Martin and Lewis (2002)

Partager la citation sur facebook [at the Havana-Madrid]
Dean Martin: Would you mind if I go back up on stage now?
Jerry Lewis: I don't, but they mind.
Dean Martin: Get outta here!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jerry Lewis: We killed them, didn't we?
Dean Martin: Oh yeah, kid. We killed them alright.
Jerry Lewis: Didn't you feel it? I felt it. It was like a...like a jolt, like a lightning bolt. I didn't know what was gonna happen next, and I loved it.
Dean Martin: You never talked to Angelo about the dishes.
Jerry Lewis: Hey if Angelo was smart, he'd put us together, don't you think?
Dean Martin: I'm a solo act.
Jerry Lewis: Well me too, but maybe you know, together we could....
Dean Martin: I mean, I go solo.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after their first act at Atlantic City's 500 Club]
Jerry Lewis: It's never happened to me before.
Dean Martin: Me neither.
[short pause]
Jerry Lewis: I want it to happen again.
Dean Martin: Me too.

Partager la citation sur facebook [while doing an act]
Dean Martin: Did you take a bath this morning?
Jerry Lewis: Oh why, is there one missing?
Dean Martin: How come you make so many mistakes?
Jerry Lewis: I got up early.
Dean Martin: Ahh, get outta here!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dean Martin: What's the matter with you, pallie? You should be on top of the world.
Jerry Lewis: I am happy.
Dean Martin: Notify your face, cause you sure don't look it.
Jerry Lewis: You know what. All the great reviews, all the money, all the laughs and all I keep thinking about is my old man. The crowd liked it.
Dean Martin: Don't let it get to you.
Jerry Lewis: My whole life, I always felt like my old man was looking the other way, like he didn't even know I was there. He taught me so much and he doesn't even know it. All those years in Vaudeville and Borscht Belt just kept coming up empty. You know, me after a couple of years. Boom, you know?
Dean Martin: Not if your guilty about it.
Jerry Lewis: Don't take away my guilt. What would I do with all that free time?
Dean Martin: You think too much. All pretty easy if you make it that way.
Jerry Lewis: Hey, your always listening to Jerry Lewis sob stories. I hope you know, I'm always there for you too, Dean. You can always turn to me, tell me anything.
Dean Martin: Yeah... Yeah, thanks, Jer...

Partager la citation sur facebook Jerry Lewis: Hey, did you read the script?
Dean Martin: Ahh, what script?
Jerry Lewis: "What script?" Unbelievable.
Dean Martin: Oh, come on.
Jerry Lewis: Well, I've read it. It's very funny, Dean. I want this deal. I want this part.
Dean Martin: If you wear that on your sleeve, your dead. My mother always told me "never let anyone know who you are".
Jerry Lewis: She must be very proud of you boy, I'll tell you that. My father had a saying too "expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed". [driving into Paramount Pictures] You gotta learn the man's name we're in business with. He's a great producer, Hal Wallis.
Dean Martin: Hey, I say pallie. He turns around "why did you run from me?"

Partager la citation sur facebook Jerry Lewis: Anyway, the point is I'm cheating on my wife.
Dean Martin: Look, Jerry, please don't tell me this is what you dragged me down here for. Go see a priest or a rabbi.
Jerry Lewis: I woke up and I couldn't remember who I was with. What am I doing?
Dean Martin: Look, you love Patti, right?
Jerry Lewis: Right.
Dean Martin: And she loves you, right?
Jerry Lewis: Right.
Dean Martin: So what's the problem?
Jerry Lewis: Its wrong.
Dean Martin: Wrong? Wrong for who? For you?
Jerry Lewis: Don't you think its wrong?
Dean Martin: Jerry, all I know is what's right for me. I don't apologize and I don't explain.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dean Martin: Jerry, your gonna be ninety years old one day, and your gonna look back on this conversation and say "what a schmuck I was to worry about this stuff".
Jerry Lewis: Why is it so easy for you?
Dean Martin: I don't know, maybe there's just something about women that somebody knows her. Especially someone your not supposed to know. What's she gonna feel like, how she looks like under those clothes.

