La Momie (1999)

Partager la citation sur facebook (narrating) Thebes, City of the Living. Crown jewel of Pharaoh Seti I. Home of Imhotep, Pharaoh's high priest, keeper of the dead; birthplace of Anck-Su-Namun, Pharaoh's mistress. No other man was allowed to touch her. But for their love, they were willing to risk life itself. To resurrect Anck-Su-Namun, Imhotep and his priests broke into her crypt and stole her body. They raced deep into the desert, taking Anck-Su-Namun's corpse to Hammunaptra, City of the Dead, ancient burial site for the sons of pharaohs, and resting place for the wealth of Egypt. For his love, Imhotep dared the gods' anger by going deep into the city, where he took the black Book of the Dead from its holy resting place. Anck-Su-Namun's soul had been sent to the dark Underworld, her vital organs removed and placed in five sacred canopic jars. Anck-Su-Namun's soul had come back from the dead. But Pharaoh's bodyguards had followed Imhotep, and stopped him before the ritual could be completed. Imhotep's priests were condemned to be mummified alive. As for Imhotep, he was condemned to endure the Hom Dai, the worst of all ancient curses. One so horrible it had never before been bestowed. He was to remain sealed inside his sarcophagus, the undead for all eternity. The Medjai would never allow him to be released. For he would arise a walking disease, a plague upon mankind, an unholy flesh-eater with the strength of the ages, power over the sands, and the glory of invincibility. For 3,000 years men and armies fought over this city not knowing what evil lay beneath it; and for 3,000 years we, the Medjai, the decendents of Pharaoh's sacred bodyguards, kept watch.

Partager la citation sur facebook This creature is the bringer of death. He will never eat, he will never sleep, and he will never stop.

Partager la citation sur facebook (in Ancient Egyptian to Anck-Su-Namun) You shall live again! I will resurrect you!

Partager la citation sur facebook (in Ancient Egyptian, as he is taken to the Underworld) Death is only the beginning...

Partager la citation sur facebook (in Ancient Egyptian) My body is no longer his temple! (commits suicide)

Partager la citation sur facebook (to the American, shooting on the boat) I say, bloody good show, chaps! And did I panic? I think not!

Partager la citation sur facebook Do something, do something! (Rick pulls out a knife) Not that, not that!

Partager la citation sur facebook (As Rick bowls Beni over with a chair) Nice shot!

Partager la citation sur facebook (about the priest mummies) Damn, these guys just don't quit, do they?

Partager la citation sur facebook I only gamble with my life, never my money.

Partager la citation sur facebook (seeing Imhotep regenerate) We are in very serious trouble.

Partager la citation sur facebook (to Beni, after discovering he is in league with the mummy of Imhotep) You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you, Beni?

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, your strength gives me strength.

Partager la citation sur facebook It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path. As long as I serve him, I am immune.

Partager la citation sur facebook [After serving Imhotep for a time] I need a new job.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Imhotep, in English] I loved the whole sand wall trick. It was beautiful. Bastard.

Partager la citation sur facebook Evie: Mister O'Connell, can you look me in the eye, and guarantee me that this isn't all some kind of a flimflam? Because I am warning you...
Rick O'Connell: You're 'warning me'? Lady, let me put it to you this way. My whole damn garrison believed in this city so much, that - without orders - they marched halfway across Libya and into Egypt just to 'find' that city. And when we got there... all we found was sand, and blood. (Evie looks stunned) Lemme get your bags.
Jonathan: [to Evie] Yes, you're right. Filthy, rude, complete scoundrel, nothing to like there at all.

Partager la citation sur facebook (seeking information on the lost city of Hamunaptra, Evie and Jonathan visit O'Connell in Cairo prison)
Evie: What exactly is this man in prison for?
Warden Gad Hassan: Well, this I did not know. But when I learned you were coming, I asked him that myself.
Evie: And?
Warden: He said he was just looking for a good time.
(After the discussion between Evy and Rick)
Evie: Where are they taking him!?
Warden: To be hanged. Apparently, he had a very good time.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hangman: Any last requests, pig?
Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
Hangman: (hesitates, then in Arabic) Shall I let him go?
Warden: Yahemar, of course you don't let him go!

