Yellow Submarine (1968)

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Partager la citation sur facebook I'd jump into the river Mersey, but it looks like rain. [Sighs] Nothing ever happens to me.

Partager la citation sur facebook I could have sworn I was being followed by a yellow submarine... But that isn't logical now, is it? It must have been one of them unidentified flying cupcakes, or a figment of me imagination... But I don't HAVE an imagination.

Partager la citation sur facebook Be pacific.

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Partager la citation sur facebook I want me mum!

Partager la citation sur facebook I've got a hole in me pocket!

Partager la citation sur facebook A thing of beauty... destroy it forever!

Partager la citation sur facebook Go, Glove! Point, and having pointed, POUNCE!

Partager la citation sur facebook Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii!

Partager la citation sur facebook What, what, what! The Glove's losing his touch!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ah, here you are, my glovey-dovey. Go get thee hence, and destroy yon upstarts. Smash them, squash them, crush them! O-BLUE-TERATE THEM!

Partager la citation sur facebook [writing with his foot] The footnotes for my 19th book! This is my standard procedure for doing it; and while I compose it, I'm also reviewing it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time. So much to know!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After transforming from a Frankenstein's monster] Hey Ringo, I've just had the strangest dream.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's time for time. [raises eyebrows repetitively]

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm the ego-man, goo goo g'joob.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ringo: Oh! Your story has touched me heart. Jump in. We'll get me friends.
Old Fred: Oh, bless you!
Ringo: Did I sneeze?
[They drive the car across the hallway]
Old Fred: Just park it here.
Ringo: I'll just park it here.

Partager la citation sur facebook [In a room full of trophies]
Old Fred: Hey, what would your friends be doing here?
Ringo: Displaying.
Old Fred: Displaying what?
Ringo: Displaying around.

Partager la citation sur facebook Old Fred: Well, lads, what do you think?
John: Well, I think that-
Old Fred: Remember, there'll be rough seas ahead! What do you think?
Paul: Well, erm-
Old Fred: Pounding, overwhelming waves! What do you think of that, eh?
George: Well, I think that-
Ringo: As a matter of fact, I-
All: Well, I think-
Old Fred: Well?
All: I've forgotten.

Partager la citation sur facebook Old Fred: I don't mean to alarm you, mates, but the years are going backwards!
George: What's that mean, Old Fred?
Old Fred: It means if we slip back in time at this rate, very soon we'll all disappear up our own existence!

Partager la citation sur facebook John: Hey, Jeremy, must you always talk in rhyme?
Jeremy: Ha-ha!
If I spoke prose, you'd all find out
I don't know what I talk about!

Partager la citation sur facebook George: A Boob for all seasons.
Paul: How can he lose?
John: Were your notices good?
Jeremy: It's my policy never to read my reviews!

Partager la citation sur facebook George: Hey! There's a Cyclops!
Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes.
John: Must be a "bi-cyclops" then.
Ringo: There's another one.
John: A whole "cyclopedia"!

Partager la citation sur facebook George: John!
John: George?
George: How do we get them out?
John: Break the glass.
Ringo: We can't, it's Beatle-proof.
John: Nothing is Beatle-proof.

Partager la citation sur facebook Big Blue Meanie: Pepperland is a tickle of joy upon the blue belly of the universe...it must be scratched. Right, Max?
Max: [saluting] Yes, Your Blueness!
Big Blue Meanie: WHAT?! [he grabs Max by his ears] We Meanies only take NO for an answer! Is that understood, Max?!
Max: No, Your Blueness!
Big Blue Meanie: That's better. Are the troops in readiness?
Max: No, Your Blueness!
Big Blue Meanie: The Bonkers?
Max: No!
Big Blue Meanie: Clowns?
Max: No!
Big Blue Meanie: Snapping Turks?
Max: No!
Big Blue Meanie: Anti-Music Missile?
Max: No!
Big Blue Meanie: The Dreadful Flying Glove?
Max: No!
Big Blue Meanie: Splendid! Today, Pepperland goes blue-y! FIRE!
[Anti-Music Missile is fired, encasing Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band in a glass ball, General panic ensues]

Partager la citation sur facebook George: Is that the motor?
Fred: Can't you tell one when you see one?
George: Course I can, let me peruse it.
[George pokes the motor and electrocutes himself]
Fred: Well, what do you think?
George: I think I burnt me finger...

Partager la citation sur facebook [Passing themselves as they go backwards in time]
Ringo: Look, there's another yellow submarine ...and they're waving at us!
John: Wave back!

Partager la citation sur facebook John: You speak English?
Jeremy: Old English, middle, a dialect, pure.
Paul: Well, do you speak English?
Jeremy: You know, I'm not sure!
Ringo: He's so smart, he doesn't even remember what he knows.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jeremy: Medic, pedic, zed oblique,
Orphic, morphic, dorphic, Greek.
Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo,
So little time, ha-ha, so much to know!
John: Well, can you tell us where we're at?
Jeremy: A true Socratic query, that!
John: Oh yeah? And who the Billy Shears are you?
Jeremy: Who? Ah, who indeed am I? [hands out several business card to the Beatles]
John: 'Jeremy?'
Paul: 'Hillary?'
George: 'Boob?'
Ringo: 'P'hhhhhhd.'
All: Who?
Jeremy: Eminent physicist, polyglot, classicist,
Prize-winning botanist, hard-biting satirist,
Talented pianist. Good dentist too. Ha-ha!
George: Lousy poet.
Jeremy: Critic's voice, take your choice.

Partager la citation sur facebook John: What day is it?
Ringo: Sitarday.
John: George'll be here, then...

Partager la citation sur facebook The forces of good! The forces of evil!

Partager la citation sur facebook It's all in the mind, y'know.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nothing is real.