Ocean's 13 (2007)

Partager la citation sur facebook First of all, I know the guys you'd hire to come get me, they like me better than you. Second of all, you're not going to the cops, because...well, let's face it, you're not going to the cops. Third, you shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better, Willy.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Rusty before leaving] You should settle down. Have a couple of kids.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Danny before he leaves] Next time, try keeping the weight off in between.

Partager la citation sur facebook Could you make it any more complicated?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Referring to Linus' facial prop] Oh I told him that the nose plays... the nose plays.

Partager la citation sur facebook [reference to Damon's last line in Rounders] It is not a prop for prop's sake!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Linus is talking to his dad on the phone] No, the Brody can work! What, just because you have the greatest cover known to man, you have to tell me what to do? Congratulations! No, maybe you are getting soft! [Danny puts his hand out for the phone] No, I won't put Danny on. [Rusty puts his hand out for the phone] Or Rusty. Just-Goodbye, Dad!

Partager la citation sur facebook [At the airport, homage to real life] I guess I'll see you when I see you

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm so deep into Pepperidge I am him.

Partager la citation sur facebook You know, you're half smart, Ocean.

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, I don't lose. People who bet on me to lose lose. And they lose big.

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't want the labor pains, I just want the baby!

Partager la citation sur facebook [To Danny Ocean] Some people I take seriously tell me you are a serious guy.

Partager la citation sur facebook Saul Bloom: When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there.

Partager la citation sur facebook Saul Bloom: Kensington Chubb here!

Partager la citation sur facebook Saul Bloom: Did I say I was walking away? Let's gut the sonovabitch.

Partager la citation sur facebook Reuben Tishkoff: We'll talk about it when I'm dead.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roman Nagel: You're analog players in a digital world. You're done.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roman Nagel You're like the Morecombe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while

Partager la citation sur facebook Yen: Shit! Shit! Shit!

Partager la citation sur facebook Saul Bloom: (Talking to Willie Bank as Kensington chubb) Well, so far, this establishment is of, Aces!

Partager la citation sur facebook Rusty: [Meeting Danny on a plane to Vegas] What's the latest?
Danny: Nothing. They say the first 24 hours are...
Rusty: Right... Did she understand?
Danny: It's not their fight.
Rusty: Did she understand?
Danny: ...It's not their fight.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Danny and Rusty are greeted by Linus]
Danny: Hey, Linus.
Linus: Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?
Danny: [impatient] It's not their fight!
Linus: [defensively] Hey, whoa!

Partager la citation sur facebook Reuben: So... where's the partner's desk gonna be?
Bank: Oh, there is no partner's desk, Reuben. You're out.
Reuben: What? Are you gonna throw me off the roof?
Bank: Well, I don't want to.

Partager la citation sur facebook Reuben: Did you know the Inuit people send their elders out on an ice floe to die when they're too old to hunt?
Danny: Reuben, that's just a myth.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rusty: Well, she said she liked surprises...
Danny: I don't think that is what she meant.
Rusty: You think?
Danny: So she dropped the remote...
Rusty: And I put the towel back on.
Danny: Well, those are the waters.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rusty: So then she says, "What did I do?" and I say, "What do I look like, a pancake eater?"
Danny: Hmm. So you left it there on the floor?
Rusty: Right on the floor.
Danny: For how long?
Rusty: Next morning.
Danny: [nods] Good.

Partager la citation sur facebook Danny: What did you say?
Rusty: What could I say?
Danny: Nothing.
Rusty: That's what I said.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rusty: Relationships can be...
Danny: Sure.
Rusty: But they're also...
Danny: That's right.

Partager la citation sur facebook Danny: That's your idea?
Linus: Well, we've shaken all the trees, we've looked under every rock, we've searched every... I mean... We've talked to everybody we can trust. I know it's not a great idea, but it is an idea... and I think as long as we have one idea, we shouldn't give up.
Rusty: I was really hoping to avoid that this time.

Partager la citation sur facebook Turk: I don't care if it gets messy.
Virgil: I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.
Livingston: And I'll inject him.
Basher: And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.
Rusty: All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...
Danny: But...

