Baby-Sittor (2005)

Partager la citation sur facebook Land! Solid land!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Shane Wolfe: [first lines] Atten-hut! Here's our man. Professor Howard Plummer. He's been kidnapped by a group of Serbian rebels. Yeah, I know we've been up for 72 hours, but I expect perfection. Nothing else. They enemy has a boat, 4 jet skis and a chopper.

Partager la citation sur facebook Scott: Yo, fool, handle me like that again and I'll be forced to lay knuckles upside your head.
Zoe: Okay! Enough is enough! Come on, Scott. Let's go. Come on.
Shane Wolfe: [pulls Scott back] No, you don't. Get back here. Give me 20. [Scott pulls out his wallet to give Shane $20] I meant push-ups!
Scott: Zoe?
Shane Wolfe: Drop down! Do 20! [Scott does push-ups]

Partager la citation sur facebook Seth: What are you doing?
Shane Wolfe: You're burning daylight! Move!
Seth: It's Sunday. And it's 6:00 am! You're insane!

Partager la citation sur facebook Lulu: Do you know kung-fu?
Shane Wolfe: Yes.
Lulu: Have you ever punch a guy so hard his head came off?
Shane Wolfe: No.
Lulu: Why are your boobs so big?
Shane Wolfe: [shocked] They are not... boobs.
Lulu: Do you have to wear a bra? Will mine be as big as yours one day?
Shane Wolfe: You know what, little girl? I think it's time you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land.
Lulu: Do I look like I'm five to you?
Shane Wolfe: What did I say?
Lulu: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Helga: [to Shane] Tell me, are you licenses to kill?
Shane Wolfe: ...No, ma'am.
Helga: Hmm. Too bad. It could have come in handy.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bill Fawcett: Any last words, Shane?
Shane Wolfe: Say good night, Peter Panda.
[The safe opens up, and knocks Bill on the head and knocked him to the floor.]
Julie Plummer: Shane, are you okay? [Julie punches Mrs. Chun the face] She was never a good neighbor.

Partager la citation sur facebook Shane Wolfe: Gary, now!
[Gary eats Mr. Chun in the crotch and screaming. Claire kicks the back patch, roll on his back again and feet with his neck.]
Claire Fletcher: Couldn't let you have all the fun.

Partager la citation sur facebook Claire Fletcher: Looks like you have a hit on your hands.
Shane Wolfe: You think so?
Claire Fletcher: Mm-hmm. You should take over the drama department instead of the wrestling team. [She and Shane chuckle] It's gonna be nice having you around now. Now that Murney's found his true calling.
Murney: [singing] Climb every mountain/Ford every stream
Shane Wolfe: It's gonna be my pleasure serving with you.
[He and Claire share a kiss]

Partager la citation sur facebook Welcome to the infantry.

Partager la citation sur facebook This Navy S.E.A.L. Meets His Match.

Partager la citation sur facebook Prepare for bottle.

Partager la citation sur facebook Prepare for bottle. Prepare for battle.