Un flic à la maternelle (1990)

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [cocks gun] ...and I love my car.

Partager la citation sur facebook Come on! Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline. Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now! You belong to me! You're not gonna have your mommies from behind you anymore to wipe your little tushies! Oh no, it's time now to turn this mush into muscles. No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom". Nothing! There is no bathroom!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [in German] This makes me angry as Hell! Now I'm angry!

Partager la citation sur facebook SHUT UP!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor...at all.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Eleanor] Go to Hell.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Crisp] It's murder one this time. Now you're mine.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to a fat kid who stole his friends' lunches] Are these all your lunches? [lifts the kid who shakes his head in disagreement] You mean you eat other people's lunches? STOP IT!

Partager la citation sur facebook You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Eleanor after she knocked her unconcious with a baseball bat] You're not so tough without your car, are you?

Partager la citation sur facebook Kimble, you've wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing. I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah. I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldn't even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.

Partager la citation sur facebook [last words before he got shot 3 times in the chest by John Kimble, killing him] The boy... is mine! HE'S MY BOY! You get your own goddamn family!

Partager la citation sur facebook Where's my grandson?

Partager la citation sur facebook [last words before she got knocked unconscious with a baseball bat by Phoebe O'Hara and arrested for attempted murder of John Kimble] That's where you're going, you son of a bitch!

Partager la citation sur facebook Mrs. Hagley is a lot better than you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Joseph: My dad's a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long.

Partager la citation sur facebook Police officer 1: Drop the gun!
Police officer 2: Yeah, that's right! Drop the gun!
Kimble: Hey! I'm a police officer. This is an arrest.
Crisp: This man's crazy. Look at him. He'll kill me. You're just going to stand there?
Police officer 1: Freeze!
Police officer 2: Jeez!
Kimble: I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble. This man is under arrest.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kimble: How do I look?
Phoebe: Take off the gun.
Kimble: That's a good idea.
Phoebe: Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.
Kimble: Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?
Phoebe: On second thought, take the gun.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kimble: Emma, take your toy back to the carpet.
Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess!
Kimble: ... Take your toy back to the carpet!
Emma: I'm not a policeman! I'm a princess...
Kimble: TAKE IT BACK!!
Emma: All right...

Partager la citation sur facebook Phoebe: Listen, Kimble. You've gotta handle this like any other police situation. You walk into it showing fear, you're dead. And those kids know you're scared.
Kimble: [nods] No fear.
Phoebe: No fear.

Partager la citation sur facebook Miss Schlowski: Your teacher, Mrs. Hagley, had to go on an important trip for a few days.
Lisa: Where'd she go?
Miss Schlowski: That doesn't matter.
Lowell: Did she die?
Miss Schlowski: No, Lowell, she went to see someone.
Lowell: Did they die?
Miss Schlowski: No, Lowell.
Lowell: Everyone dies, you know.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kimble: This is your new class mascot.
Boy: What happened to your dog?
Kimble: This is not a dog. This is a ferret.
Girl: What's a ferret?
Kimble: [showing them his ferret in a way] That's a ferret.
Kids: Oh.
Lowell: If he bites you, you get rabies and you die.
Kimble: No, that's not true. He never bites.
Girl: Can I pet him?
Kimble: Sure, but one at a time, okay?

Partager la citation sur facebook [after his first day, John comes back and collapses on his bed]
Phoebe: How'd it go?
Kimble: Go away.
Phoebe: It went that well, huh?
Kimble: You take over tomorrow.
Phoebe: And blow our cover? Can't do it.
Kimble: They're horrible.
Phoebe: Tell me about it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Joseph: Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Kimble: Thanks for the tip.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kimble: I have a headache.
Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor at all.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kimble: What I meant was...you tell me...who is your daddy, and what does he do? Get it? We start right here. [points to a girl] You.
Girl 1: My dad repairs cars driven by women who are pinheads.
Boy 1: My dad doesn't do anything since the crash.
Girl 2: My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money...then people use that money... then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad.
Boy 2: My dad doesn't live with us anymore. He lives in New York and drives a taxi. My mom hopes he's going to die real soon.
Girl 3: My dad watches TV all day long.
Girl 4: My dad works on computers...and he's, um, the boss of his company... and, um, he has a mustache and a beard.
Kimble: Mm-hmm.
Girl 4: Yeah. He doesn't have that much hair because...and he...his head is so big that he can't wear any hats.
Boy 3: My dad's divorced. My mom's divorced.
Boy 4: My dad, um, is a psychologist...and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings... and, um, that's it. Twins: Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.
Kimble: Good.
Dominic: I don't know what my dad does. I haven't seen him in a long time. He lives in France.
Boy 5: My dad is a gynecologist...and he looks at vaginas all day long.

Partager la citation sur facebook Miss Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?
Kimble: It felt great.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kimble: Freeze!
[the two kissing children scream out of fright]
Kimble: Don't you know the building is on fire?
Kissing Boy: We-we thought it was just another drill.
Kimble: Well, get out!
Kissing Boy: Yes, sir.

Partager la citation sur facebook An undercover cop in a class by himself.

Partager la citation sur facebook Go ahead, you tell him you didn't do your homework.

Partager la citation sur facebook He's the toughest undercover cop in LA. If you're bad he'll know it. If you're hiding something he'll find out. If you cheat he can tell. Now...

Partager la citation sur facebook It's a jungle gym out there.

Partager la citation sur facebook Justin Page - Zach Sullivan (boy of number 1 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Peter Rakow - Joshua (boy of number 2 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Marissa Rosen - Samantha (girl of number 4 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Ben McCreary - Lowell (boy of number 5 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Robert Cave - John (boy of number 7 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Tameka Runnels - Keisha (girl of number 9 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Medha Garg - Latiana (girl of number 10 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Brian Wagner - William (boy of number 11 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook John Graas - Kevin (boy of number 12 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Jimmy Darrin Jackson III - Sedgewinn (boy of number 13 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Ian Baumer - Sam (boy of number 14 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Amy Wald - Sarah (girl of number 15 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Tiffany Mataras - Tina, Rina’s twin sister (girl of number 16 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Krystle Mataras - Rina, Tina’s twin sister (girl of number 17 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook James Chance - Matthew (boy of number 18 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Nicole Nagorsky - Heather (girl of number 20 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Amber Reaves - Mary (girl of number 22 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Tina Hart - Dorothy (girl of number 24 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Haley Urman - Courtney (girl of number 26 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Bethany Allyn - Catherine (girl of number 27 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Zachary Marsh - Nick (boy of number 28 the Kimble's Class)

Partager la citation sur facebook Anthony Wong - Tom (boy of number 19 the Kimble's Class

Partager la citation sur facebook Remone Bradley - Erwin (boy of number 30 the Kimble's Class)

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