La Grande Aventure des Muppets (1981)

Partager la citation sur facebook [to Nicky] You! It was you! Kermit was right! You're a phony. You're a phony! Yes, you are! And you know what, you can't even sing! Your voice was dubbed!

Partager la citation sur facebook Kermit: [in a hot air balloon] Pretty nice up here, isn't it?
Fozzie: Kermit? What if we drift out to sea? What if we're never heard from again? What if there's a storm? Or - we get struck by lightning?
Gonzo: That'd be neat.
Kermit: Listen, nothing's gonna happen. These are just the opening credits.
Fozzie: Oh. Where are they? [title card appears] Wow!
Kermit: The Great Muppet Caper.
Fozzie: Nice title.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Kermit is sitting on a bench - a man and his daughter walk by]
Girl: Look, Dad. There's a bear.
Father: No, Christine, that's a frog. Bears wear hats.

Partager la citation sur facebook Peter Ustinov: What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
Peter Ustinov: Me too.

Partager la citation sur facebook Fozzie: [pleading] We'll do better next time.
News Editor: Next time? Next time?! [pounds fist into desk] What makes you think there's gonna be a next time?
Kermit: Well, if there isn't, it's gonna be a real short movie.

Partager la citation sur facebook Miss Piggy: [Lady Holiday has just given Miss Piggy the entire backstory for the movie] Why are you telling me all this?
Lady Holiday: It's plot exposition. It has to go somewhere.

Partager la citation sur facebook Statler: I guess all's well that ends well.
Waldorf: Doesn't matter to me, as long as it ends.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kermit: We're going to catch those crooks red-handed. [Beauregard raises his hand] Yes, Bo?
Beauregard: What color are their hands now?

Partager la citation sur facebook Fozzie: What does "BSC" stand for?
Kermit: I don't know.

Partager la citation sur facebook Nicky Holiday: Miss Piggy... You're a very different looking woman. I'm so tired of the same type, those tall thin creatures with the long legs, the aquiline noses, the teeth like pearls, soft skin...
Miss Piggy: Yeah, well, I can see where that might make you sick to your stomach.

Partager la citation sur facebook Erica Creer - Marla

Partager la citation sur facebook Kate Howard - Carla

Partager la citation sur facebook Della Finch - Darla

Partager la citation sur facebook Peggy Aitchison - a guard