Les Fumistes (1998)

Partager la citation sur facebook Abrakadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abrakadabra my nigga!

Partager la citation sur facebook Kenny's Sweet Virgin ASS!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Thurgood when finished with work] Free!!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me

Partager la citation sur facebook You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.

Partager la citation sur facebook I got some booty, I got some booty!

Partager la citation sur facebook I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!

Partager la citation sur facebook Abba Zabba....You're my only friend

Partager la citation sur facebook [To each of his fellow burger employees] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, [To the old lady customer] you're cool, [the old lady gives a thumb-up] and fuck you, I'm out!

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm right behind you. Turn around and ask me for a heffer with cheese, yo. Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!

Partager la citation sur facebook Ahhhh this motherfucker said ice cream, B!

Partager la citation sur facebook Nasty Nate: So the next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail...FRUIT!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sir-Smoke-Alot: I want to talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted. Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sir-Smoke-Alot: I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, bitch!

Partager la citation sur facebook Kenny: Ya hear that? I'm somebody's bitch!

Partager la citation sur facebook Brian: Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.

Partager la citation sur facebook Brian: Don't worry. Don't worry. l'm not gonna do what everyone thinks l'm gonna do: Flip out, man! All l wanna know is: who's comin' with me? Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me?

Partager la citation sur facebook Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man. There's a dude sittin' in the bushes, man, does he have a gun? I dunno, man, I dunno! Wha, wha? RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. It's just some weird shit, man!

Partager la citation sur facebook Sir-Smoke-Alot: Doctor says I need a back-iotomy!

Partager la citation sur facebook Brian: You smoke?
Mary Jane: No my grandmother died from lung cancer.
Brian: That's all the more reason to toke up man! It'll ease the pain!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Thurgood explains to the detective that they will seem less suspicious in an undercover sting if they are high.]
Brian: I just wanna say that that was a great idea, Thurgood. I mean how do you come up with...
[cut off]
Scarface: Just smoke it, yo.

Partager la citation sur facebook (After just discovering their apartment demolished by Samson's henchmen)
Thurgood: (answering phone) Mr. Nice Guy - party accessories.
Samson: Well did you get my message?
Thurgood: Who is this?
Samson: This is SAMPSON, smarty pants!
Thurgood: Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister. (high-pitched voice) "Samson, it's Shelia! Mama fell-"
Samson: SHUT UP, BITCH!!!

Partager la citation sur facebook Samson: I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend here and I'm gonna kill him.
Scarface: I'm Cuban, b!
Samson: Yes, Cuban B!

Partager la citation sur facebook Brian: I'll pretend I'm Jamaican man! Yeah!
Thurgood: You have smoked yourself retarded!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Kenny is on his way out to get munch]
Kenny: Hey, if I`m not back in 10 minutes call the police.
Thurgood: If he ain't back in 10 minutes, we callin' Dominoes!

Partager la citation sur facebook Brian: Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five.
Woman: Uh-uh. He autographed it himself...
Brian: Okay, I'll give you four.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Brian, Scarface, and Thurgood are sneaking into the refer lab]
Scarface: Man, you didn't say nothing 'bout no door, yo!
Thurgood: Just chill out, man. I smoked weed here all the time. This door's never locked.
[Scarface opens the door, the alarm goes off]
Thurgood: I didn't say the alarm would be off, though. I just said it's never locked.

Partager la citation sur facebook Scientist: Janitor? Uh, janitor?
[taps Thurgood, who gets frightened]
Thurgood: Ah! Oh..sorry 'bout that. What is it, scientist?
Scientist: I know this isn't your responsibility but, uh, could you be a dear and run this down to the supply department for me? It's on the second floor. [hands Thurgood a note]
Thurgood: Just run this down?
Scientist: Yes, but make sure you bring the order right back to me. I need it A.S.A.P.
Thurgood: Gotcha. Hey, I know this isn't your responsibility but just mop the rest of this shit up [hands him a mop] I'll be right back.

Partager la citation sur facebook Thurgood: Yea. Um, So how long's [your dad] been in [jail]?
Mary Jane: Four years next month.
Thurgood: Four years. And what exactly was he selling?
Mary Jane: Marijuana.
Thurgood: FOUR YEARS JUST FOR WEED?! DAMN!
Mary Jane: Just? No, no, no, no. Not just. Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff.
Thurgood: Yeah, mostly junk food.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kenny: [to police horse] Hey girl, you hungry?
Overweight woman: [walking by] Fuck you, nigga!
Kenny: Hey, I'm sorry...I was talking to the horse here.

Partager la citation sur facebook Thurgood: I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.
Rehab patient: You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.
Rehab patient: I seen him [do it]!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Thurgood: No, I can't say I have.
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: I didn't think so.
Rehab patient: Boo this man!

Partager la citation sur facebook Samson: Delilah, get me "eight fourteen".
Delilah: [to another woman] Eight fourteen.
Thurgood: [whispers to Scarface and Brian] What the fucks "eight fourteen"?
[she pulls out a crossbow]
Thurgood: AH! I'm sorry y'all, I don't want to be the first nigga to die from a crossbow.

Partager la citation sur facebook Samson: So, tell me about yourself.
Thurgood: Well yaknow I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.
Samson: What part of Jamaica?
Thurgood: Right near the beach. BOY!
Samson: I think you're bullshitting me.
Thurgood: Samson Simpson! I stick by my story! I'm from Jamaica. If I wasn't Jamaican than why would I wear this hat? hm?

Partager la citation sur facebook They'll do anything to save their best bud.

Partager la citation sur facebook Warning: this movie may cause the munchies, cotton mouth, and memory loss!

Partager la citation sur facebook A comedy about best buds!