Le Tao de Steve (2000)

Partager la citation sur facebook You must learn to eliminate your desire. - Dex

Partager la citation sur facebook If you're out with this girl and you're even thinking about getting laid, you're finished. Because women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe. - Dex

Partager la citation sur facebook . . . when I'm hanging out with a woman, that's all I'm doing is hanging out—talking, listening. I'm not sitting there thinking about how to get in bed with her and this completely confuses them, because they're saying, "Wait a minute. I'm so much better looking than this guy. Isn't he attracted to me?" The basic principle: We pursue that which retreats from us. - Dex

Partager la citation sur facebook Act like a woman can't join your club and she'll do almost anything to get in. - Friend of Dex's

Partager la citation sur facebook Getting out of that category of friend is harder than getting out of Alcatraz. - Dex

Partager la citation sur facebook You have to do something excellent in her presence thus demonstrating your sexual worthiness. - Dex

Partager la citation sur facebook Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women because he was afraid he wouldn't be loved by one. - Syd

Partager la citation sur facebook Have you ever noticed how at the beginning of a relationship, right, a guy will do just about anything with his girlfriend because just the thought of seeing her naked gets him excited about going to the opera. - Dex

Partager la citation sur facebook Look chicks are like hunters, man. They want to bag a lion or a bear, something really hard to catch. And along comes Dave, you know, and you're like this affectionate little puppy. You're cute, but you're way too easy to catch and that bores them and with chicks, boredom equals death, man. You can't bore them. - Dex

Partager la citation sur facebook Don't pretend. Just really let go of your desire. - Dex

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm not looking for enlightenment, Dex. I'm looking for a girlfriend—that’s it. - Dave // It's all connected. - Dex

Partager la citation sur facebook Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned? - Dex // Oh, I see. So you're only options are to get stoned or commit genocide? - Syd

Partager la citation sur facebook And that takes us to Part III of the Tao of Steve, okay? Alright, after you've eliminated your desire, and after you've been excellent in her presence, then you must retreat. Okay? - Dex

Partager la citation sur facebook Both men and women want to have sex. It's natural, except we're on different timetables. Women want to have sex, like, y'know, fifteen minutes after us, so alright, if you hold out for twenty she'll be chasing you for five. - Dex