La Maison du lac (1982)

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Bill] Would you like the room where I first violated her mother?

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Ethel] Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Norman] Don't be such an old poop!

Partager la citation sur facebook That son of a bitch happens to be my husband.

Partager la citation sur facebook Don't you think that everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain amount of bitterness and regret about something? You're a big girl now. Aren't you tired of it all? Bore, bore. It doesn't have to ruin your life, darling. Life marches by, Chels. I suggest you get on with it.

Partager la citation sur facebook You know, Norman, you really are the sweetest man in the world, but I'm the only one who knows it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chelsea, Norman is eighty years old. He has heart palpitations and trouble remembering things. Just when did you expect this friendship to begin?

Partager la citation sur facebook Bill: You're having a good time, aren't you?
Norman: Huh?
Bill: Chelsea told me all about how you like to have a good time messing with people's heads. She does too, sometimes. Me, sometimes I can get into it. Sometimes not. You know, it's not imperative that you and I become friends. I thought it would be nice. I'm sure you're a fascinating person, and I thought it would be fascinating to get to know you, but that's obviously not an easy task. So you just go ahead and be as... poopy, to quote Chelsea, as you want to be, and I'll be as nice and as civil as I can be. But I think there's one thing you should know while you're jerking me around and making me feel like an asshole. I know precisely what you're up to. And I'll take just so much of it. Now what is the bottom line on this illicit sleeping together question?
Norman: Very good. That was a good speech. Bottom line, huh? You're a bottom line man? All right, here's the bottom line... O-kay.
Bill: Huh?
Norman: You seem like a nice man. A bit verbose, but nice...
Bill: Thank you.
Norman: ...and you're right about me. I am fascinating.
Bill: I'm sure you are.
Norman: But let's get back to the sex thing... anything you want to know, just ask me. Go ahead.
Bill: No, no... I just, uh, wanted to clear that up. Chelsea and I can sleep together.
Norman: Sure, please do. [pauses, resumes reading] Just don't let Ethel catch you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Billy Ray: So, I heard you turned 80 today.
Norman: Is that what you heard?
Billy Ray: Yeah. Man, that's really old.
Norman: You should meet my father.
Billy Ray: Your father's still alive?
Norman: No, but you should meet him.

Partager la citation sur facebook Norman: You like that word, don't you? Bullshit.
Billy Ray: Yeah
Norman: It's a good word.

Partager la citation sur facebook Billy Ray: A canoe! Just like the Indians used.
Norman: Actually, the Indians used a different grade of aluminum.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bill: [as he heads out to the lake to go skinny-dipping with Ethel and Chelsea] Are there any bears around here?
Norman: Oh, sure. Black bears, grizzlies. One of 'em came along here and ate an old lesbian just last month.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chelsea: It just seems like we've been mad at each other for so long...
Norman: I didn't think we were mad; I just thought we didn't like each other.

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