Partager la citation sur facebook Dean Martin: [jokingly] What am I singing anyway? Everybody's drunk!
[begins singing "Oh Marie"]

Partager la citation sur facebook [during filming of a segment of the Colgate Comedy Hour]
Dean Martin: Hey, how are you? Hey, kids.
Jerry Lewis: Hello, hello. Here we are.
Dean Martin: Happy to see us?
[the group of kids sit silently looking unamused]
Jerry Lewis: Oh, look how their screaming and yelling.
Dean Martin: Hey, you want to tone it down a little?
[awkward silence]
Jerry Lewis: Oh, holy jeez.
Dean Martin: Looks like a midget Nuremberg trial.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jerry Lewis: Nice of you to show up.
Dean Martin: Not that you would've missed me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jerry Lewis: Well, Dean, here we are at the famous Paramount Theater in New York.
Dean Martin: Oh, is that where we are?
Jerry Lewis: That's where we are. Where else would we be?
Dean Martin: Well, I don't know, I just woke up. Wondering what all these people were doing in my bedroom.
[crowd laughs]
Jerry Lewis: Anyway, Mr. Dean Martin whose talent is exceeded only by his alimony, will now sing for you. [puts on a joke face] He wanted me to pay half, but I had none of the fun.
Dean Martin: [to the audience] Funny little bastard, isn't he?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jerry Lewis: We have the one thing that no other team has.
Dean Martin: Yeah, Jerry, what's that?
Jerry Lewis: It's the love we have for each other.
Dean Martin: You know you can talk about love all you want, but to me your nothing but a dollar sign. I am done, pallie. We're finished.

Partager la citation sur facebook [during their final act at the Copacabana]
Jerry Lewis: Hey, who let Jackie Gleason in here?
Dean Martin: Is Jackie in here? Hey, Jackie, how are you?
[Jackie Gleason is seen sitting at a front table, smoking a cigar, nods]
Jerry Lewis: Everybody protect your food!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jerry Lewis: Who needs a drink next to that? I'm drunk already. Alright ladies and gentlemen, the Italian street singer is getting old.
Dean Martin: Ahh, what is this?
Jerry Lewis: Mr. singer man, go get 'em.

Partager la citation sur facebook [after their last performance]
Dean Martin: Good show, huh?
Jerry Lewis: Best one yet.

Partager la citation sur facebook [last lines]
Dean Martin: Thanks for a great ride...
[pause]
Jerry Lewis: ...Love you.
[pause]
Dean Martin: Love you back...
[Dean leaves]

Partager la citation sur facebook Abby Greshler: [sarcastically] Goodbye, Jerry.
Jerry Lewis: Hey, Abby?
Abby Greshler: What?
Jerry Lewis: Try stay out of the sun.
Abby Greshler: Get the hell outta here.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jerry Lewis: [to Patti] They'll hate me. Why can't I just get up on stage and be funny and then get famous and then get rich? Or the rich part first. I don't care. Is that too much to ask?
Patti Lewis: You should do it.
Jerry Lewis: But I'm scared.
Patti Lewis: [kisses him on his forehead] Do it anyway.
Jerry Lewis: [looks around the house] What? And take a chance on losing all this?
Patti Lewis: Come on, lets eat.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lou Perry: Your getting hot, pal. I got a good feeling. Maybe now you can actually afford those clothes you buy? Get your own place? Not that I don't love having you stay at my place. Stay as long as you like.
Dean Martin: You've been good to me, Lou. And a real good friend. I won't forget that.
Lou Perry: Don't go soft on me, pallie.
Dean Martin: Okay, pallie.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jerry Lewis: And now...and now ladies and gentlemen, for your extreme listening pleasure, Mr. Dean Martin.
[Dean comes up on stage and sings "My Own, My Only, My All"]

Partager la citation sur facebook Dean Martin: Okay folks, for my next number, I'm gonna sing the same song again. I'm gonna keep on singing it, till I get it right.
[sings]

Partager la citation sur facebook [In the court room]
Lou Perry: [to Dean] Okay we're up next and remember, let me do the talking. And what? You're gonna dress down a little?

