Le Mouton noir (1996)

Partager la citation sur facebook There's no access for you in this quadrant.

Partager la citation sur facebook [on stage making a fool of himself] Voting kicks ass right! Cause, uh, if voting kicks ass, and Al Donnelly kicks ass, and you put them both together and you got yourself some kick ass shit!

Partager la citation sur facebook [on stage making a fool of himself] That's one small step for man! One giant... I have a dream!

Partager la citation sur facebook And so he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed'em!"

Partager la citation sur facebook We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!

Partager la citation sur facebook Boy, I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups right now.

Partager la citation sur facebook [holding onto a small plant on a steep hill] Oh, thank you, little roots! Please stay strong [Root quickly gives and Mike falls to the foot of the mountain] What in the hell was that all about!?

Partager la citation sur facebook Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?

Partager la citation sur facebook [trying to pronounce "roads"] Row-ads. Roods.

Partager la citation sur facebook Steve: This is great. I never win at checkers.
Mike: Yes, well, it's kinda easy to win when you, um.... NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Steve: Check it out. This fridge is only being held by this plug. [pulls plug out; fridge rolls toward Mike, crashing into him, running him into a wall]
Steve: Mike... Are you okay?
Mike: I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
Steve: We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy.

Partager la citation sur facebook Governor Tracy: I have heard the voice of the voters and the voters said...
[Mike is screaming for help while hoisting by his underwear on a satellite dish]
Governor Tracy: ...Holy Shit!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Steve comes back sprayed with a fire extinguisher]
Mike: Whoa, what happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something?
Steve: Yeah, I did. And now I'm gonna be famous because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find white mud.

Partager la citation sur facebook Motorcycle Cop: Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer...
Mike: Meoff, Jack. [turns to Steve and mouths "Jack Meoff"]

Partager la citation sur facebook Governor Tracy: Now you'll have to tell me your name so I know who to make the check out to.
Clyde: My best friends call me "Cash."

Partager la citation sur facebook [as Mike and Steve hit a pothole]
Mike: What the hell was that?
Steve: A chunk in the road or something.
Mike: I just chunked in my pants.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mike: [dressed as security guard] Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant.
Teen: Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip, because they may be impressed by it, asshole!
Mike: Young fella, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine! I will dance with you inside of the six-sided ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW!

Partager la citation sur facebook Drake: I'm not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust.
Steve: You should work up to that, kinda leaves you nowhere to go.