Shanghaï kid (2000)

Partager la citation sur facebook Princess Pei Pei: Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him?

Partager la citation sur facebook Medicine Man: Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick prisoner routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chon Wang: See! I told you!
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"!

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
Chon Wang: That's my wife!
Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
Chon Wang: Four days.
Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: [adjusting Chon's cowboy hat] There, sort of a rakish angle.
Chon Wang: How do I look?
Roy O'Bannon: I think you look great! I think you look like a real cowboy. Very dapper - red bandana.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: Roy O'Bannon.
Chon Wang: [shaking his hands] My name is Chon Wang.
Roy O'Bannon: John Wayne?
Chon Wang: Chon Wang.
Roy O'Bannon: That's a terrible cowboy name!
Chon Wang: Why?
Roy O'Brannon: No, come on. That's not gonna work. That's horrible; that's so bad! And so's the ponytail!

Partager la citation sur facebook Marshal Nathan Van Cleef: How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chon Wong: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: Well, best of luck to you. Guess this is what your people call "sayonara." Looks like Fido's giving you some problems there. You want me to, uh, give you a hand?
Chon Wang: No, I can do it.
Roy O'Bannon: *Sure* you can. H-How is a greenhorn like you gonna make it to Carson City and rescue this princess?

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: Stop, stop, stop, stop. I can't take it anymore. Watch me do it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: You get it like this and you put it up high.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: See, it'll drift back when you're riding.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: All right, I'll do it.
Chon Wang: Do what?
Roy O'Bannon: Take you to Carson City, help you rescue Princess Pee Pee.
Chon Wang: Pei Pei! You do not care about the princess.
Roy O'Bannon: You don't know me very well, do you? Tell you one thing: I hate to think of an innocent member of Chinese nobility suffering, I'll tell you that.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: You people believe in Karma over there, right? Well, I've been thinking... there must be a reason why we keep running into each other. Now I've ridden with some terrible men, just people I couldn't trust, but when I look at you, there's something different about you. And I can see it, I can see it in your eyes. It's what the Indians call... chipichawa.
Chon Wang: What's that?
Roy O'Bannon: Chipichawa is nobility. And you have it, in spades. You got yourself a partner, and this has nothing to do with gold, okay?

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: Shake on it.
Chon Wang: Why are you spitting in your hand?
Roy O'Bannon: Well, it's, uh, customary to seal the deal. Come on, let's go.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: No, you-

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: This is going to be a long journey.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: Here, give me the dynamite.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: No. No. You stay here! You don't get to do it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: Now I'm gonna have to get rid of my outlaw name, it just won't work anymore. My real name's Wyatt Earp.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: Come on. We're men, we're not piñatas!

Partager la citation sur facebook Wallace: I was just winging it!
Roy O'Bannon: What? No! That's not how we wing it! You've lost your "winging it" privileges!

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: I don't know karate, but I know kar-azy, and I will use it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy: Did I hit you yet?
Van Cleef: [lighting a cigar] Nope. But you're getting really close.

Partager la citation sur facebook Van Cleef: How do you survive out here?

Partager la citation sur facebook Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, nothing. I just killed him, how'd you do?

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: The Shanghai kid. This is terrible!
Chon Wang: I know. I'm not from Shanghai.

Partager la citation sur facebook Medicine Man: [on Peace Pipe] This is some pretty powerful shit.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chon Wang: You gave me bad directions!
Roy O'Bannon: No, I gave you wrong directions.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy O'Bannon: Want your toothpicks back?

Partager la citation sur facebook Chon Wang: Fight with honor. You will win.

Partager la citation sur facebook Brandon Merrill as Falling Leaves

Partager la citation sur facebook Kate Luyben as Fifi

Partager la citation sur facebook Yu Ronggauang as Imperial Guard (as Ron Guang Yu)

Partager la citation sur facebook Eric Chen as Imperial Guard (as Eric Chi Cheng Chen)