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Hercules Returns est un film de genre Comédie avec David Argue

Hercules Returns (1993)

Hercules Returns
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Hercules

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook This looks like a job for Hercules.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [singing] Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree...

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [to Sir Michael Kent]' Yo! Bullet head! Get back down there so we can finish doing the film!

Ted

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Oi, oi! I'm talking to you, you rude bugger!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook You know, you're not as stupid as you look Muriel.

Labia

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Get real, mum, I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me. He looks like a condom full of walnuts.

Muriel

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook What is that man doing with his hand on my Labia?

Others

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Charlie:You are going to fight him and that's that, there's no way out of it! When your God tells you to beat the shit out of somebody, you do it. That's when religion is all about!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Narrator: Labia and Testiculi, destined to be joined together.

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Labia: [to Hercules] Well I suppose I better introduce you to me mum.
Muriel: [On seeing Labia & Hercules approach] Darling, you haven't been hanging around the gymnasium again have you?
Labia: Mum, who do you think is the dumbest man in the world?
Muriel: Why Hercules of course!
Labia: Well say hello!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Labia: [After making love to Testiculi] Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Testiculi: Well... I didn't expect the earth to move... but I at least expected you to.
Labia: You're so romantic...

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Stretch: [as Zeus] Your actual purpose is not as you believe to marry Labia, but to reveal your true homosexuality.
Hercules: Homosexual?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Muriel: Is there something you want to tell me?
Charlie: What? About Fanny? We're just good friends...
Muriel: She's wearing your underpants.
Charlie:: Well, we're obviously very good friends ain't we?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Charlie: [singing] My, my, my, Delilah!
Delilah: Don't you sing the next line!
Charlie: Why, why, why Delilah?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Delilah:You promised no more fighting after that man was killed!
Sampson: Oh that's a bit steep Del, you stabbed him.
Delilah: Don't split hairs!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Sir Michael Kent: I'm going to chew you up and spit you out!
Hercules: Well, if that's any indication of your dietary habits...

Tagline

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook The original, classic, theatrical release.