Partager la citation sur facebook Warden: Bright good morning to all.
Evie: Oh, no! What are you doing here?
Warden: I'm here to protect my investment, thank you very much.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you, Beni?
Beni: What friend? You are my only friend.
Rick: [Picks him up and slams him on the table] Why the hell are you hanging around this guy?! What's in it for you?
Beni: It is better to be at the right hand of the devil than in his path. As long as I serve him, I am immune.
Rick: [smashing him against a wardrobe] Immune from what?
Beni: Piszkos állat...(Filthy animal)
Rick: What did you say?!
Beni: I don't wanna tell you- you'll just hurt me some more.
Rick: What are you looking for? And try not to lie to me! (Holds Beni up against a ceiling fan)
Beni: AHH! The book! The black book they found in Hamunaptra! He wants it back! He said to me it would be worth its weight in gold!
Jonathan: What does he want the book for?
Beni: Oh come on, I don't know... (Rick shoves him closer to the fan) AH! Something about bringing his dead girlfriend back to life! But that's all, I swear! Just the book, I swear... (Rick lowers him to the floor, Beni glances at Jonathan) And your sister. (sees the look on Rick's face) but other than that...!

Partager la citation sur facebook Evie: You're saying you were actually in Hamunaptra?
Rick: Yeah, I was there.
Evie: You swear?
Rick: Every damn day.

Partager la citation sur facebook Evelyn: You told me you got it on a dig down in Thebes!
Johnathan: Yes, well, I was mistaken.
Evie: You lied to me!
Jonathan: I lie to everybody, what makes you so special?
Evelyn: I am your sister!
Jonathan: Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.

Partager la citation sur facebook Evie: You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.
Beni: (scoffs, then serious) They do?
Evie: Oh, yes. Always.

Partager la citation sur facebook Evie: I think this may be the Book of the Dead.
Rick: The Book of the Dead? Are you sure you wanna be playing around with this thing?
Evie: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.
(wind blows eerily, as it has several times during tense conversations)
Rick: ...That happens a lot around here.

Partager la citation sur facebook (while opening the tomb)
Evie: Oh, I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl!
Rick: You dream about dead guys?

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Bey: We are part of an ancient secret society. For over three thousand years we have guarded the City of the Dead. We are sworn at manhood to do any and all in our power to stop the High Priest Imhotep from being reborn into this world.
Ardeth Bay: And now because of you, we have failed.
Evelyn: And you think this justifies the killing of innocent people?
Dr. Bey: To stop this creature? Let me think...
Ardeth Bay and Dr. Bey: YES!

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: (finding Evie staring at the resurrected corpse of Imhotep) There you are! You've been playing hide and seek, now come on, let's get out of here! (sees Imhotep for the first time) WHOA!
(Imhotep roars)
Rick: (roars back and shoots Imhotep with his shotgun) Move!

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: Well, if it ain't my little buddy Beni! I think I'll kill you.(readies gun)
Beni: Think of my children!
Rick: You don't have any children.
Beni: ...Some day I might.
Rick: Shut up! So you're the one who's leading the Americans. So what's the scam Beni? You take them out to the middle of the desert, and then you leave them to rot!?
Beni: Unfortunately, no. These Americans are smart. They pay me only half now, half when I get them back to Cairo. So this time I must go all the way.
Rick: Them's the breaks, huh? (holsters gun)
Beni: You never believed in Hamunaptra, O'Connell. Why are you going back?
Rick: (looking at Evie) See that girl. She saved my neck.
Beni: You always did have more balls than brains. (laughs)
Rick (laughs along) Goodbye, Beni (throws him overboard)

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: Can you swim?
Evie: Well of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it!
Rick: (Picks her up) Trust me, it calls for it! (throws her overboard)

Partager la citation sur facebook Warden: (as ship is burning) O'Connell, O'Connell! What are we going to do? What are we going to do?!
Rick: Wait here! I'll go get help! (jumps overboard)
Warden: Right! [Mills about uncertainly, then realises] Aargh! Yallah! [Jumps off boat]

Partager la citation sur facebook [after a shipwreck]
Beni: Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!
Rick: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: (plonking his backpack in front of Evie, who is startled) Sorry. Didn't mean to scare ya.
Evie: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.
Rick: Ah, still angry about that kiss?
Evie: If you call that a kiss.

