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Bubba Ho-tep est un film américain de genre Thriller réalisé par Don Coscarelli sorti en France le 15 février 2006 avec Bruce Campbell

Bubba Ho-tep (2002)

Bubba Ho-tep
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Elvis Presley

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [looking up Callie's skirt] The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional; she just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatenin', she didn't mind if I got bird's eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin' a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin' a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin'.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Where'd my youth go? Why didn't fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place? Do I want it back? Could I have it back? And if I could, would it make any damned difference?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit, and sex?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, goddamnit. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti-writin', soul-suckin' son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and shit 'em down the visitors toilet!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook In the movies, I always played the heroic types. But when the stage lights went out, it was time for drugs and stupidity and the coveting of women. Now it's time. Time to be a little of what I had always fantasized of bein' - a hero.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [his last words] Thank you... thank you very much.

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook JFK: That's where they took a piece of my brain. They got it back in D.C. in that God damn jar. [pause] I got a little bag of sand up there now.
Elvis: But Jack uhh, no offense but... [pause] President Kennedy was a white man.
JFK: That's how clever they are. They dyed me this color, all over. Can you think of a better way to hide the truth than that?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Callie: But why would you want to leave all that fame, Mr. Presley? All that money?
Elvis: I don't know. 'Cause they got old. The woman I loved, Priscilla, she was gone. The rest of the women... were just women. I mean, the music wasn't even mine anymore. Hell, I wasn't even me anymore, just this thing they made up. And my "friends"... well, they were sucking me dry.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elvis: Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK: Hey, you're copying my best lines!
Elvis: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.
JFK: Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
Elvis: I think you know what I'm gettin' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook JFK: He had me on the floor and had his mouth over my asshole!
Elvis: A shit eater?
JFK: I don't think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person's body. I read about it.
Elvis: Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [after Elvis tells the story of how he switched with Sebastian]
The Nurse: Don't carry it too far. You may just get way out there and not come back.
Elvis: Oh, fuck you!
[Nurse and Callie laugh]
Elvis: Shit! Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Elvis: That's my daughter.
JFK: I know. We weren't there for our kids when they needed us, were we?
Elvis: Man, if I could just talk to her again... tell her I love her... try and make things right somehow.
JFK: No time for regrets, Elvis. We were the best fathers we could be under the circumstances.
Elvis: Yeah, I guess, no time for regrets. We got business to take care of.

Taglines

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook The King vs. The King of the Dead

Cast

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Heidi Marnhout — Callie