Sexe intentions (1999)

Partager la citation sur facebook Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

Partager la citation sur facebook Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and...what else do you do?

Partager la citation sur facebook She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

Partager la citation sur facebook I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

Partager la citation sur facebook Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Partager la citation sur facebook When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premier tramp of the New York area.

Partager la citation sur facebook You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.

Partager la citation sur facebook People don't change overnight, you and I are two of a kind.

Partager la citation sur facebook You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to his therapist] You have killer legs. I'd love to photograph them...

Partager la citation sur facebook I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.

Partager la citation sur facebook We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Letter to Annette] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.

Partager la citation sur facebook You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.

Partager la citation sur facebook Greg McConnell: What is this, Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it, you dumb bitch!

Partager la citation sur facebook Blaine Tuttle: He used to sneak into my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody, I'll kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sebastian: Ohh well, duty calls. Dr. Greenbalm and her daughter should make for interesting entry.
Kathryn: Ohh, your journal. Could you be more queer?
Sebastian: Could you be more desperate to read it?

Partager la citation sur facebook Cecile: This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sebastian: That is a lovely shirt you're wearing.
Cecile: Thanks, my dad got it for me from Australia.
Sebastian: How are things down under? [looks down her skirt] Blossoming, I hope?

Partager la citation sur facebook Sebastian: You AMAZE me.
Kathryn: Eat me, Sebastian. It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me are you in, or are you out?

Partager la citation sur facebook Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kathryn: The parental units called while you were out.
Sebastian: Lovely. How IS your gold-digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali?
Kathryn: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
Sebastian: Good.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kathryn: About that little wager of yours, count me in.
Sebastian: What are the term...
Kathryn: [interrupting] If I win, then that hot little car of yours, is mine.
Sebastian: And if I win?
Kathryn: I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Sebastian: Be, more, specific.
Kathryn: In English; I'll fuck your brains out.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kathryn: Fuck her yet?
Sebastian: Working on it.
Kathryn: Loser.
Sebastian: Blow me.
Kathryn: Call me later?
Sebastian: K.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kathryn: I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher.
Mrs. Caldwell: Ronald? That's crazy!
Kathryn: I know, she's so young and he's so...
Mrs. Caldwell: Black!

Partager la citation sur facebook Annette: You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously.
Sebastian: I do not.
Annette: You should lighten up.
Sebastian: I am lightened, can we drop this?
Annette: Okay. [makes a funny, ridiculous face at Sebastian]
Sebastian: Will you stop that? [Annette continues to make a face] Stop that, it's distracting. [starts to laugh]
Annette: Are you laughing?
Sebastian: [seriously] No.
Annette: No? [makes another face, Sebastian begins to laugh and then regains control] It's okay, you can laugh, I promise I won't tell anyone. [smiles/smirks]

Partager la citation sur facebook Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Cecile: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?
Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.
Cecile: So, it's like a secret society?
Kathryn: That's one way of looking at it. [under her breath] Fucking idiot...

Partager la citation sur facebook Sebastian: I can't win with you.
Annette: It isn't about winning, Sebastian.

Partager la citation sur facebook Annette: I'm impressed.
Sebastian: Well, I'm in love.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sebastian: What shall we toast to?
Kathryn: To my triumph.
Sebastian: It's not my choice of toast, but it's your call. To your triumph over Annette. [Kathryn laughs] What's so funny?
Kathryn: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you.
Sebastian: Come again?
Kathryn: You were very much in love with her. And you're still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with. And now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard. [drinks champagne] Tastes good. So I assume you've come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.

Partager la citation sur facebook What you can't have, you can't resist.

Partager la citation sur facebook Are you in, or are you out?

Partager la citation sur facebook They're old enough to know better, and too young to care.