Partager la citation sur facebookDirk: I ought to teach you a lesson. Uncle Porter: I'd like that. I have a thirst for knowledge; teach me.
Partager la citation sur facebookUncle Porter: You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.
Partager la citation sur facebookSandy: I've been smoking up a storm. Uncle Porter lets me drink all the beer I want, he also knows a lot of loose women.