Gnomeo et Juliette (2011)

Partager la citation sur facebook [Practicing flirting with Juliet] Nice name. It really goes with your...eyes.

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, I grabbed it first, but if you want it, come get it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Who's your gnomie?

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, this isn't my greenhouse.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nice greenhouse, eh?

Partager la citation sur facebook Tybalt, you just crossed the line!

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Juliet, after she tells him to leave] I'm not going anywhere.

Partager la citation sur facebook [shouts] I'm not delicate!

Partager la citation sur facebook "Who's your gnomie?" [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?

Partager la citation sur facebook [While Paris serenades her badly; sarcastically] Oh, my dad sure knows how to choose 'em.

Partager la citation sur facebook I saw it first!

Partager la citation sur facebook What's in a gnome?

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?

Partager la citation sur facebook A cheat! A cheat, that's what you are!

Partager la citation sur facebook [not seen, but voice heard] Well, you don't get much stealthier than this. [Camera turns to reveal Benny wearing a flower costume] Hello!

Partager la citation sur facebook I love going Commando!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After seeing Ms. Montague order the Kitten Clipper instead of the Terrafirminator; shocked] Not the Kitten Clipper?! Oh no...

Partager la citation sur facebook Sucker!

Partager la citation sur facebook No!

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, please, please, my friends. Tell me something I don't already know.

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, Benny. I didn't think it was possible, but your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat!

Partager la citation sur facebook Yeah. The finish line.

Partager la citation sur facebook Adios, loser!

Partager la citation sur facebook Get them, you idiots!

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, do I look like a begonia?

Partager la citation sur facebook Find them!

Partager la citation sur facebook Juliet, you're not allowed off your pedestal. What are you doing out in the alley?

Partager la citation sur facebook We're looking for a blue gnome. Yeah, he's an ugly little fella. Got a scratch right here.

Partager la citation sur facebook You haven't seen him, have you?

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, lucky you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Come on, let's get inside.

Partager la citation sur facebook Find their weak spot.

Partager la citation sur facebook Damage. Lots and lots of damage.

Partager la citation sur facebook You boys fancy a little bit of fun? Let's take this baby out into the alley.

Partager la citation sur facebook Weren't gonna have a smashing time!

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, if it isn't little big-hat Benny. Mess with our garden, will ya?

Partager la citation sur facebook Ooh, that felt good.

Partager la citation sur facebook You wouldn't attack an unarmed gnome, would ya?

Partager la citation sur facebook Pity!

Partager la citation sur facebook You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick, do ya? What wall?

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, that wall.

Partager la citation sur facebook [when Juliet leaves for the flower] TAKE CARE! I'LL TELL YOUR DAD YOU'RE DOING YOUR HAIR!

Partager la citation sur facebook I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is.

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, I'm sure scared!

Partager la citation sur facebook Chocolate's in stranger, chocolate's in stranger...

Partager la citation sur facebook Dolly Gnome: Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them, but I'm gonna 'cause I wanna, and here they are.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bill Shakespeare: [Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug] Told you so!

Partager la citation sur facebook Lady Bluebury: [To Lord Redbrick; about his prized tulips] Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?
Lord Redbrick: [Offended] Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.
Bluebury: The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.
Redbrick: [Angry] I am not illiterate! My parents were married!

Partager la citation sur facebook Redbrick: When will you realize you're delicate?
Juliet: [Turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]
Redbrick': [Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.
Nanette: [Removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!

Partager la citation sur facebook Fawn: You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! (nudges the little red gnomes)
Little Red Gnomes: The greatest, the greatest by far.
Benny: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!
Little Red Gnomes: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]
Nanette: Definitely not.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After Juliet returns to the Red Garden after meeting Gnomeo]
Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?
Juliet: [Walking away] Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid? What!
Nanette: Hmm. Shut up. You are met a boy!
Juliet: What? No.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy… I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?
Gnomeo: No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!
Juliet: Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?
Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh… [chuckles nervously] ...I just wanted to see you again!
Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!
Gnomeo: 'Finds me', are you joking? "Stealth" is my middle name!
[Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]
Juliet: Turn it off!
Gnomeo: I’m trying.
Redbrick: AAH! JULIET!
Gnomeo: Come on, turn off.

Partager la citation sur facebook Redbrick: [About Gnomeo, who infiltrated the Red garden; angry] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!
[Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]

Partager la citation sur facebook Fawn: [About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?
Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.

Partager la citation sur facebook Juliet: He's a blue.
Gnomeo: And she's a red.
Featherstone: And I'm pink! Who cares?

Partager la citation sur facebook Fawn: [About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?
Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.

Partager la citation sur facebook Gnomeo: Hey there, Juliet. What a name. It’s a great name. Goes with your... eyes. You’re looking really cool. You’re looking good. Did IT hurt when you fell down from heaven? That’s a killer, man. Yeah, no. You’re looking cool. Yeah. How’s it going with you, baby?
[Juliet arrvies]
Juliet: Oh I’m fine baby, how are you.
Gnomeo: Uh, I, uh, never better.
[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of a log pile]
Juliet: [Anxiously] Do you think anyone heard that?
Gnomeo: [Whispering] There's nobody here.
Juliet: [Also whispering] Then why are you whispering?
Gnomeo: [Flirtatiously] Why are you whispering?
Juliet: [Giggles, then spots something behind Gnomeo; excited] Wow - look at that! [Runs towards it]
Gnomeo: [Disappointed] I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!
Juliet: It’s a 1950s MacAllister Ranger. Let’s start her up!
Gnomeo: Yeah! Okay. Check out the power on this beauty. She’s empty. Bingo.

Partager la citation sur facebook Announcer: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! Are you losing the war in your garden?
Benny: Never!
Announcer: Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!
Benny: Bring it on.
Announcer: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!!
Benny: This one's for Gnomeo! [selects the Terrafirminator]
Announcer: MEOW!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook An epic tale on a tiny scale.

Partager la citation sur facebook Every day they sit and wait. But when we're away their adventure begins.

Partager la citation sur facebook A timeless feud. A forbidden love. An epic battle.

Partager la citation sur facebook A little adventure goes a lawn way.

Partager la citation sur facebook Julia Braams - Stone Fish

Partager la citation sur facebook Julio Bonet - Mankini Gnome

Partager la citation sur facebook Neil McCaul - Conjoined Gnome Right

Partager la citation sur facebook Maurissa Horwitz - Call Me Doll

Partager la citation sur facebook John Todd - Dancer (uncredited)