Fairly Odd Baby (2008)

Partager la citation sur facebook [Cosmo throws up on Timmy]
Timmy: Oh Darn Wanda, Look What's wrong with Cosmo?
[Wanda is annoyed at Cosmo]
Cosmo: Oh Great, I Think Poof Was In My Belly.
Wanda: Cosmo's Got a little morning sickness, sport.
Timmy: But it's 3 in the afternoon!

Partager la citation sur facebook Timmy: [comes out of the shower and sees the fairies in his bathroom] What?!
Fairies: Surprise!
Timmy: I wish I had a towel! [gets a towel for his head] I wish I had another towel! [gets a towel for his body]

Partager la citation sur facebook [The Fairies are searching for Cosmo]
Cupid: He's not in Rio, but I'll keep looking!
Jorgen: Curses. This could only mean one thing - I should have gone to Rio!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Fairy baby Poof starts crying]
Wanda: Cosmo, you're scaring little Tallulah!
Cosmo: Well, I'd cried too if my name was Tallulah.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cosmo: Wait. When it giggles, good things happen.
H.P.: When it burps, lightning happens.
Wanda: When it cries, bad things happen.
Anti-Cosmo: And, when it breaks wind...
Jorgen: There's no telling what will happen!
[Fairy baby Poof begins inflating and is about to blow up]
Timmy: HIT THE DECK!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Turner: Aww, isn't that cute...and is that a baby?
Timmy: Uhh... no!
Mr. Turner: Well it sure looks like a baby.... [sniffs] ...Ooh, and it's got that new baby smell!
Timmy: And that's why it's the most popular new battery operated baby doll on the market.
Mr. Turner: OOH I WANT ONE!
[Mr. Turner takes Fairy Baby Poof and bounces him about]
Mr. Turner: Hey Tommy, this is fun! it's like the child I never had, and it makes me feel younger! Father time will never get.....
Poof: [burps]
[Mr. Turner gets striken by lightening]
Mr. Turner: Uhh...I think it has a short in it.
Timmy: And that's why i'm taking it back to the store, BYE DAD!
[Mr. Turner collapses]
Mr. Turner: [sniffs] ...Ew, She has that new baby smell Too!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Jorgen, Anti-Cosmo, and the Pixies are flying in jets Just Like The Flying DeLorean From Back To The Future Part 2]
Jorgen: We have located the fairy baby.
Anti-Cosmo: And so have we.
Hp and Sanderson: And so have we.
HP: By the way, why are we in jets when we can fly?
Jorgen: I thought it would be fun.

Partager la citation sur facebook Timmy: I have a plan!
[The scene cuts to a shot of Timmy, dressed as Sir. Boris From The Big Knights, Cosmo dressed as a fast food employee, Wanda dressed as Robin Hood and Jorgen dressed as a bunny, all trapped in a giant butterfly net]
Jorgen: Worst... plan... ever.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After Timmy,Cosmo, Wanda and Jorgen trap in a giant butterfly for sneaking in Anti-Cosmo's Castle]
Wanda: I'll destroy both of you!
Anti-Cosmo: Oh I'm so frightened. Now if you'll excuse us... We must go and harness little Fauntleroy's magic here and commence our evil plan of doom!
HP: Fauntleroy? We are NOT calling the baby Fauntleroy. I was thinking of Bill. Bill's a guy you'd trust with you business portfolio.

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