Scott Pilgrim (2010)

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Partager la citation sur facebook Stephen: [about Knives Chau] She seems nice.
Scott: [happily] Yeah.
Young Neil: Yeah, she seems awesome.
Scott: [happily] Yeah.
[Stephen whistles]
Kim: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Scott: [oblivious] Yeah. [confused] Wait, what?
Kim: I mean, are you really happy, or are you really evil?
Scott: Like, do I have ulterior motives or something? I'm offended, Kim.
Kim: Wounded, even?
Scott: Hurt, Kim.
Kim: [in disbelief] You? Hurt?
Scott: [changing the subject] Neil, you were saying about "she seems awesome"?
Young Neil: Yeah, she seems awesome.
Scott: Yeah.
[Stephen whistles]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Waiting outside Knives' school.]
Wallace: I do not want to be here at all.
Scott: This school has boys, too.
Wallace: Hate you. Even I would think twice about dating a 17-year-old.
Scott: Well, she's only allowed out when the sun is up, so I wouldn't call it dating. It's more like--
Wallace: Playtime?
Scott: That doesn't sound so good, either.
Wallace: No.
Knives: Scott! [runs up to Scott and Wallace]
Scott: Hey, Knives. This is my cool, gay roommate, Wallace Wells.
Knives: Hi.
Scott: He's gay.
Knives: Oh. Do you wanna know who in my class is gay?
Wallace: Yes. Does he wear glasses?
Scott: Wallace, you go now. Begone.
Wallace: [seizing Knives by the hands, intensely] You're too good for him. Run. [walks away while Scott nervously chuckles]

Partager la citation sur facebook Scott: Wallace! [Wallace wakes up hungover, and is still wearing his clothes from the previous night] Amazon.ca, what's the website for that?
Wallace: [nonchalantly] "Amazon.ca".
Scott: I have to order something really cool.
Computer: You've got mail.
Scott: Dude, this thing claims I have mail.
Wallace: [sarcastically] It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.
Scott: Dude, now I'm reading it.
Wallace: [sarcastically] So happy for you.
Scott: [reading] Dear Mr. Pilgrim, it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is Matthew Patel, and... Blah, blah, blah, b-- Fair warning; Mano y mano, Seven evil-- Blah, blah. This is-- [alarmed] This is-- This is--
Wallace: [yanks off sweater] What??
Scott: This is boring. Dele-ete. [deletes e-mail. Wallace sees Scott sitting in front of the door]
Wallace: [incredulous] Scott, are you waiting for the package you just ordered?
Scott: Maybe.
Wallace: It's the weekend. It won't ship until Monday at the earliest.
[doorbell rings]
Scott: [jumps up] You were saying?
[Scott opens the door and is immediately pounced on by Knives]
Knives: Attack hug!!
Scott: Hey! Attack hug. That's so cute. So cute.
Knives: You don't remember? You were supposed to meet me at the bus stop a half-hour ago.
Scott: [flatly smiling] How could I possibly forget? [Scott chuckles as Knives hugs him and laughs, and Wallace falls back into bed.]

Partager la citation sur facebook [Wallace and Jimmy are about to watch a gig from Crash and the Boys]
Wallace: Hey, Jimmy. Do they rock or suck?
Jimmy: [hesitantly] They have not started playing yet.
Wells: That was a test, Jimmy.
Crash: [offscreen] One, two.
Wallace: [pats Jimmy's arm] You passed.
Jimmy: [uncomfortably] Okay.
Crash: Good evening. My name is Crash, these are the Boys.
Wallace: [heckling.] Is that girl a Boy, too?
Crash: [offended] Yes. [Trasha gives Wallace the finger; audience titters.]
Kim: [offstage, incensed] They have a girl drummer?
Crash: This song is called, "I Am So Sad, I Am So Very, Very Sad". Goes a little something like this. [Trasha counts in on the drums, and Crash and Joel play two chords] ♪ SOOOOOO SAD!!!... ♪ [Song ends] Thank you.
Wallace: [heckling] Not a race, guys!
[audience stares at Wallace, annoyed with the heckling]
Crash: All right, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. [Wallace points at himself, mock questioningly] It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
Wallace: Sweet! [to Jimmy] Love this one.
[Crash and the Boys play "We Hate You, Please Die."]
Stephen: [barely audible with subtitles] How are we supposed to follow this? We're not going to win. We're not going to sign with G-Man. We'll never play opening night at the Chaos Theatre. Goddamn, Scott! Will you please stop just standing there?! You're freaking me out!

