Drop Dead Fred (1991)

Partager la citation sur facebook Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over you immediately, lie down.

Partager la citation sur facebook (looking up Mother's skirt offscreen) Look, cobwebs! nooo

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?

Partager la citation sur facebook Mother: Of course, Elizabeth.

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: How do you know?

Partager la citation sur facebook Mother: Because, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away.

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: What a pile of shit.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: Annabelle, is that her name? Oh god, I didn't know that. All I know is what you did with her, on our sofa.

Partager la citation sur facebook Charles: Oh Lizzie, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. I've been smitten by Annabelle, I've been bewitched by her. I have been pounded flat on the anvil of love like a piece of veal with a salad on top.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: Charles, this is really important to me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Charles: Lizzie, lizzie, let's not go through all this goodbye, I never want to see you again, because we will wanna see each other again. I mean two years, we're not going to throw away two years, are we?

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: It was three years, in June.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: I'm so sorry, your honour, I lost my money, my car, my husband.

Partager la citation sur facebook Judge: All in one lunch hour?

Partager la citation sur facebook Nigel: (confused for a minute, then pleased to hear about Drop Dead Fred) Honey, why do you call him Drop Dead Fred?

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: (sweetly) Because that's his name, daddy, and Drop Dead Fred is going to teach me how to cook today.

Partager la citation sur facebook (This makes Nigel very happy to know about Drop Dead Fred and the cooking as Lizzie continues)

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: (continuing) I'm going to need flour and sugar and honey and vodka and a pair of your pants. We're making pants pie. Ouch!

Partager la citation sur facebook Polly: (confused) Vodka and pants pie, huh? God knows what else?

Partager la citation sur facebook Nigel: (arguing with Polly) But she's only a kid, Polly.

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: Daddy, how about we throw Mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She will land right in the Gladiolies. (then she gets tickled by Nigel)

Partager la citation sur facebook Nigel: (laughing) You shouldn't say things like that about your mother, or she might cut your head off.

Partager la citation sur facebook Polly: (sobbing, kind of upset at her daughter) Very funny, Elizabeth! Sometimes I think I don't love you as much as I used to.

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: (arguing with her mother) But, Mom, Drop Dead Fred does.

Partager la citation sur facebook Polly: (angrily scolding Elizabeth and not believing her) No more Drop Dead Fred! Period!

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: (carrying a bowl of sugar) Sugar?

Partager la citation sur facebook Drop Dead Fred: Yeah. (Lizzie pours sugar on the mud pie)

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: (sobbing, jumping off her chair and running to her father) Dad! Daddy, I have some bad news.

Partager la citation sur facebook Figelather: Lizzie, what's with all this fuss about?

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: (sobbing) Something's wrong with Drop Dead Fred.

Partager la citation sur facebook Figelather: (gasps)

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth: (continuing while sobbing) He is my friend, but Mom took him away from me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nigel: (hugging her by holding her on his lap, trying to comfort her) Don't worry, sweetheart, give me a chance. I'm sure he'll be okay. (Lizzie nods her head even in sobs, hugging her father back)

Partager la citation sur facebook Pollyother: (ordering Nigel) Nigel, do it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Figelather: (refusing to agree with Polly) No, I won't, I don't want anything to do it! It's not right!

Partager la citation sur facebook Polly: Alright, I'll do it. (winding up Fred's prison while Lizzie wipes her tears away after Nigel kisses her and then goes to Polly)

Partager la citation sur facebook Father: (repeating, arguing with Polly) It's not RIGHT!

Partager la citation sur facebook Polly: (arguing with Nigel) Now what would you know about raising a child?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Nigel: (getting his jacket) Apparently nothing! (before walking out to door to his car to work)

Partager la citation sur facebook Polly (enraged at Elizabeth after winding up Drop Dead Fred's prison after her husband has gone off to work): Elizabeth, if you ever touch this again, I will throw it in the trash. And you know what it will happen next? He will be crushed to death.

Partager la citation sur facebook Young Elizabeth (writing a letter to Fred with a green crayon because green is his favorite color): Dear Drop Dead Fred, you were my only friend, but she took you away from me. I know I'll see you again. someday.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Cut back to the present]

Partager la citation sur facebook Mickey: We were all a little afraid of your mother.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: Not Fred, he always stood up for me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mickey: Well that's what friends are for, even imaginary ones.

Partager la citation sur facebook Janie: I did this self actualising course this week and basically they taught us that pain is your friend, it's your humanity, pain makes you interesting.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: Janie..

Partager la citation sur facebook Janie: Look at Elvis.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: Yeah, but didn't Elvis kill himself?

Partager la citation sur facebook Janie: Yes, but before that he was very, very interesting.

Partager la citation sur facebook Fred: Expecting Charles. Well that's important. I'd beter go then. There's just one little problem, Charles isn't coming.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: what do you mean?

Partager la citation sur facebook Fred: I wrote the note. Hahahahaha, haven't got a husband, haven't got a husband!

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: I have some bad news for you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Janie: More?

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: Well, remember your house?

Partager la citation sur facebook Janie: Yeah.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: It, it sank.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: I heard you, you said Annabelle.

Partager la citation sur facebook Charles: If I said 'Oh, Annabelle' isn't it better that I said 'Oh Annabelle' and was here with you, than to say 'Oh, Lizzie' and be somewhere else with Annabelle.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mother (A vision of her appears at the door in front of Elizabeth and Fred, stopping them in their tracks): Just where do you think you're going?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Fred (to Elizabeth): Just forget her. Just say the magic words.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth: (tonelessly): I'm not afraid of you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mother (Not buying it): You can't go in there.

Partager la citation sur facebook Elizabeth (louder): I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Fred: Finally, The magic words!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dishes. Relationships. Wind. This guy breaks everything.