Faut s'faire la malle (1980)

Partager la citation sur facebook Rory: That's grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest? My dear, he killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family!

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Monroe: Yeah, that's right! That's right! We bad!

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Monroe: Yes, I'm a short son of a bitch, my daddy was a short son of a bitch, my mother was shorter than him, and my brother, my brother was so short we couldn't even see him.

Partager la citation sur facebook Blade: The rodeo clown is the most DANGEROUS job, 'cause he gets CLOSEST to the BULL. He gets the BEST of the BULL! HOOK to the left! HOOK to the right! And if the bull rider's in trouble, he's gotta protect him, even if it means gettin' his ribs pulled out, or bein' freight-trained...
Harry Monroe: Freight-trained?
Blade: Run over, just like a freight train, only with a bull, it's worse, cause a freight train don't BACK UP and FINISH the JOB. Later on, I'll show you how to lie out on the stretcher when the ambulance comes.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skip Donahue: We tried to teach him Charades! He didn't get it! He just didn't get it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Warden Walter Beatty: You're gonna represent Glenboro prision in the annual Top Hand-competition. Congratulations!
Skip Donahue: Oh! Oh my god! Warden! I can't do that!
Warden Walter Beatty: What in the hell are you talking about...?
Skip Donahue: Well, I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploatation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave!
Warden Walter Beatty: I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me!
Skip Donahue: Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make! Do you know that my soul is on the line here...? So let's just drop... [looks up] What? I said no. Whoa, I told him no! Ma, are you crazy? I have witnesses... All right, we'll talk about it in my cell! [looks at the warden] Uhm... I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden? [looks up at the sky again, and walks off]

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry: Geez, what's wrong with him?
Young Man in Hospital: Oh, that's Johnson. He's on a hunger strike so they are force-feeding him to keep him alive.
Harry: At least there's some humanity here.
Young Man in Hospital: They're going to electrocute him next week.

Partager la citation sur facebook Blade: Now every bull has a secret word that makes him crazy, and sends him into his craziest ride, your job is to figure out that word.
Harry Monroe: Bull... uh... let's see. Uh... Rumpelstiltskin. Uh... Malt liquor... Come on, bull. [whistles and makes kissing noises] Come on, bull. Uh... woof, woof! Uh... [makes clicking sound with tongue] Hey, sexy... Hee-hee... shit! [Bull bellows and charges at Harry] [running away from bull] Oh, you motherfucker!
Blade: Congratulations, you found the word!

Partager la citation sur facebook Skip Donahue: What are you doing?
Harry Monroe: I'm gettin' bad. You better get bad, Jack. 'Cause if you ain't bad, you're gonna get fucked.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Monroe: 125 years... Oh God, Oh God... I'll be 161 when I get out.

Partager la citation sur facebook Big Mean: What's the charge?
Harry Monroe: Innocent.
Big Mean: Ain't we all?
Harry Monroe: Bank robbery?
Big Mean: Oh, shit.
Harry Monroe: Ooooh, shit!
Big Mean: You can kiss the baby.
Harry Monroe: Kiss the baby?
Skip Donahue: [to Big Mean] What baby is that, sir?
Big Mean: Ask your lawyer.

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Monroe: [whimpering] Pillow... I want my pillow.

Partager la citation sur facebook Rory: That's Blade. He runs the third world side of Cell Block 2. My dear, till Grossberger came along he held the axe murder record in the south-west! He's the one I'm gonna get you the cheeseburger from. How do you like it, medium?
Harry Monroe: Oh no, I don't want no cheeseburger, I'm trying to, er, keep my weight down.
Rory: Don't worry about him, I'll protect you. I'll protect you!
Harry Monroe: I'm getting a little podge.
Rory: For some reason, I make him uneasy!

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry Monroe: I wonder why. Hi. [waves at Blade] I'm going! [calls after Skip] Skip, my friend. [then, to Rory] Excuse me, would you?
Rory: I'll come with you.
Harry Monroe: Awwwww... shit!

Partager la citation sur facebook Harry: Do you mind? What'd you kill your stepfather for, anyway?
Rory: Criticizing my new fur jacket... And... Slapping my hand.

Partager la citation sur facebook Skip Donahue: I want a bigger cell! With better ventilation!
Deputy Ward Wilson: Why? Grossberger been farin' on ya?

Partager la citation sur facebook Blade: He'll snot on ya, he'll fart on ya... He'll do anything he can to smash your brains out.