Partager la citation sur facebook Matthew: Mr. Pilgrim! [lands on the stage] It is I... Matthew Patel. Consider our fight... begun! [leaps into the air, preparing to attack Scott in slow-mo]
Scott: [voice slowed down] What did I do? What do I do?
Wallace: [voice slowed down] FIGHT!

Partager la citation sur facebook [While fighting]
Scott: Wait! We're fighting over Ramona?
Matthew: Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?
Scott: I skimmed it.
Wallace: Tsk. [shakes his head] Mmm-mmm.
Matthew: You will pay for your insolence!

Partager la citation sur facebook Lucas: Prepare-- [rips off part of set] Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.
Scott: The League of Evil Exes?
Lucas: You really don't know about the League?
Scott: Um...
Lucas: The Seven Evil Exes? Coming to kill you? Controlling the future of Ramona's love life?
Scott: No.
Lucas: Oh, well, hey, listen, man. Don't worry about it.
Scott: [stunned] Really?
Lucas: Yeah. [reaches to help him up] Let's go get a beer.
Scott: That's great.
[Lucas punches him in the face]
Lucas: BOOM! [laughs] OOH!
Scott: You are a pretty good actor.
Lucas: I'm going for the Oscar this year.
Scott: But are you a pretty good skater?
Lucas: I'm more than pretty good, Esé. [pulls his shirt collar down to reveal a double-L tattoo on his chest] I have my own skate company.
Scott: But can you do a thingy...on that rail? [indicates railing on a set of steps]
Lucas: It's called a grind, bro.
Scott: So, can you do a grindy thingy now?
Lucas: Are you serious? There are, like, 200 steps, and the rails are garbage.
Scott: [innocent] Well, hey, if it's too hardcore, then--
Lucas: [glaring] You really think you can goad me into doing a trick like that?
Scott: [deadpan] There are girls watching.
Lucas: [looks at his fans, and back at Scott; beat] Somebody get me my board.
Wallace: [pops into view, taps Lucas on shoulder] Hi. Big fan. [passes him his skateboard]
Lucas Lee: [cracks neck; his last words] Why wouldn't you be? [starts his run, hopping from rail to rail, picking up speed, by kilometers]
Scott: [watching] Wow. [Lucas' speed increases rapidly] Wow. [Lucas is now going dangerously fast, the bottom of the rail in sight] Wow. [going too fast to stop, Lucas reaches the bottom of the steps, stops at 309 kilometers, and explodes into coins]
Wallace: Wow.
Scott: Yes!
Wallace: He totally bailed.
[Scott earns 2,000 points]
Scott: [realizing.] Ah! I didn't get his autograph.
Wallace: No.
Director: And that's a wrap, everybody.
[bell rings]
Scott: [doesn't see Ramona] Hey, where's Ramona? Is she still here?
Wallace: [he also doesn't see Ramona] No, she totally bailed.
Scott: What's the deal? Seriously.
Director: Okay, let's get everybody out of here. Let's move, people, the sun is coming up.

