American Pie (1999)

Partager la citation sur facebook You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Partager la citation sur facebook I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking use them!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?

Partager la citation sur facebook Stifler: [at choir practice] What did you cocks do to him?
Oz: You came to see me in action?
Jim: Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!
Stifler: Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!

Partager la citation sur facebook Oz: [on being sensitive to women] All you got to do is to ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Stifler: I dunno man that...sounds like a lot of work!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jim: [tries to make a move on a half-naked Nadia] Looks like you could use an extra hand.
Nadia: Jim!
Jim: Well, uh. Oh!
Nadia: [puts on a shirt to cover herself] Shame on you!
Jim: Yes, shame on me. I'll just go.
Nadia: Well... you have seen me. Now it is my turn to see you. Strip.

Partager la citation sur facebook Stifler: Vicky, Jessica, great to see you, glad you could make it! Ha ha, Bitches. Sherman!
Sherman: Hey!
Stifler: What the fuck are you doing here?

Partager la citation sur facebook Finch: So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?
Stifler's Mom: Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
Finch: Yes ma'am, I am.
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Finch: You have anything to drink?
Stifler's Mom: I believe the kegs are upstairs.
Finch: That is what the cretins drink. I'm talking about alcohol, liquor...the good stuff.
Stifler's Mom: I've got some Scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years. The way I like it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Michelle: Oh! And this one time... at band camp... I stuck a flute in my pussy!
Jim: [taking a drink then realizes what she said and spits it out] Excuse me?
Michelle: What? You think I don't know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... sex-ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cuz I'm getting kind of antsy!

Partager la citation sur facebook Michelle: Now, I have 2 rubbers. Wear them both. It will desensitize you. I don't want you cumming so damn early this time.
Jim: What makes you think that I would cum early?
Michelle: Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing.
Jim: Yes I am.

Partager la citation sur facebook There's something about your first piece.

Partager la citation sur facebook Fill that sticky hole!

Partager la citation sur facebook Come again!

Partager la citation sur facebook Boy gets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets pie.