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Jason: Can I sleep with you, Mommy?
Abby: Go! Get moving!
Jake: There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.
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Molly: [
in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?
Abby: [
humiliated] I think the *hair*, Molly.
Molly: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day, women were flesh and blood. Now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.
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Maxine: You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven."