Batman, Assaut sur Arkham (2014)

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm here, bitches! And I've got favors for everyone! [hurls out explosives]

Partager la citation sur facebook Anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go.

Partager la citation sur facebook I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'll kill 'im! I'll kill that bastard for what he's done ta me!

Partager la citation sur facebook No idea whatcha talkin' about.

Partager la citation sur facebook I dunno where Mister J keeps half his stuff! I just wanted a Boo-Boo Bear before they all sold out!

Partager la citation sur facebook Those scumbags are trying to screw me. NO ONE SCREWS THE WALL!

Partager la citation sur facebook The Joker: [points a gun at Deadshot] You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!
[Deadshot just walks forward and touches his forehead to the barrel]
Deadshot: Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
The Joker: I am not!
Deadshot: You are. You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. Three... two... one...
The Joker: Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets... [fires the gun into the air] See?
[Deadshot punches the Joker, who grabs Harley and tumbles down the laundry chute with her]
Captain Boomerang: Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!

Partager la citation sur facebook Amanda Waller: What can I say? When I make an omelet I break a lot of eggs.
Batman: And you're such a messy cook.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Riddler had just administered shock treatment to the members of the Suicide Squad in order to defuse the nano-bombs implanted in their necks]
Captain Boomerang: I never need to do that again.
Harleen Quinzel: Are you kidding? I feel great.
[Scene switches to an angry Amanda Waller]
Amanda Waller: NOBODY SCREWS THE WALL!!!! [She then slams her hand on the hand the DETONATE button]
[Scene shifts back to Arkham Asylum, showing the nano-bomb in King Shark's neck being activated]
King Shark: Uh, guys.
Killer Frost: [To Riddler, after realizing that the nano-bomb in King Shark's neck is still active.] Do it again.
Riddler: I don't know. Maybe his skin is too thick?
[King Shark's head begins swelling up, then explodes, with his flesh hitting the other members of the Suicide Squad, while Deadshot narrowly avoids being hit by King Shark's metal mask]

Partager la citation sur facebook Killer Frost: The Joker has a dirty bomb? That gives me the chills.
Captain Boomerang: Ice puns? Really?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Deadshot climbs into bed and sleeps, but Harley crawls up behind him]
Harley Quinn: Welcome back. Did you miss me?
Deadshot: What do you want?
[Deadshot rolls over to see Harley naked in front of him]
Harley Quinn: I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy...
[Angry, Deadshot throws her down on the bed and pins her arms above her head]
Harley Quinn: WHOO! Good start!
Deadshot: Oh, what the hell...
[He starts making out with Harley. She wraps her legs around him and they both tumble off the bed with a crash...]
Harley Quinn: Yahtzee!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Harley tries to break into the Joker's cell]
The Joker: [taps his cell walls] Sorry, hun. Bulletproof.
Harley Quinn: Even better, puddin'. [She fires through an air hole of the cell. Joker ducks as the bullet ricochets wildly around the walls]

Partager la citation sur facebook The Riddler: Riddle me this: what belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?
Amanda Waller: Your name.
The Riddler: Huh...? You've heard that one.
Amanda Waller: No, I have Google. Like the rest of the world.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harley Quinn: [on the Joker] I'm fine. We're done. He's a jerk. Whatever.
Killer Frost: [sarcasm] Well, I'm convinced.

Partager la citation sur facebook Amanda Waller: You going to write a blog and expose us? That's checkmate, Batman.
Batman: I am warning you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harley Quinn: [to Captain Boomerang] Go wave your boomer-Wang at the shark guy!
King Shark: [Aggressively] Do it and I'll bite it off!

Partager la citation sur facebook [all the criminals Waller assembled see each other]
Harley Quinn: AW CRAP! Not this again!
Captain Boomerang: [to Deadshot] You too? It's like a bloody recurring nightmare.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Deadshot shows he can throw darts better than Captain Boomerang]
Captain Boomerang: Lucky shot.
Deadshot: Right. Let's see you do it. [Captain Boomerang throws a dart at the board, but it ricochets around the room and then flies at Deadshot's head... who just catches it]
Captain Boomerang: Sorry, mate. Looks like that one took a bad bounce.
[Deadshot punches Captain Boomerang]
Deadshot: Let's call it even... mate.

Partager la citation sur facebook [last lines]
[Amanda notices a line of sight on her chest]
Amanda Waller: Motherf...
Deadshot: [aiming at her with a gun] Bang.

Partager la citation sur facebook Get ready to root for the bad guys.