Phinéas et Ferb, le film : Voyage dans la 2ème Dimension (2011)

Partager la citation sur facebook Alright, everyone, let's kick some robot chassis!

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey, buddy. Ferb and I just wanted to say our goodbyes. You know, we thought we'd met the real you when we found out you were Agent P. But the fact is, pet, secret agent, they're both the real you. You are now, and always have been a great pet, and a great friend. [strokes his fedora] We're going to miss you, Agent P. [Perry hugs Ferb, then hugs Phineas] I love you, pal.

Partager la citation sur facebook [as he plays platypult baseball] Oh, yes, sports fans, that may be the best hit ever in the history of platypult baseball! And the crowd exhales loudly through their mouths! [breathes loudly]

Partager la citation sur facebook [after trying to get the piece for the portal out of Perry's mouth] Perry, no. This is not tug of war. This is not tug of war!

Partager la citation sur facebook All this time, we're like, "He's a platypus, he doesn't do much." Well, apparently you do...you..you..you're tangled up in the.. whoa!

Partager la citation sur facebook Wow, saved by unconventional architecture.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Perry] You're a secret agent? And you've been living with us this whole time? Was that evil guy right? Were we just a cover story to you? I mean, were you ever really our pet or part of our family? [Perry looks away sadly] Well apparently not because you didn't trust us enough to tell us! Anyone else here leading a bizarre double life? [Ferb raises his hand] Put your hand down, Ferb. [Ferb lowers his hand down]

Partager la citation sur facebook Well, we've had a lot of great days, but we only have one Perry.

Partager la citation sur facebook Now this is what I call busting!

Partager la citation sur facebook [after seeing her 2nd dimension self] Hey, is that me? I look good!

Partager la citation sur facebook Get me, I'm a Georgia O'Keeffe painting!

Partager la citation sur facebook Boy I could go for a...(bubbly) lemonade!

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Phineas, Ferb and Perry] Hope you've got your 3-D glasses, 'cause I'm coming at ya! [prepares to kill them]

Partager la citation sur facebook [First lines]
Phineas: I'll be honest, Ferb. I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this. But, I guess that's life, huh? One minute you're having the best day ever, the next you're being fed to a monster the size of a two car garage.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, well, welcome to my life!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [to 2nd Dimension Dr. Doofenshmirtz] You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.
2nd Dimension Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah?!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [High pitched] ...Nothing.

Partager la citation sur facebook Phineas: [to Perry after discovering he's a secret agent] I'm... I'm sorry. I'm just having trouble processing this right now.
Perry: [hands him a pamphlet]
Phineas: [reading] "So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent"... I don't want your pamphlet! [tosses it away]

Partager la citation sur facebook (When Lawrence and Linda take a young Phineas, Ferb, and Candace to the animal rescue center)
Lawrence: Come on, kids. Pick out any pet you want.
Linda: Oh look, Phineas! This one's looking at you! [picks up Phineas and shows him the cat looking at him]
Lawrence: And this one's looking at you, Ferb! [picks him up and shows him the dog looking at him]
[Candace walks through the aquarium section and all the fish swim away as she approaches them]
Young Candace: Why won't anything look at me?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [When Phineas and Ferb choose a pet playtpus]
Young Candace: What would you even name a platypus?
Phineas: [narrating about when they got Perry] 'Course Ferb and I knew exactly what to name you.
Young Phineas and Ferb: Bartholemew.
Young Perry: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Phineas: Then when we got home, we renamed you Perry.

Partager la citation sur facebook Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry?
Phineas: Yeah, he's our pet platypus.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Is every platypus named Perry?
Phineas: In a perfect world, yes.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Aww, well, he's a cute little fella. Hi, there. [tickles Perry's chin] Gootchie... [Perry bites his finger] OW, OW, OW!
Phineas: Perry, no! [he and Ferb pull him off] We do not bite the elderly!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Again, ow. No, it's okay, platypusses don't typically like me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Phineas: [to Perry] So not only have you been leading a double life this whole time, but you sat there and let us help an evil scientist open an evil portal into an evil dimension, and you did nothing to stop us?!
Ferb: Well, he did pee on the couch.
Dr. Doofensmirtz: Wait a sec, I just realized something... that was a conscious choice, you peed on my couch!
Perry: [smiles bashfully]

