Chouette (2006)

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Partager la citation sur facebook I knew I couldn't spend the rest of the school year hiding from Beatrice the Bear. I had to take a stand, even if it meant getting decapitated with my own lunch tray.

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Partager la citation sur facebook So to answer your question, Pacific swells are usually a lot bigger than Atlantic swells. But remember: Kelly Slater is from Florida.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Dana Matherson: [lisping] You and me are far from thettled!

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Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Gonzalez: And what's your name?
Roy: Uh...
[He glances at the nearby janitor, and reads his name tag]
Roy: Ling Ho.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy: [about Dana, after Roy broke his nose] I wrote him a note, that should be the end of it.
Garrett: A note? That's adorable. What did you say? "I'm sorry I smoked you. Please don't break every bone in my body. Please leave me one good arm so I can feed myself"?
Roy Eberhardt: You're hysterical.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Roy sits at Beatrice's table]
Beatrice: What is your problem?
Roy: I think you're the one with the problem. Beatrice, I've got no idea why you're mad about what happened on the bus. You're not the one who got choked, and you're not the one who got punched in the nose. So I'm only going to say this once. If I did something to upset you, I'm sorry. It wasn't on purpose. Next time you've got a problem, just tell me, and then we'll sit down and talk about it like civilized human beings.
Beatrice: Civilized.
Roy: Are we straight on this?
[Beatrice just glares]
Roy: Good. I'm glad we had this chance to get to know each other just a little bit better.
[He takes his lunch tray and leaves]
Soccer Pal: He's kind of cute, don't you think?
[Beatrice glares]
Soccer Pal: In a way that's not cute at all.

Partager la citation sur facebook Beatrice: Hey, cowgirl.
Roy: Yeah?
Beatrice: I'm really glad that... You know what, I'm just gonna call you "Roy" from now on. If that's all right with you.
Roy: And what's wrong with Ling Ho?
[She laughs and hits him with a pillow]

Partager la citation sur facebook Eric Phillips as Dana Matherson.

Partager la citation sur facebook Damaris Justamante as Mrs. Matherson.

Partager la citation sur facebook John Archie as Captain.