Buffy, tueuse de vampires (1992)

Partager la citation sur facebook Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]

Partager la citation sur facebook 'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish.

Partager la citation sur facebook Does Elvis talk to you?

Partager la citation sur facebook What are you doing here? This is a naked place! [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]

Partager la citation sur facebook All I wanna do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a scone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!"
Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...

Partager la citation sur facebook Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...

Partager la citation sur facebook I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy... [about her future career as a 'Buyer']

Partager la citation sur facebook Great. My secret weapon is PMS.

Partager la citation sur facebook Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time.

Partager la citation sur facebook Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping.

Partager la citation sur facebook "Why? Because it isn't in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that I'm going to be cheering at the Riverview game tomorrow? Lighten up, Merrick".

Partager la citation sur facebook You do everything wrong! [Buffy begins to apologize] No....Do it wrong.

Partager la citation sur facebook There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born.

Partager la citation sur facebook All this is a show. And when the music stops, the rest is silence.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.

Partager la citation sur facebook I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything.

Partager la citation sur facebook I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?

Partager la citation sur facebook You know, Benny was right? You're all the same. I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!"

Partager la citation sur facebook Are YOU addressing I?

Partager la citation sur facebook [Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap] What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage.

Partager la citation sur facebook [sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy] "I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now? {when Buffy approaches Lothos] "Does anyone here but me have a problem with this?"

Partager la citation sur facebook I crashed your party [Buffy responds, "How shallow."] Yeah well, I'm pretty shallow. Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?

Partager la citation sur facebook You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper.

Partager la citation sur facebook We can't be stopped. This is our world now.

Partager la citation sur facebook What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume.

Partager la citation sur facebook Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades.

Partager la citation sur facebook Wanna go for a ride?

Partager la citation sur facebook You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]

Partager la citation sur facebook Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?

Partager la citation sur facebook (When Amilyn has one Arm) "We're immortal. We can do anything.

Partager la citation sur facebook Buffy: "Oh yeah? Clap.

Partager la citation sur facebook "Get out of my facial!"

Partager la citation sur facebook "Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket".

Partager la citation sur facebook [interview after vampire attack]: They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans.

Partager la citation sur facebook Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy.

Partager la citation sur facebook I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them! [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym]

Partager la citation sur facebook [after Lothos appears] "That is definitely not a student.

Partager la citation sur facebook [dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter the gym] "Detention, detention, detention...detention, detention, detention. I think that's all of them; no, wait, detention, detention, detention." [drops detention slips on the bodies]

Partager la citation sur facebook [During the credits] Well, I think the kids learn a lesson about safety, except the dead ones. Well, they learned it, but didn't have time to implement it. Are we live?

Partager la citation sur facebook Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'.

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel.

Partager la citation sur facebook Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!

Partager la citation sur facebook Benny: Her yabbos scoff at gravity.

Partager la citation sur facebook Biker:Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?

Partager la citation sur facebook Benny:Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Buffy's mom bids farewell to Buffy and her boyfriend.]
Buffy's Mom: Bye-bye, Bobby.
Jeffery: Bye! [to Buffy] She thinks my name's Bobby?
Buffy: It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby.

Partager la citation sur facebook Buffy: I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]
Benny: I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.
Pike: No, we didn't.
Benny: Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!
Buffy: Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.
Jennifer: Oh, my God, is that true?
Buffy: Probably. What movie is this?
...
[Later: Buffy and her friends bump into the same two guys at a cafe.]
Pike: Hey, wait a minute...
Benny: You're the guys from the movie!
Pike: We hate you guys.

Partager la citation sur facebook Pike: Would you have sex with them?
Benny: Another shot of this, I'll have sex with you.
Pike: Yeah, but then you'll never call me again.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Benny, now a vampire, is floating outside Pike's window.]
Benny: Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry.
Pike: You're floating! Get outta here!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Buffy & friends plan a school dance.]
Nicole: Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every senior.
Buffy: Because it's the senior dance? It's just a shot in the dark.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Buffy just punched Merrick in the face.]
Buffy: Oh, wow. I, I never hit anybody before.
Merrick: Really? Well, you did it perfectly.
Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Pike is preparing to leave town.]
Pike: Seen Benny lately?
Zeph: No. You want me to give him a message?
Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here... I don't know, something really weird. [turns to leave]
Zeph: Hey — what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike: Run.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]
Merrick: He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.
Buffy: Fine.
Merrick: And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.
Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

Partager la citation sur facebook Merrick: None of the other girls gave me this much trouble.
Buffy: And where are they now? Hel-lo-o!
...
Buffy: I've got something none of the other girls had.
Merrick: And what's that?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense.
Merrick: Oh... vampires of the world, beware.
Buffy:Oh, you made a joke. Do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time

Partager la citation sur facebook [In the school hallway, one of Jeffery's friends grabs Buffy from behind.]
Andy: Gotta get some!
[Buffy flips him, then jerks him to his feet and pins him against a locker.]
Andy: Whoa, whoa — I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't actually need any right now!
Buffy: Don't grab me, okay?
Andy: Absolutely! I now see the error of my mistake.

Partager la citation sur facebook Merrick: Good Lord. What do you study in History?
Buffy: My nails.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Pike has just crashed his van fleeing from a group of vampires.]
Buffy: Is this your van?
Pike: [dazed] Yeah...it was. It's... still...
Shambling Vampire: BluaaaaahUGH!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Buffy arrives at a school dance to find her boyfriend with another girl.]
Jeffery: Didn't you get my message?
Buffy: You broke up with my machine?!
Jeffery: You weren't home. Like always.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Vampires have surrounded the school gym.]
Buffy: Don't worry. They can't come in here. They can't come in unless they're invited.
Kimberley: I... already invited them.
[Everyone — students and faculty — stares at her.]
Kimberley: They're seniors!

Partager la citation sur facebook [A vampire ex-student brags to Buffy.]
Buffy: We were friends.
Grueller: Now, I'm a god! [Pike stakes him]
Pike: And now, you're a coat rack.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Buffy is confronted by the one-armed Amilyn.]
Amilyn: We're immortal, Buffy. We can do anything.
Buffy: Oh, yeah? Clap.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Buffy faces the vampire lord Lothos.]
Lothos: You and I... are one.
Buffy: One what? Cute couple? I don't think so!
...
[Buffy brandishes a crucifix.]
Lothos: So this is your defense? Your puny faith? [he grasps the crucifix; it bursts into flame.]
Buffy: No. My keen fashion sense. [she pulls a can of hair spray out of her purse.]

Partager la citation sur facebook [After the climactic vampire battle, Buffy tends to the fallen Pike.]
Buffy: Are you all right?
Pike: Well... I can't move my legs.
Buffy: Why?
Pike: Because you're sitting on them.
[Buffy helps up an in pain Pike.]
Pike: Wow, did I do all of that?
Buffy: No.
Pike: (sighing) Did you do all of that?
Buffy: Yeah.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Buffy and Pike are dancing.]
Pike: You know... you're not like other girls.
Buffy: Yes, I am. [puts her head on his shoulder]

Partager la citation sur facebook Pike: C'mon, Lefty, you remember what happened the last time you messed with me.
Amilyn: Yeah, I do. [lifts Pike in the air by shirt collar]
Pike: Shoot. [as Amilyn throws him across the parking lot]

Partager la citation sur facebook Pert. Wholesome. Way Lethal.

Partager la citation sur facebook Sometimes it takes more than just good looks to kill.

Partager la citation sur facebook She knows a sucker when she sees one.

Partager la citation sur facebook Homework. Cheerleading practice. Killing vampires. No one said high school would be easy.