Lune de miel à Las Vegas (1992)

Partager la citation sur facebook People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.

Partager la citation sur facebook We're the Flying Elvises. Utah chapter.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night.
Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked?
Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled.
Betsy: Really?
Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack Singer: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
Betsy: "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
Jack Singer: Hey, I know that now, okay.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mahi Mahi: My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi.
Jack Singer: Like the fish?
Mahi Mahi: Yeah. My father was a fisherman.
Jack Singer: My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, "Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper."

Partager la citation sur facebook Ticket agent: Please, sir, if you don't get back in line...
Jack Singer: Then, what? I'll be arrested? Put in airport jail?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mahi Mahi: Chief Orman have pretty big influence around here.
Jack Singer: Influence? He lives in a SHACK!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jack Singer: Betsy, hi, so what's the story?
Betsy: I have to pack.
Jack Singer: We can leave! What did you work out?
Betsy: Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days.
Jack Singer: Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn.
Betsy: Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack? Poker was not my idea.
Jack Singer: Would you please stop crucifying me with this?
Betsy: Where's my bag?
Jack Singer: He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there.
Betsy: I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit.
Jack Singer: He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you.
Betsy: His son is going to be there, Jack. His granddaughter Tiffany will be there.
Jack Singer: She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday?
Betsy: I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.
Jack Singer: Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!
Betsy: What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in 2 days?
Jack Singer: Us? Already it's us.
Betsy: Oh don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this.

Partager la citation sur facebook A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and 34 flying Elvises.

Partager la citation sur facebook A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and a wedding party you won't believe.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's a love that's All Shook Up!

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