Histoires enchantées (2008)

Partager la citation sur facebook [Reffering to Bugsy on his head] What the heck is on my head right now?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Skeeter sings to the staff] Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. [Skeeter stops singing] C'mon, give it up for the big man.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'll have me win in the story, so I'll win for real. Do ya dig?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Barry Nottingham doesn't want to hug Skeeter because of germs] Let's get past that. OK. Oh, see? Look, your enjoying it. We're hugging, and nothing's happening.

Partager la citation sur facebook The Big Hotel Idea Story!

Partager la citation sur facebook Gotta babysit my niece and nephew tonight. Oh God. Got any advice for me?

Partager la citation sur facebook [talking on the phone from the next room] EMERGENCY! [enters the room] They don't have a TV.

Partager la citation sur facebook There are no happy endings in real life. The sooner you guys learn that, the better.

Partager la citation sur facebook [looking at Bugsy's (guinea pig) eyes] Those would look big on a cow.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's not that big, sir. It can fit into one spot.

Partager la citation sur facebook Excuse me Mr. Nottingham. My name is Jill Hastings. I'm a teacher at Webster Elementary.

Partager la citation sur facebook That's my Prius.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Skeeter after he finds out that the new hotel is replacing Webster Elementary School] Don't destroy the sliver of respect I still have for you by making lame excuses. Just go away and stay away.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Skeeter mistakes him for Bobbi] I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi.

Partager la citation sur facebook Girls are bisgrusting, except for Trisha Sparks.

Partager la citation sur facebook [looks at the stars] Oh look. A pyramid.

Partager la citation sur facebook You have to read us a bedtime story.

Partager la citation sur facebook [is asked how hamburgers taste like] Lifechanging.

Partager la citation sur facebook Patrick's never kissed a girl.

Partager la citation sur facebook [looking at Skeeter's gifts] Shampoo, and a soap?

Partager la citation sur facebook Barry Nottingham Yes. Now, sign the bloody papers.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mickey [translating Skeeter's gibberish] Jumping up and down on the alligator.

Partager la citation sur facebook Barry Nottingham Germs!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mickey Oh, so positive visualisation. I read a book on that once...I read the back cover...I can't read. [Bugsy starts laughing] Shut up, Bugsy! I've got opposable thumbs. What do you think about that? [Bugsy stops laughing]

Partager la citation sur facebook Skeeter Am I really getting a cherry-red ferrari?

Partager la citation sur facebook Robber I don't see why not.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skeeter For freeeee?

Partager la citation sur facebook Robber Sounds good to meeeee.

Partager la citation sur facebook Violet Nottingham Skeeter? Skeeter Bronson?

Partager la citation sur facebook Skeeter Yes, ma'am.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skeeter Raining gumballs?

Partager la citation sur facebook Patrick It's a bedtime story. Anything can happen.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skeeter Yeah, well I guess, in the story. I just wish it was like that in real life. I really do. [imaginary wind chimes sound]

Partager la citation sur facebook Bobbi You go into a magical cave.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skeeter Caves are nice.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bobbi And Abe Lincoln's there.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skeeter Abe Lincoln?! What, is this a joke to you?! What the heck's the matter with you?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Skeeter So you need me, this is good. I´ll do it. But you will have to say "Skeeter is the coolest, I´m a nerd".

Partager la citation sur facebook Wendy Skeeter is the coolest, I´m a nerd

Partager la citation sur facebook Skeeter Yeah, you are!