Futurama - Prenez garde au seigneur des robots ! (2008)

Partager la citation sur facebook When will young people learn that playing "Dungeons and Dragons" doesn't make you cool!

Partager la citation sur facebook [after arriving in Cornwood] Where the hell are we? Hell?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Climbing through chicken hatch] This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens.

Partager la citation sur facebook Have you seen Bender? He's gone crazy! [Holding a carton] Also, smell this milk.

Partager la citation sur facebook All right, I may be weak and I may be small, but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster.

Partager la citation sur facebook There’s so many killbots behind us, I can’t count them all. Three, I think.

Partager la citation sur facebook That blade missed me by the skin of my pants. [A shot of Fry’s behind reveals his pants ripped.]

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey that punk stole our hood ornament! Now no one will know we have the LX Package!

Partager la citation sur facebook [after the ship starts again] There's gas in our ass!

Partager la citation sur facebook I know not of this "Bender"! I am Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood!

Partager la citation sur facebook Finally, we made it out of that godforsaken cave! So what's the fastest way home, back through the cave?

Partager la citation sur facebook Methinks we be boned.

Partager la citation sur facebook Igner: [repeated line] We're owl exterminators.

Partager la citation sur facebook Leegola: Onward brave cowards!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Perceptron: [Bender is in a group therapy session involving being hit in the head by hammers] Now Stop! Hammertime!

Partager la citation sur facebook Roberto: [Repeated line] BOOKALEEMOOKALEE!

Partager la citation sur facebook Rosie the Robot Maid: Everything must be clean. Very clean. That's why the dog had to die. He was a dirty dog. Dirty. Dirty. Also that boy Elroy. Dirty. Dirty.

Partager la citation sur facebook The Swamp Hag: [repeated line] Get out of my swamp, you kids!

Partager la citation sur facebook Titanius: Me thinks we be boned.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roberto: You're not made of Tuesday!

Partager la citation sur facebook Professor: There's just one small problem, and it's a big one.

Partager la citation sur facebook Greyfarn: Fear not Titanius for we still have one hope, the Cave of Hopelessness!

Partager la citation sur facebook Professor: Everybody out of the conference room! I'm calling a conference! [to all, in an adjacent room] Everybody get in here!

Partager la citation sur facebook Roberto: I was built by a team of scientists, trying to create an insane robot...but it looks like they failed!

Partager la citation sur facebook Scary Door Announcer: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Partager la citation sur facebook Morcs: [chanting] Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot's shiny butt!

Partager la citation sur facebook Greyfarn: Alas, Frydo's weakness was no match for the dices power.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hermaphrodite: Your friends soon face certain death, followed by a disrespectful marionette show performed with their corpses.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Perceptron: I was in your seat, I forgot that we had changed places
Mad Hatterbot: CHANGE PLACES?

Partager la citation sur facebook Morcs (Singing): Eat the wizard, Eat the Slut, Eat the Robot Shiny butt.
Gynecaladriel (Amy): Well at least we'll be remember by song.
Titanius (Bender): Wait a second, I have an idea. [seizes his comrades] I surrender! Here, eat my friends! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dragon Fry: So it comes down to this, a dungeon, and dragons!
Zoidberg: I didn't see it coming.

Partager la citation sur facebook Titanius Anglesmith: [to Roberto as king of Wipecastle] Oh great king, your army is the last hope of Cornwood. Let us join forces, before the light of good is extinguished forever!
Roberto: You calling me crazy!? Just coz I got a hotel in my foot don't make me a BOOGALEE-MOOGALEE-MOOGALEE!!
Titanius: Pardon?
Roberto: [draws sword] Stop laughing at me, flyin' avocado! [shrieking while stabbing]

Partager la citation sur facebook Titanius: [after talking with king of wipe castle] Okay, since I'm the only robot here who isn't [makes crazy noises with his finger on his mouth], I declare myself leader of the royal army!
Guard 1: What royal army might that be?
Titanius: Huh?
Guard 2: When the king went insane, he declared war on scallops, so he tied the army to a boat and sent them out to sea. They were never seen again!
Guard 1: Scallops musta got em.

Partager la citation sur facebook Fry: Hey Professor can I ask you something about Bender?
Professor: Of course Fry, show me where on this anatomically correct doll where he touched you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Frydo [Fry]: So this land is real?
Greyfarn [Professor]: Oh, dreadfully real. If you die here you'll really be dead. But instead of science we believe in crazy hocus pocus. It's sort of like Kansas.
Leegola: God help us.

Partager la citation sur facebook [As the professor recognizes Mom's sons]
Professor: Walt, the leader among imbeciles!
Walt: Hey, they resent that!
Professor: Larry, the sniveling middle child.
Larry: [nervously] Sorry. Thank you.
Professor: And you, Igner. The evil I can tolerate. But the stupidity.
Igner: We're owl exterminators.
Professor: Good God! Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo! [children laugh]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Greyfarn (Professor Farnsworth) and Ignus (Igner) are dueling with lightsabers]
Ignus: Mommy never told you about my father.
Greyfarn: She said he was a foul He-demon.
Ignus: Exactly. You are my father.
Greyfarn: No. No, that's impossible.
Ignus: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Greyfarn: No, no!
Ignus: Yah-hah. I heard Mommy say so.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Perceptron: I will now delicately jerk out your imagination, severing fantasy's grip on your nerd-circuit.
[the dark matter resonance appears and Bender begins to fade into nothingness]
Bender: [as he disappears] Coooooornwooooooooooooood!
Dr. Perceptron: Illogical. Illogical. Computational overload.
Nurse Ratchet: But doctor, I love you.
[Dr. Perceptron smashes his own head]

Partager la citation sur facebook Computer Voice: (alarm sound) Warning. Out of dark matter fuel.
Leela: That's not a warning! A warning's supposed come before something bad happens.
Computer Voice: (alarm sound) Warning. Engines will shut down in one second.
Leela: That's more like it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Professor: Who did this? Answer now or be punished.
Leela: Fine, I admit it. It was me.
Professor: You will be punished!

Partager la citation sur facebook Zoidberg: Amy, cancel my appointments.
Amy: [on intercom] Stop calling me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Hermes: As a result of these losses, we will no longer be providing complimentary porno mags in the lobby.
Scruffy: Durnit.

Partager la citation sur facebook Walt: How was the interview, mother?
Mom: It made me want to puke my face off!