Sex Academy (2001)

Partager la citation sur facebook Catherine: I want you.
Jake: But, you're my sister.
Catherine: Only by blood.
Jake: [shoves Catherine off] What is wrong with this family?!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mr. Briggs: Hey, uhh…I might be late to pick you guys up.
Janey: Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
Mr. Briggs: No, honey, I'll probably just be wa-a-a-ay too drunk.
Janey: Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Mr. Briggs: Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
Janey: Okay, bye, daddy.
Mr. Briggs: Bye, Pumpkin.

Partager la citation sur facebook Priscilla: I need some T-to-the-fourth-power-y.
Jake: What?
Priscilla: Some time to talk to you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Black Rival Cheerleader: We saw you at our game and we know you stole our routine!
Priscilla: Okay, I don't know what you're talking about. We've always done our own cheers! [to squad] Right, girls?
Squad: That's right!
Black Rival Cheerleader: Then you better bring it.
Priscilla: Oh, it's already been broughten.
[later at the cheerleading]
Cheerleaders: We are! The North Comptonn Wildcats! We're black! We know it! We shake our big booties and show it! We ain't white! We ain't white! We definitely ain't white! Break it down niggas'! [Cheerleaders start booty dancing]
Sports Announcer: Damn! Those bitches represent!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mitch: EAT.... MY.... SHORTS!
Vernon: Ok son you just bought yourself another!
Mitch: Oh I'm shaking!
Vernon: Ok that's another!
Mitch: So...
Vernon: Do you want me to keep going? Just say the word and I'll go...
Mitch: GO!
Vernon: Eeny, meeny, miney...?
Mitch: Mo?
Vernon: Your mother was a...?
Mitch: Ho?
Vernon: Who was the famous clown?
Mitch: Bobo?
Ox: [whispers] Mitch, cut it out, stop.
Vernon: That's another!
Ox: But I was just....
Vernon: Another!
Bruce: Wait is that another one for Ox, or Mitch?
Vernon: Another!
Bruce: I confused.
Vernon: Shut your hole, Wang Chung! I got y'all now, for rest of your lives, you're mine. If I have to come back in here again, I'm cracking skulls!

Partager la citation sur facebook They served you Breakfast. They gave you Pie. Now we're gonna stuff your face.