Shock Treatment (1981)

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Partager la citation sur facebook Betty: Thank you so much, Judge Wright, for another wonderful interview.
Oliver: Judge Wright? Oh come now, Betty? First name terms, surely!
Betty: Oh, Oliver, you're so tolerant. Time for a coffee before you rush off?
Oliver: Delighted, Betty -- That is if you don't mind being seen with an older man.
Betty: Why, Oliver, since Ralph and I separated maturity is something I look for in a man.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Neely: Hi, Betty!
Betty: Hello, Neely.
Neely: You keep up that high standard of interview and I'll have to include you in Farley's documentary. You were so...probing!
Oliver: A free thinker.
Betty: Everything's free there.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Bert: So would the first couple who seem to have made a hash of their marriage and cooked their goose step this way please.
Janet: That's us.
Brad: I don't want to get up there.
Janet: We've got to, Brad, everyone's watching.
Bert: What's cooking down there? Come up here and let's feel you!

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Partager la citation sur facebook Mac: Ah. Mr. and Mrs. Majors. How wonderful to see you. I am Dr. Cosmo McKinley and this is my sister, and colleague, Dr. Nation McKinley.
Nation: We understand you've been going through a rather trying time.
Janet: Well yes, but...
Brad: Listen! There's nothing wrong with me... It's just that Janet and I haven't...

Partager la citation sur facebook Mac: Does he do that often?
Janet: No! He's never done that before.
Mac: Good! Then there's still hope. Lots and lots of hope.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Emily: About Brad's family?
Bert: As Janet's parents this should be really easy. Your last clue... Mental Instability. You have thirty seconds.
Harry: Mental instability?
Emily: He was adopted you know.
Harry: I'd forgotten.
Emily: Well I hadn't. I was worried about inherited craziness when they married. I said to Janet, 'What do we know of his parents?'
Bert: Which leads us to...?
Emily: Infantile regression?

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Emily: I got it! I got it!!!
Bert: Congratulations! It's 'Happy Homes' for Harry and Emily Weiss of Denton.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Emily: Thank God he was born an orphan. It would have killed his parents.
TV Voice Over: 'THANK GOODNESS'
Emily: And thank goodness he hasn't ended up like the Slepstrini boy.
Harry: What are you talking about? Danny Slepstrini is a chip off the old block. Why, I played 18 holesof golf with his father just last week. And Hank says Danny's moved to New York...to better himself.
Emily: He moved all right! When they found him naked at the back of Wilson's Bakery...with fifteen other men.
Janet: Mexicans.
Harry: I'm going to catch up on a few jobs that need doing outside.
Emily: You shouldn't have said that.
Janet: Why?
Emily: Your father doesn't like Mexicans.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Betty: Conspiracy? That sounds a little farfetched.
Olvier: It's happened before. Remember Lieutenant Orpheus? He disappeared into that Underworld series and never came back.
Betty: Sounds like my husband. He never came back either. At least not after Flavors gave him a commercial break.
Olvier: Ah yes. Farley Flavors. You know, I find it remarkable that his 'Faith Factory' is being financed by an entire nation's indigestion.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Janet: I've just come to tell you how fabulous I am.
Emily: Janet! Where's that lovely dress I made you?
Janet: Oh, Mac ran up this little crowd-pleaser.
Emily: You're practically naked!
Janet: I can't wear anything under it. That would spoil the line.
Brad: HGMMMPHH!!
Janet: My God, Janet! How can you say such things? Look at Brad, look what they've done to him?
Mac: Ahhh!
Harry: There's going to have to be an enquiry.
Mac: Ahhh!
Harry: There are regulations.
Mac: Well... It's...
Janet: ...for his own good.
Mac: Of course. The patient was in greatdanger of harming himself.
Nation: We only want what's best for him. As parents, you must understand.
Harry: No. No, I don't. He doesn't have to be trussed up like a turkey. There are drugs that can keep him quiet.
Nation: We used them. All of them.
Emily: And none of them worked?
Nation: No.
Harry: Then double the strength.
Nation: We did.
Mac: We know our job.
Nation: And we also know how you feel. We're not strangers to confusion.
Emily: We're not confused.
Harry: Well, I am, God damn it! You trust Brad with this...crowd-pleaser?

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