Partager la citation sur facebook Evie: By the way, why did you kiss me?
Rick: (while loading handgun) I was about to be hanged; it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Evie: Ooh! (angrily storms off)
Rick: (confused) What? What did I say?

Partager la citation sur facebook Winston: So what has your little problem got to do with His Majesty's Royal Air Corps?
Rick: Not a damn thing.
Winston: Is it dangerous?
Rick: Well, you probably won't live through it.
Winston: (excitedly) By Jove! Do you really think so?
Jonathan: Well, everybody else we've bumped into has died. Why not you?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Rick and the rest of the group make a toast; drinks their shots, then spits them out in disgust; scene cuts to show others in the bar spitting out their drinks as well]
Henderson: [wipes lips] Sweet Jesus! It tasted just like—
Rick: [drops shot glass in shock; stands up] Blood!
[Camera focuses on water fountain Rick is seeing; water is blood red]
Jonathan: [quoting from Bible] "And the rivers and waters in Egypt ran red, and were as blood..."
Rick: [about Imhotep] He's here...

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: You're gonna get yours, Beni! You hear me?! You're gonna get yours!
Beni: Oh, like I've never heard that before!

Partager la citation sur facebook Imhotep: Keetah mi pharos aja nilo... isirian.
Beni: (translating) 'Come with me, my princess. It is time to make you mine... forever.'
Evie: 'For all eternity', idiot.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jonathan: What is that?
Rick: Sounds like... bugs.
Evelyn: (to Warden) He said bugs!
Warden Gad Hassan: What do you mean bugs? I hate bugs!

Partager la citation sur facebook (they have just walked into a large room full of gold treasure)
Jonathan: Can you see--
Rick: Yes.
Jonathan: Can you believe--
Rick: Yeah.
Jonathan: Can we just--
Rick: No.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: You're with me on this one, right?
Beni: Oh, your strength gives me strength. (after a moment, takes off running for the ruins) Wait for me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Evie: (drunk) You're wondering what is a place like me doing in a girl like this?
Rick: Yeah, something like that.
Evie: Well, Egypt is in my blood. [shows picture in locket] My father was an explorer. He made so many discoveries. And he loved Egypt so much, he married my mother.
Rick: Yeah, I get your father, I get your mother. [points to Jonathan] I get him, but what are you doing here?
Evie: [offended] Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am!
Rick: And what is that?
Evie: I... am a librarian! [drops to her knees] I'm going to kiss you... Mr O'Connell.
Rick: Call me Rick.
Evie: [Grins] Rick [leans in closer but passes out]

Partager la citation sur facebook (prior to Henderson's death)
Henderson: Get me a glass of bourbon.
Daniels: Alright.
Henderson: And a shot of bourbon.
Daniels: Okay.
Henderson:: And a bourbon chaser!
Daniels:: Yeah, yeah, I'll get your damn bourbon.
Henderson: Don't worry about the door.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Burns: [to Imhotep] I'm so pleased to meet you [extends hand; Beni stops him]
Beni: Prince Imhotep does not like to be touched. A silly eastern superstition, I'm afraid.
Mr. Burns: Please forgive me [spills tea; whimpers]
Beni: Mr. Burns, Prince Imhotep thanks you for your hospitality.
Mr. Burns: No.
Beni: And for your eyes, and for your tongue...
Mr. Burns: Wha...
Beni: But I'm afraid more is needed. The prince must finish the job and consummate the curse, which you and your friends have brought down upon yourselves!

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: Get ready for it.
Evelyn: For what?
Rick: We're about to be blown away.
[Sun rises; the city of Hamunaptra materializes from thin air]
Henderson: Will you look at that?!
Daniels: Can you believe it!
Burns: Hamunaptra!
Rick: Here we go again.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jonathan: Two questions: Who the hell was Seti the First, and, was he rich?
Evelyn: He was the second Pharaoh of the Nineteenth Dynasty, said to be the wealthiest pharaoh of them all.
Jonathan: Good. That's good. I like this fellow, I like him ve-ry much.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: You know... do I know you?
Johnathan: No, no, I've just got one of those faces...(Rick punches him)

Partager la citation sur facebook Burns: Hey, that's my toolkit!
Rick: No, I don't think so [Points gun at him]
Burns: O-kay, perhaps I was mistaken...

