The Devil's Rejects (2005)

Partager la citation sur facebook Gentlemen, let's do what God made us to do!

Partager la citation sur facebook From the illusion lead me to truth. From darkness lead me to light. From death lead me to eternal life. [He nails Otis' hands into the arms of a chair] Hallelujah! Are you feeling it brother?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Talking to himself in mirror] You know I got to tell you, that's some catchphrase you got there, Devil's Rejects. What? You got something to say to me clown, huh. I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya? Yeah, regular fuckin' killer. You want a piece of this motherfucker? You want a piece of this? Huh, what you got! What you got! Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Your righteous sword of vengeance. Let my blows be true.

Partager la citation sur facebook [While hijacking a car with a boy inside] What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? [Kid shakes his head "no"] Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your mama... and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fuckin' family.

Partager la citation sur facebook [While Wydell talks about his dead brother during torture] Yeah I remember him. Stupid Fuck just like you. All I had to do was point him in a direction and there he went. Officer Wy-fuckin'-dell to the rescue.

Partager la citation sur facebook Candy: What you lookin' at?
Otis B. Driftwood: I'm lookin' at you, mama.
Candy: Yeah, you see something you like?
Otis B. Driftwood: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.
Candy: Oh I don't disappoint.

Partager la citation sur facebook Baby: [dancing in front of Otis and the hostages] Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these. [repeated 4x]
Otis: Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
Roy: No,
Otis: Well, why not- are you a faggot?
Roy: No.
Otis: Well, what are ya then? I mean you got this hot, piece of ass shaking her shit right in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?
Roy: I'm a married man.
Otis: Oh, a married fuckin' man. Hey, that's just great! Let's give him a big round of applause, folks for the married man! [he and Baby clap and laugh]
Otis: Okay, mama, get up here.
Gloria: What?
Otis: Get on your feet. I want to know what's been keeping the married man in line all these years.
Adam Banjo: Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit, 'cause it's definitely gettin' chiseled on your tombstone.

Partager la citation sur facebook Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
Roy Sullivan: Would you say that again?
Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Roy Sullivan: Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
Baby: Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.

Partager la citation sur facebook Captain Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.

Partager la citation sur facebook Susan: What's that about clown business?

Partager la citation sur facebook Captain Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch?

Partager la citation sur facebook Sheriff John Wydell: What's going on, shitheads?
Rondo: Sheriff....
Sheriff John Wydell: (hands Rondo a piece of paper) Here's a list of names I need you to run down for me.
Rondo:[Looks at the paper, and starts chuckling] That's some funny-ass names! Haha!
Sheriff John Wydell: Yeah, look who's fuckin' talkin' "Rondo". Just let me know if anything connects.
Billy Ray Snapper: I'm sure it will. Shit always floats our way, don't it...."Chief"?
Sheriff John Wydell: Well, if you keep your mouth open wide enough maybe you'll catch it all....don't fuck this up assholes.
Rondo: Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road! Haha.

Partager la citation sur facebook Charlie Altamont: Oh...yeah! Lord have mercy!! What a mornin'!! Clevon!!
Clevon: Yeah boss?
Charlie Altamont: You know why I come here to get these chickens?
Clevon: No boss.
Charlie Altamont: 'Cuz my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world!
Clevon: Is that right?
Charlie Altamont: (to Darrell) Yeah, good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' sir! How are ya!
Darrell: How're you all doin? G'morning.
Charlie Altamont: Good, good, good, whatcha got for me?
Darrell: We got these, uh, real cute barred rock chickens.
Charlie Altamont: Yeah! I see it!
Darrell: Some nice, long-legged Rhode Island Reds.
Charlie Altamont: RHODE ISLAND RED!! I like that, huh! I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? Two of 'em.
Darrell: Rhode Island Red...two. (long pause, scratches his nose) Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya?
Charlie Altamont: (after a long pause) What the fuck are you getting at? Do you fuck chickens?
Darrell: Well, I thought about fuckin' some chickens before, eh? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can (motions with his hands) cut that chicken's head off, stick yo' dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah".
Charlie Altamont: Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, fuck it...and go "Aah"? You accuse me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker?
Darrell: Nah, I ain't--I ain't callin' you a chicken fucker but...that boy over there looks se--sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.
Clevon: Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't--he called me a fucking chicken fucker!
Darrell: I didn't say--
Charlie Altamont: Everybody just stop yappin' and grab the fuckin' chickens, Clevon! (to Darrell) Here, five.
Darrell: Appreciate it...thank y'all.
Clevon: Chickenf--He's the chicken fucker!!!
Charlie Altamont: That's all right. Put 'em back there. Next time we go someplace else.
Clevon: We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss!
Charlie Altamont: Yeah, I know, I know.
Clevon: (yelling back to Darrell, and giving the finger) You inbred! Inbred!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Baby: Goddamn it, look at that jacket.
Otis: What?
Baby: On TV.
Otis: Wha--fuck the TV!
Baby: Fuck the TV? Fuck you!
Otis: Hey fuck you, will you just keep your head in the business at hand here?

Partager la citation sur facebook Marty Walker: That goddamn fucking Elvis Presley.
Sheriff John Wydell: What'd you say about the King?!
Marty Walker: I said he died three days before Grouch...

Partager la citation sur facebook Sheriff John Wydell: Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you!

Partager la citation sur facebook Fanny: Poopy! What do you need a gun for? Where are we going?
Captain Spaulding: You ain't going nowhere, bitch.
Fanny: Oh, Poopy! Where are you going?
Captain Spaulding: Get out of my fucking way!
Fanny: Poopy, no!
Sheriff John Wydell: If you're out there listening to this, I got a message for ya. I'm coming to get ya. You can't run forever. You're gonna have to stop somewhere, sometime, and when you do I'm gonna be there to put the wrath of the Lord up your ass.
Fanny: Poopy, don't go!
Captain Spaulding: God damn it, stop calling me Poopy! Leave me alone, woman!
Fanny: I want my Poopy!
Captain Spaulding: Leave me alone!
Fanny: Poopy, no!