Partager la citation sur facebook Doofenshmirtz-2: Fix the machine!
Phineas: No!
Doofenshmirtz-2: Then you forced my hand! [takes out dog puppet; talks as puppet] Fix the machine!
Phineas: No!
Doofenshmirtz-2: Really? When I was your age, I did whatever a puppet told me to!
Phineas: How old do you think we are?!
Doofenshmirtz-2: Oh, I don't know. 1, 2? It's hard to tell with the one eye!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2 shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz a picture of Perry without his hat.]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Now, what do you see?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An ordinary platypus.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): [flips page to Perry with his hat] NOW, what do you see?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): You know, I'm beginning to see why you haven't taken over as leader in your dimension.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well Mr. Eviler-Than-Thou how did you manage to take over the Tri-State Area?!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Simple. I used a big army of scary robots.
Robots: [Using Norm heads] We should do lunch sometime!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Doofenshmirtz: If you and I are the same person why are you so much better at being evil than me?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): True evil is born through pain and loss...when I was a lad, I once had a toy train...and then one day I lost it.
[Awkward pause for about 10 seconds]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's...that's it!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): What do you mean!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's your emotionally scarring backstory? That's your great tragedy? Dude, I was raised by ocelots, literally, disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's it? That's all you got? Really? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing, neither of my parents showed up for my birth!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well how did you feel when ya lost that toy train?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well I never lost the train.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well perhaps if you did maybe you would have done better. Since you've neglected to take over your Tri-State Area I will go over there and give my own shot.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Great! We can be a team!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): [Sarcastically] R-r-right...a team.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey wait are you being sarcastic!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension): [Sarcastically] Nooo!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah right there I believe that is what I sound like when I'm being sarcastic!

Partager la citation sur facebook Candace (2nd Dimension): Are there four of you in this room?
Phineas: Five counting Perry.

Partager la citation sur facebook Candace: Why are there four of you? And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable?
Isabella (2nd Dimension): [Angrily] What do you mean suddenly?

Partager la citation sur facebook [When Phineas disowns Perry and sends him away to follow 2nd Dimension Doofesnhmirtz's order to turn himself in]
Phineas: You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without "us". [walks back inside]
Ferb: Well, you could, but it would just be "Platyp."

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh you caught it! Here, unlock me.
Candace: Are you even paying attention?!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (looks at the lava) Oh that's right the lava, it can wait.

Partager la citation sur facebook Phineas: Perry, let go!
Perry: [looks at Phineas in shock]
Candace: What?! No, no, don't let go!
Phineas: Perry, trust me!
Candace: Two words! La-va!
Phineas: Trust me!

Partager la citation sur facebook Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terror as I punch a hole through to another dimension. Behold, the OtherDimensionat...
Norm: Sir!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: What? What?
Norm: I finished setting up the buffet.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh for crying out loud, Norm, I was in the zone.
Norm: I just thought you were playing with your doll!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It's not a dog, it's a stand-in (he said, picking up and showing a Perry the Platypus doll). Pretendy the PracticePus, see?

Partager la citation sur facebook Computer: Phineas and Ferb, this message is top secret, for your ears only. If you are hearing this, the Tri-State Area is at emergency alert level alpha red. Agent P needs your help.
Phineas: How does he know we'll know what to do?
Computer: He knows you know what to do. He also knows you two are the only ones capable of helping him because you two are the only ones capable of creating these.
[A door opens.]
Computer: Auto scan replication initiated.
[Suddenly machines begin to recreate inventions Phineas and Ferb have built in the past.]
Phineas: Ferb, I think I know what we're going to do today!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Last lines]
Isabella: Uh, Major Monogram?
Monogram: Yes?
Isabella: So, none of us will remember any of today?
Monogram: That's right.
Isabella: Good! [kisses Phineas on the lips]
Phineas: [surprised] Isabella!
Isabella: Hit it, Carl!
Phineas: Wait, wait, wait!
[Carl fires the Amnesia-inator, erasing everyone's mind]

Partager la citation sur facebook Tyler Alexander Mann as Carl