Partager la citation sur facebook Evelyn: Ooh, and you know how they took out your brains?
Jonathan: (playing stone golf) Evie, I don't think we need to know this...
Evelyn: They take a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils.
Rick: Oofh, that's gotta hurt...
Evelyn: It's called mummification, you'll be dead when they do this...
Rick: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification...
Jonathan: Likewise. [hits a stone and the ceiling near them gives way]

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: Is he supposed to look like that?
Evelyn: No – no, I've never seen a mummy look like this before, he's still – still –
Jonathan and Rick: Juicy.
Evelyn: Yes, he must be over 3000 years old and he looks as if he's still decomposing.
Rick: [sees marks on sarcophagus lid] Hey, what do you make of this?
Evelyn: My god, what could this—[traces fingers over marks] Fingernails! This man was buried alive. And he left a message: "Death is only the beginning."

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: Thought you didn't believe in that fairy tales and hocum stuff (to cat) Shoo!
Evelyn: Having an encounter with a three thousand year old walking talking corpse does tend to convert one!

Partager la citation sur facebook Evelyn: When I saw him alive at Hamunaptra, he called me "Anck-Su-Namun." And just now when we were at Mr. Burn's, he tried to kiss me.
Curator Terrence Bey: Imhotep's love for Anck-Su-Namun is still cursed, even after 3000 years.
Ardeth: He's still in love with her.
Evelyn: Well, yes, that's very romantic, but what's that got to do with me?
Ardeth: He'll try to bring her back like before.
Curator Terrence Bey: ...And it appears he's already chosen his human sacrifice (He and Ardeth look pointedly at Evelyn)
Jonathan: Bad luck, old mum.

Partager la citation sur facebook Evelyn: We must stop him from regenerating. Who opened that chest?
Henderson: Well, there was me and Daniels here. And Burns, of course...
Daniels: And that Egyptologist fella.
Rick: What about my buddy Beni?
Henderson: Nah, he scrammed out of there before we opened the damn thing.
Daniels: Yeah, he was the smart one.
Rick: Yeah... that sounds like Beni.
Evelyn: We must find the Egyptologist and bring him back to the safety of the fort before the creature can get to him.
Rick: Right. (Points to Evelyn) She stays here. (To Daniels, Henderson and Jonathan) You three come with me.
[Rick turns to leave, but they all shout in protest]
Henderson: Oh, no way!
Evelyn: Just a minute, you can't just leave me behind here like some old kind of carpetbag, I mean, who put you in charge - (Rick throws her over his shoulder) O'Connell! What do you think you are doing? Jonathan! O'Connell!
Jonathan: Er...sorry, Evie, he's, er...a bit...tall...
[Rick dumps Evelyn on her bed and locks her in her bedroom.]
Rick: This door doesn't open. She doesn't come out and no one goes in. Right?
Daniels: Right.
Rick: Right?
Henderson: Right.
Rick: Let's go, Jonathan.
Jonathan: Er, well, I thought I could just stay at the fort, and er...reconnoiter...
Rick: Now!
Jonathan: Yeah, right, (To Americans) we're just going to rescue the, er, Egyptologist...

Partager la citation sur facebook Evelyn: Stop it! You'll kill them!
Beni:...That's the idea...

Partager la citation sur facebook Jonathan: Uh...I'd take those bigger stones first. And take them from the top, otherwise the whole thing'll cave in on us. Come on, put your backs into it! (Rick and Ardeth turn to glare at him) Yes, well, you've got the idea. Chop chop.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rick: Who the hell are these guys?
Ardeth: Priests. Imhotep's priests.
Rick:: Alright then. [Fires]

Partager la citation sur facebook Evelyn: Keep him busy!
Rick: (being thrown around by Imhotep) No problem.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jonathan: Hurry up Evie!
Evelyn: Patience is a virtue.
Rick: Not right now it isn't.