Partager la citation sur facebook Betty Martin: How much longer can we do this? This is a disgrace, Dean.
Dean Martin: It's a good thing. Clean slate.
Betty Martin: You have two kids and maybe you noticed a third on the way. Going bankrupt is a good thing?
Dean Martin: Things will turn around.
Betty Martin: Why don't you come back to Philly. Get a job with my father, be a regular person.
Dean Martin: Betty, I'm not gonna do what you, or what anybody else wants me to do, you understand that?
Betty Martin: You just don't care, do you?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeanne Biegger: I just wish they could see what I see.
Dean Martin: I want you to stay here, in LA. My band leader has a guest house.
Jeanne Biegger: What's gonna change?
Dean Martin: You know how it is. What it is.
Jeanne Biegger: I do now, although it would have been nice of you to let me know you were married when you first took me out.
Dean Martin: Don't you read the gossip columns?
Jeanne Biegger: I wouldn't let you be alone, you know that. Aren't you tired of being alone?
Dean Martin: Its complicated.
Jeanne Biegger: No, its simple. You need somebody who's always gonna be there. Who knows the truth and is never gonna lie to you. I'm just like you, Dean. I don't care about anything in this world except what's in front of me, and that's you. You've never been loved that way before, I know it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ernie Glucksman: Dean?
Dean Martin: Yeah. [noticing the strap on his shoulder] is that Jerry's?
Ernie Glucksman: Yeah, well he only got the one though. Listen, I'm sorry about what happened back there.
Dean Martin: Not your fault.
Ernie Glucksman: How do you put up with it?
Dean Martin: Hey, it doesn't bother me. I get paid the same whether I'm funny or whether the boy's funny.
Ernie Glucksman: Yeah, but I mean the stomach aches. I've never seen anyone so desperate for attention. We all think it stinks.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ernie Glucksman: Yeah, I'd love to have a drink with you some night or maybe dinner? I'd like to get to know you more so I can tell the writers how to work for you better.
Dean Martin: Nobody gets to know me better. Not even my wife.
[walks away]

Partager la citation sur facebook Jerry Lewis: Don't forget, we got dinner with Dean and Jeanne on Friday.
Patti Lewis: Speaking of something I don't wanna do.
Jerry Lewis: Well, get over it, cause were going. We never do anything with them anymore.
Patti Lewis: I'm still friends with Betty. Do you have any idea how awkward this is?
Jerry Lewis: I don't care. Dean's my best friend.
Patti Lewis: Dean is nobody's best friend, Jerry!
Jerry Lewis: Who stayed with me all night at the hospital, huh? My father? Lew Wasserman? No, Dean did. You don't understand these things.
Patti Lewis: I understand better then you do. He's not gonna give you what you want. He can't. When are you gonna see that?
Jerry Lewis: Alright, just stay out of it.
Patti Lewis: The invitation's never gonna come...
Jerry Lewis: Alright, that's enough! You will go to dinner with us! Dean is my friend and you will go!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeanne Martin: [reading a newspaper article as Dean sits relaxed watching a western] "For all it's madness, there is method in the Lewis artistry". Oh, and here's the important part, [continues reading] "Mr. Martin is a competent straight man". [throws the newspaper] The Lewis artistry?
Dean Martin: The boy is talented.
Jeanne Martin: Why doesn't anybody see that your the spine of the act? Jerry would be nothing without you. I'll tell you one thing, there's not a woman in the world who would watch if you weren't there.
Dean Martin: [smiles] Yeah, well, how many ten-year old kids would be watching me if Jerry wasn't there?
Jeanne Martin: I'm glad you think this is funny! How can you let him take over!? He rolls right over you!
Dean Martin: Hey, do me a favor, don't tell me my business, okay? He wants to be a mogul, he wants to be an artist. What do I care? I'm happy that the way things are.
Jeanne Martin: No, you’re not!
Dean Martin: [angrily] Now you’re gonna tell me how I feel too!? Great! Let me know when I'm hungry! Now get something to eat! [sits back down]
Jeanne Martin: He's holding you back! You could be the next Sinatra!
Dean Martin: I can't hear the television if you go on talking!
Jeanne Martin: You know something, Dean? When we met, I told you there was something missing! I finally figured out what it is! You! You're missing there's just no one there!

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