Partager la citation sur facebook Danny: Even though Bank stepped over the line, we need to do what is best for Reuben, which means we offer Bank a "Billy Martin."
Turk: And, what? He takes it and gets away with it?
Linus: Those are the rules.
Basher: No, those are the rules for someone who understands the rules, which Bank don't. He already broke them. So he don't get the chance.
Frank: For Reuben...I think we give him a chance.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bank: This town might have changed, but not me. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can't even imagine.
Danny: Well, I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Danny: Couldn't we just shut it off, you know, cut the wires?
Roman: That could work. Even better, you could just kick the plug right out of the socket!
Danny: I'm serious-
Roman: No, short of walking in with a bloody magnetron around your neck- You do know what a magnetron is?
Danny: [pause] Something that screws up the Grecco?
Roman: Short of that...I...[laughs] I can't believe I am even talking about this, because...this is a problem!
Danny: That's what I said.
Rusty: But if we could-
Roman: No, there is no 'if'! It can not be shut off! I mean, you need a real natural disaster, an act of God!
Rusty: But if we could beat it-
Roman: You can't.
Rusty: But if we could-
Roman: You can't.
Rusty: You could.
Roman: [gives them a look] Don't flatter.
Danny: Look, IF we could shut it off, how long would it take to reboot?
Roman: Because it's so sophisticated, 3 and a half minutes.
[Danny and Rusty look at each other]
'Danny: Might be enough.
Rusty: Pick your natural disaster.

Partager la citation sur facebook Danny: They built 'em smaller back then.
Rusty: They seemed big.
Danny: Town's changed.

Partager la citation sur facebook Basher: [pretending to be a stunt biker] Mr. Bank. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?
Bank: What did he say?
Basher: [lifting a finger up for each word] Pay me my money!

Partager la citation sur facebook Rusty: [notices Danny teary-eyed] Are you alright?
Danny: Yeah, um, I just bit into a pepper.
Rusty: [sees the television is on Oprah, where she gives a family a new house] Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah? With a bottle of wine? Did you TiVo this?
Danny: I was reading the paper.
Rusty: [unconvinced] With the sound at full volume?
Danny: It's...not just the kids. I mean, I'm happy for the kids. [rusty nods] How's it going in Mexico?
Rusty: Well, Turk's there. [pause] Are they really going to build her a new home?
Danny: Yeah, for the whole family.
[Rusty also starts to sniffle and tear up]

Partager la citation sur facebook Linus: Have you guys been talking to my dad?
Danny: Why would we do that?
Linus: That's not a "no."
Danny: Look...
Rusty: He just wanted to know how the nose was working for you.
Linus: Oh, I knew it, man! He just can't leave it alone! What did you tell him?
Rusty: Oh, I told him the nose plays.
Linus: The nose does play.
Rusty: The nose plays.
Danny: It's great, it's huge.

Partager la citation sur facebook Benedict: You think this is funny?
Danny: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.

Partager la citation sur facebook Benedict: [When Danny, Rusty, and Linus ask for his help] Number one: If any of you try to screw with me, you're dead. And I'll be looking into the whole operation. Number two: If I lend you this money, I'm your senior partner, last money in, first money out...And you will double my investment.
Danny: Double.
Benedict: ...Is that a yes?
Rusty Ryan: Double.
Benedict: [nods] That monstrosity that Bank calls a hotel casts a shadow over my pool. Break him. Break him in half. The man has no taste. Yet every time he opens a hotel, he wins a Royal Review Board Five Diamond Award. Every time he wins, he celebrates by...
Danny: We know, by buying one for his wife.
Linus: You mean five.
Rusty: One is five.
Benedict: Number three: I want you to steal the diamonds.
Rusty: It can't be done.
Linus: We don't have the manpower.
Danny: Or the time.
Rusty: Or a way in.
Danny: We get caught, we go away for life! We're not going to risk that just so you can get his diamonds!
Benedict: Oh, I don't want them. I just want him to lose what matters most to him. Do what you want with them. But either you steal the diamonds, [shrugs] or you get somebody else to finance your drill.

Partager la citation sur facebook Linus: [carrying a bag for Basher] Bash?
Basher: Up here! [Linus gives him the bag. He looks inside] Hey! Where are the mags? [Linus looks back up to him] LINUS!
Linus: Look, I can't buy those things!
Basher: I need them! I can't leave! Why are you such a-?
Linus: I'm sorry! Ask someone else! Ask Livingston!
Basher : You're such a wowzer! Here. [hands a letter to Linus] Read this to Reuben. I've done research: positive messages get through.
Linus: I can't say this.
[Drill equipment starts to act up, Basher runs to fix it]
Basher: No, no, I am saying it, you're just a vessel.
Linus: Come on, Basher! Look, why don't you take a break, I'll watch all the equipment, you go read it to him.
Basher: Shit! You know when they were digging the tunnel they had teams of guys monitoring this.
Linus: Yeah? How many?
Basher: TEAMS!

Partager la citation sur facebook Benedict: Think he's gonna fall for this?
Danny: You did. You ready?
Benedict: I was born ready.
[Danny rolls his eyes]

Partager la citation sur facebook Turk: Are you in yet?
Virgil: I hate that question.

Partager la citation sur facebook Turk: Don't change the facial structure.
Virgil: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.
Turk Malloy: Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34. [Virgil turns and stares at him] 24... 22.

