John "Hannibal" Smith
"Face" Peck
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This is a hell of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into...
[gets punched in the face by a soldier] Good morning!
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[shoots twice on the airport and points out at one of Lynch's men] Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waffe! EINE WAFFE!!
(Oh, my god! He's got a gun! He's got a gun! A gun!) Sucker!
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Hey Bosco it's a little stuffy, I'm gonna pop the window!
[opens tank hatch and fires the machine gun at the attacking drones] YEAAHHH! WHAT YOU GOT BITCHES!?
WHAT YOU GOT!?Bosco "B.A." Baracus
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[After being tricked into flying] What you don't realise is now I gotta kill all of y'all! I'll kill all of y'all! Hannibal first, then Murdock! I'm gonna save Face for last!
H.M. Murdock
Charissa Sosa
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[about Face's team] I would never tell him this, but they are the best clandestine unit in the four branches, and they specialize in the ridiculous.
Dialogue
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Tuco: So you're Army Intelligence?
Face: Who, me? Naaaah!
Tuco: Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.
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Hannibal: I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock.
Face: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
B.A.: And he stitched a lighting bolt in mine, man.
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[Murdock accidentally pilots a medical chopper into an air-conditioning unit, tipping it off the roof and onto B.A.'s van, destroying it]
B.A.:
[screams in anguish] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
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B.A.:
[overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!
Face: This is beyond nuts, boss.
Hannibal:
[laughs] It gets better.
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[After breaking Murdock out, the team speeds away from Sosa, who starts firing]
Face: She's actually shooting at us!
Murdock:
[pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!
B.A.: Murdock, get in here!
Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!
B.A.: We
are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!
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[Murdock incapacitates B.A. to sneak him into a plane]
Face: Murdock, what did I tell you?
Face and Hannibal: You have to
catch him,
after you inject him.
Murdock: My bad.
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[In the plane's cockpit]
Murdock: Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane!
[Alarms start beeping]
Face: What the hell is that?!
Murdock:
But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!
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B.A.:
[wakes up] Why are we in a falling tank?!
Murdock: Because the plane exploded!
B.A.: What pla-
What?! When?
Murdock: Recently. The Reapers shot it down!
B.A.: What Reapers?
Murdock:
[grins] The same ones that are still trying to kill us!
B.A.: I blame you, Hannibal!
Hannibal: Technically we're not flying.
B.A.: I know! Cos we're
falling, fool!
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[Hannibal, Face, B.A., and Murdock are firing rounds from a tank while falling from a plane and evading UAVs]
Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
Charissa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank.
Murdock: Haha! He's flying the tank!
B.A.:
You can't fly a tank fool!
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Hannibal:
[after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face.
Murdock: Yeah, we just traded Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
Hannibal: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
B.A.: Yeah, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
Hannibal: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
Face: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but
[shows key to handcuffs in mouth] I love it when a plan comes together.
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