Partager la citation sur facebook Knives: [buying blue hair dye from a drugstore while explaining her situation to Tamara Chen] OH, MY GOD! He's dating a fatass hipster chick! I hate her stupid guts! He only likes her because she's old! She's probably, like, 25! Oh, she's just some fatass white girl, you know?!
Tamara Chen: I think you mentioned she was fat.
Knives: [preparing to dye her hair] She's got a head start. I mean, I didn't know there was good music until, like, two months ago! Hey, this really burns.
Tamara Chen: You should rinse.
Knives: [rinsing her hair] When I got this idea, I just thought, "I have to do it!"
Tamara Chen: I can't hear anything you're saying.
Knives: [looking at her hair in the mirror] Oh, God! I look so...good. Ramona Flowers stole my Scott, but I know how to get him back.
Tamara Chen: How?
[Knives texts to Young Neil saying, "YUNG NEIL ITZ KNIVES. OMFG UR SO HOTT."]

Partager la citation sur facebook Scott: [after being fatally stabbed in the heart and killed by Gideon; moaning] Oh, man.
Ramona: Sorry. Dying's got to suck.
Scott: You know what sucks? Getting killed by that guy. Why him?
Ramona: It's complicated.
Scott: Well, I'm not going anywhere, so... now might be a good time to get into it.
Ramona: Truth is...it was me who was obsessed. I was crazy about him. But he ignored me. I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own. That's why I had to leave. And that's when he started paying attention.
Scott: So, why go back?
Ramona: I can't help myself around him, Scott; He just...has this way of getting into my head.
Scott: Well, that's legitimately disappointing. I really will leave you alone forever now.
Ramona: No, he literally has a way of getting into my head. [shows chip on the back of her neck]
Scott: [shocked] That is evil.
Ramona: I didn't mean for you to get dragged into this, Scott. I just wanted something simple. I'm sorry it had to end this way.
Scott: Well, I really fought for you.
Ramona: Maybe I'm not the one you should have been fighting for. [turns to dust]
Scott: What? But-- But-- I feel like I learned something. [saddened] Which would be great if I wasn't dead. [collapses to his knees] So-- So alone.
Ramona: You're not alone.
Scott: [notices a video game 1-UP; determined] Right! [uses 1-UP to revive and re-enters the Chaos Theatre from the beginning.] [to one of Gideon's goons] Your hair looks stupid. [Goon gasps in shock and turns into coins, earning Scott Pilgrim 700 points. Two goons block the elevator]
Right Goon: Second password? [Scott defeats both of them, earning 700 points each, and goes down the elevator.]
Comeau: [chatting to partygoers.] I mean, I saw it. It's just the comic book is better than the movie. [notices Scott] Hello. [Scott barges past him, earning 350 points per person, to the stage where Sex Bob-Omb, as before, notice Scott and stop playing]
Stephen: Scott! Let it go.
Scott: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Stephen, the new line-up rocks. You guys sound way better without me. Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... Neil.
Neil: [pleasurably] Ohh.
Scott: And Kim... [Kim raises an eyebrow] I'm sorry about everything. I'm sorry about me. [surprised, Kim smiles at him for the first time]
Gideon: [from the other side of the club] Scott Pilgrim! Hey, buddy!
Scott: Save it! You're pretentious. This club sucks. I've got beef. Let's do it. [charges toward Gideon]
Gideon: Wait, wait, w-w-wait! [Scott stops running] You wanna fight me... for her?
Scott: No. I want to fight you for me. [falters back]
Narrator Voice: Scott earned the Power of Self-Respect.
[Scott pulls out the samurai sword from his chest, leveling up even higher.]
Gideon: [confused] Umm--
Scott: KIM!
Kim: [extremely enthusiastically] WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN!!!! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!!!! [Sex Bob-Omb starts playing a faster upbeat rock song]

Partager la citation sur facebook [last lines]
Knives: Go get her.
Scott: [shocked] What?
Knives: You've been fighting for her all along.
Scott: But what about you?
Knives: I'll be fine. [chuckles and kisses Scott's cheek.] I'm too cool for you anyway.
Scott: [hesitantly] Ciao, Knives.
Knives: [encouragingly] Go.
[Scott follows Ramona]
Scott: [to Ramona] Hey! Hey. Mind if I tag along?
Ramona: You wanna come with me?
Scott: Yeah. I thought maybe we could try again. [takes Ramona's hand and they walk through a door with a star on it, and the door closes]
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