Chicken Little
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Modern Mallard says avoiding closure can lead to molting, and I'm already small and on top of that I don't think I can handle being bald!
Dialogue
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Mr. Woolensworth: Abby Mallard.
Foxy Loxy:
[fake cough] Ugly Duckling!
[All the students laugh]
Mr. Woolensworth: Class, I will not tolerate rude behavior at the expense of a fellow...
Abby Mallard: Hey, hey, hey. No worries, Mr. Woolensworth.
Mr. Woolensworth: Yaah!
[Abby honks] You mustn't sneak up on me, Ugly– Er, Abby. Now, where was I?
Foxy:
[fake cough] Ugly Duckling!
Mr. Woolensworth: Yes, of course. Thank you.
[Abby drums on her desk and blows a raspberry]
Mr. Wookensworth: Chicken Little.
[Chicken Little's desk is empty]
Foxy:
[fake cough] Tardy again!
Mr. Woolensworth: Tardy again.
[crosses Chicken Little's name off] Class, turn to page 62 and translate each word in mutton. He.
Students: Baa!
Mr. Woolensworth: She.
Students: Baa!
Mr. Woolensworth: They.
Students: Baa!
Mr. Woolensworth: We.
Students: Baa!
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Abby: Calm down, Runt! Just... Just do what Fish is doing.
[C & C Music Factory: Gonna Make You Sweat]
C & C Music Factory: Everybody dance now.
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Abby: Tough morning?
Chicken Little: I had a run in with my old nemesis.
Abby: Gum on the crosswalk?
Chicken Little: He won this round.
Abby: Your old foe.
Chicken Little: Mmm-hmm.
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[during a timeout at gym class]
Abby: Look,
you thought the sky was falling. Your
dad didn't support you, and
you have been hurting inside ever since.
Chicken Little: Yeah, but...
Abby: It's hurt. It's the nutshell.
Chicken Little: Well, it's hurt, but...
Abby: No, bup bup! Bup! Now what needs to happen now is the nut needs to be cracked open, and not one little chip at a time, but bam! Bits of emotion flying everywhere! Anger! Frustration! Denial! Fear! Deep depression, in fact! You see what I'm saying?
[pause]
Runt of the Litter: Uh...
Abby: Alright, forget the nut thing. Here's the main thing. You have got to stop messing around and deal with the problem. Here's the real solution: You, your dad, talk-talk-talking, closure.
Chicken Little: Closure?
Abby: Closure. Talking about something until it's resolved. Wait. Look.
[pulls out some magazines from her backpack] There's a whole section about in this month's Modern Mallard. Incredibly appropriate! Whew!
Chicken Little: I told you, I have a plan.
Abby: Yeah, but according to Cosmo Duck, you should stop the squawk and try the talk. And Beautiful Ducking says avoiding closure with your parents can cause early molting. See? Closure.
[as Abby and Chicken Little are talking, Fish Out of Water is building a tower out of Abby's magazines]
Abby: Just repeat after me. You, your dad, talk-talk...
Chicken Little: Abby, Abby, Abby! Listen, alking's a waste of time. I got to do something great so my dad doesn't think I'm such a loser.
Abby: Come on, you're not a loser. You're inventive and resourceful and funny and cute...
Chicken Little: What?
Abby: Oh, you...
[chuckles nervously] Um...
[smiling broadly] Runt, should Chicken Little have a good talk with his dad and clean the air...
[winks then frowns] ...Or keep searching for Band-Aid solutions and never deal with the problem?
Runt: Pfft! Band-Aid solutions!
Abby: Runt!
Runt: Well, I'm sorry! I'm very bad at reading facial cues.
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Buck Cluck: Some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp-collecting! You wanna stop? We'll get some stamps...
Chicken Little: No, I don't like stamps.
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Dog Announcer: This excitement isn't just about the fun of baseball. It's not about the prize. It's about the gloating and rubbing their noses in it. The "Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah, we beat you" taunting if you will, that comes with the winning.
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Abby: Okay. Lemme guess. You haven't told your dad yet.
Chicken Little: Well...
Abby: I knew it! Why haven't you told him? There hasn't been you, your dad, talk-talk-talking.
Chicken Little: There was talking. There was... There was definitely talking.
Abby: Oh, really? What did he say?
[Chicken Little only making stammering things] What? Alright, that's
it! We are doing an intervention! You have got to stop messing around and deal with the problem!
Runt: She's right!
Chicken Little: Abby, please. This is exactly what fell on me the first time. There's no way I'm bringing this up again with him.
Runt: No, he's not!
Abby: Runt!
Runt: Sorry! I'm a gutless flip-flopper.
Abby: Okay. I'm sure there's a simple, logical explanation. I mean, it could be a piece of weather balloon, or maybe it's part of some experimental communications satellite.
Chicken Little: I don't care what it is. I want it out of my life, gone for good. Everything back to normal.
Abby: Hey, remember when that icy blue stuff fell from the sky? Everybody thought it was from space and stuff? And it just turned out to be frozen pee from a jet airplane.
Runt: Yeah, that's right. It's frozen pee. Yeah. It's frozen pee.
[singing] Pee, pee, pee, pee pee.
Chicken Little: Could you stop saying that?
Runt: What, pee?
Chicken Little: Pee.
Abby: How 'bout Tinkle
Runt: Piddle?
Abby: Whiz?
[Fish gurgles]
Runt: Wee-wee?
Chicken Little: Okay, subject change.
Runt: Make Phishee?
Chicken Little: I don't care what it is! Now are you gonna help me get rid of it or not?
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Dog: Now, let's check the weather with Riz. A cold front is moving in so... The alarm bell has been activated! Quick! Get a camera crew!
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Mama Runt: Runt, that's enough! Don't make Mommy take away your Streisand collection!
Runt: Mom, you leave Barbra out of this!
Dog: Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?
Chicken Little: I'm telling you the truth. Dad! Dad, I'm not making this up. You gotta believe me this time.
[pauses]
Buck: No, son. I don't.
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Mayor Turkey Lurkey:
[to an alien robot] Oh, we surrender! Here, take the key to the city!
[alien bot zaps the key; holds up another key] Key to my car?
[robot zaps key and car at the same time; holds a box of Tic Tacs] Tic Tac?
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Chicken Little:
[to Abby] By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive.
[he kisses Abby]
Abby: Now that's closure.
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Buck: What, what? You have to go to the bathroom?
[Alien kid shakes head] You want juice?
[kid shakes head again] A snack?
[kid shakes head again] Corndog? On a stick?
[Kirby starts to lose temper] Want to play some golf? What do you want?
Kirby:
[makes irritated noises]
Buck: I stink at this...
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Big Male Voice: Why did you take our child?
Buck: Hey, hey! Just...
[gulps] Just hold on there, buddy! My son did not take your kid! You were the one that left him behind! That's bad parenting, and I should know!
Big Male Voice:
Silence, silence, silence, silence!
Release the child!
Buck: Okay.
Chicken Little: Okay, okay.
[sputtering]
Female Alien: Sweetheart! Oh, Kirby, I'm so happy to see you! My darling!
Buck:
[sighs] That was close.
Chicken Little: At least they're back together. They got their kid.
Big Male Voice:
You have violated intergalatic law 90210 - a charge punishable by immediate particle disintergration!
Buck:
[while being aimed at with particle disintegration alongside Chicken Little] Oh, snap.
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Chicken Little: There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh... Doo-wah!
Mountain Lion: What did he say?
Mayor Lurkey:
[reading a sign-holding dog's signs] "There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh! Doo-wah!"
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