Tony: That would end the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the "Why we fight"? So we can end the fight? So we get to go home?
Rogers: [Splits wood with bare hands] Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.

Partager la citation sur facebook Laura: I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, Clint said you wouldn't mind but it seems our tractor doesn't want to start at all. Thought maybe you might.
Tony: Yeah. I'll give her a kick.
[Tony walks into the barn and approaches the tractor, a John Deere]
Tony: Hello, Deere. Tell me everything. What ails you?
Fury: [Stepping out of the shadows] Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Thor tracks down Erik Selvig for help]
Thor: This may be dangerous.
Selvig: I would be disappointed if it wasn't.

Partager la citation sur facebook Laura: I see you with the Avengers, and, well…
Clint: You don't think they need me?
Laura: Actually, I think they do. They're gods. And they need someone to keep them down to Earth.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tony: No way we all get through this. If even one tin soldier is left standing, we've lost. There's going to be blood on the floor.
Rogers: I got no plans tomorrow night.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tony: I get first crack at the big guy. I'm the one he's waiting for.
Vision: [Walking past] That's true. He hates you the most.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Iron Man confronts his creation in the Sokovian church]
Ultron: Come to confess your sins?
Iron Man: I don't know. How much time you got?
Ultron: [Revealing himself] More than you.
Tony: Have you been juicing? Little vibranium cocktail? You're looking… I don't wanna say puffy…
Ultron: You're stalling. To protect the people.
Tony: That is the mission. Did you forget?
Ultron: I've moved beyond your mission. I'm free.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Hawkeye and Wanda take cover in a Sokovian house]
Wanda: [Panicking] H-How could I let this happen?!
Hawkeye: Hey, you okay?
Wanda: This is all our fault!
Hawkeye: Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? [Wanda stares blankly] Look, I just need to know because, the city is… is flying. Look, okay? The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. [takes out an Ultron drone] But I'm going back out there 'cause it's my job. Okay? And I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door…you are an Avenger. Alright, good chat. Yeah, the city is flying.

Partager la citation sur facebook Pietro: [Speeding off with Wanda] Keep up, old man!
Hawkeye: [Draws his bow and points it at Pietro's back] Nobody would know. Nobody. "Last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him. Uh...yeah, he'll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already..." [Jogs after them]

Partager la citation sur facebook Fury: Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.
Rogers: [Clearly relieved] Fury, you son of a bitch!
Fury: [Teasing] Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Fury arrives at the helm of a helicarrier to help evacuate the Sokovians]
Pietro: THIS is S.H.I.E.L.D.?!
Rogers: This is what S.H.I.E.L.D. is supposed to be!
Pietro: [Beat] It's not so bad!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Wanda approaches Ultron's heavily damaged main body with revenge in mind for the death of her brother, Pietro. Despite everything he has done, Ultron still deeply cares for her safety.]
Ultron: Wanda… if you stay here, you'll die.
Wanda: I just did. Do you know how it felt?
[She telekinetically rips out his power source, causing Ultron to shut down]
Wanda: It felt like that.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Still discussing Mjolnir]
Steve: But if you put the hammer in an elevator,...
Tony: It would still go up.
Steve: Elevator's not worthy.
Thor: I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours.

Partager la citation sur facebook Tony: Maybe I should take a page out of Barton's book. Build Pepper a farm, hope nobody blows it up.
Rogers: The simple life.
Tony: You'll get there one day.
Rogers: I don't know. Family, stability... the guy who wanted all that went in the ice 75 years ago.