Partager la citation sur facebook Danny: Now the top casinos can clear $3 million just off the floor. Bank, with his high-level players and no limits, is projecting 5. But in exchange for the loans, he had to give up six of the nine seats on the board, so he doesn't control his own company, and a couple of the guys he brought in aren't friendlies. So he has to clear $500 million in the first quarter, or he gets dumped out of his own hotel.
Roman: And of course Bank wants another Five Diamond Award, fifth in a row.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roman: Now, back to Macro. What is your exit strategy? The players won't be in on it, so they'll all think it's their lucky night, but you'll never get them out of there with their winnings, they're going to gamble it all back. That's Vegas and that's your problem.
Danny: Well, it's A problem, but it's not The problem.
Rusty: The problem is security. We're drawing a blank. It's a little spooky.
[Scene cuts to Linus talking to Danny on the phone, in London]
Linus: The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market and all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now I found out where they designed it but I can't even get in the building. I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best IDs and I am nowhere...well not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.
Danny Ocean: Do you have anything?
Linus Caldwell: Yeah I think I have a name but I don't even know if its right. They're calling it-
[Scene cuts back to Danny, Rusty, and Roman]
Roman Nagel: The Greco. The Greco Player Tracker.

Partager la citation sur facebook [during this scene almost constantly someone is talking over some other's voice]
Virgil: Long past checkout time, sir.
The V.U.P.: What? I'm in no condition to checkout, ( I have...)
Virgil: You've overstayed your reservation, sir. We need the room.
The V.U.P.: But, Nevada innkeeper laws make it illegal to evict a (guest who is sick, you can't do...)
Turk: Expect in case of public health and safety, ( sir. Occupants have evidenced a flagrant)...
Virgil: You're obviously experiencing some sort of abrasion, sir.
Turk: ...repeated disregard for acceptable standard for personal HYGIENE.
The V.U.P.: I haven't disregarded my hygiene!
Turk: Sir, (but yes)...
Virgil Malloy: (SIR,) what I am trying to say is...
Turk: ...you have.
Virgil: ...you've gone nose deaf.
The V.U.P.: What?
Virgil: You're oblivious to your effect on other guests.
The V.U.P.: I really don't see what effect (I've had on other guests if I'm up in my room, and)...
Turk: Fifteen minutes! Fif-teen minutes! Fifteen minutes!
The V.U.P.: ...up, (up here)
Turk: (Fif...) hey, fifteen minutes. Pack your things or we will pack them for you. Get the picture?
The V.U.P.: What?
Turk: Do you get the picture, sir, (do not make us)...
Virgil: Pack your things.
Turk: ...come back here, friend.
Virgil: Pack your things!
Turk: Friend.
The V.U.P.: (Hey,) okay. Okay!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Linus is passing Yen off as a whale]
Abigail: Did you say Mr. Wang is involved in real estate Mr. Pepperidge?
Linus: Yes, that is correct.
Abigail: I only ask because his name doesn't show up on our standard database.
Linus: And Mr. Wang and I have worked very hard to keep it that way. Look, he owns all of the air south of Beijing.
Abigail: [disbelieving] The air?
Linus: Let me put it to you this way: Try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name turns up on your database then.

Partager la citation sur facebook [For this, everyone but Basher's voice is from a radio]
Basher: Bank's going to run the prints off the card machine.
Virgil: Damn, he's good.
Danny: He'll get Livingston's ID and known associates.
Rusty: That's us.
Saul: Uh, what do we have in place for this?
Danny: Nothing. We all get arrested and Bank will have the best night of his life.
Rusty: We can't let it get to Bank.
[During above conversation, Basher notices an ad promoting stunt biker Fender Roads and notices he resembles him somewhat and then notes his "Speaking With Distinction" book.]
Basher: I know what to do. We'll set up a Cartwheel. Back of the house, 15 minutes.
Danny: Who's going to hack this?
Basher: Well, the ideal person's in the back of a car in handcuffs.
Turk: I can handle it.
Dann: Anybody else?
Virgil: This is Virgil, I'll give it a shot.
Turk: I can handle it!
Danny: Virgil, it is.
Rusty: Get it done, Virg.

Partager la citation sur facebook Danny: Shut it down, guys. Shut her down!
Turk: It is shut down.
Rusty: This is no time for jokes, fellas.
Turk: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?

Partager la citation sur facebook Abigail: [after a small earthquake] What was that?
Linus : You felt it too?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Danny confronts Benedict the day after the heist]
Benedict: Danny.
Danny: Terry.
Benedict: You called an audible last night.
Danny: That's what I do when I see a blitz coming.
Benedict: A blitz?
Danny: I guess Toulour just happened to be on the roof at the same moment we were coming out with those diamonds.
Benedict: How did you know I would go for them?
Danny: Because you're you and I'm me.

Partager la citation sur facebook What are the odds of getting even? 13 to one.

Partager la citation sur facebook Revenge is a funny thing.

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Partager la citation sur facebook When you cross one Ocean, you cross them all.