Les voisins (1981)

Partager la citation sur facebook Hey, Earl, want some of your daughter's panties? They come in four flavors; banana, peach, mint and, of course, CHERRY.

Partager la citation sur facebook Stay here on the outer limits of the dead zone? Nothing personal, but life at the end of the road just ain't for Captain Vic and Empress Ramona. Sorry, folks, but you can color us gone.

Partager la citation sur facebook We'll get your jacket later. Right now, take me to THE SWAMP.

Partager la citation sur facebook We might have a wonderful relationship. But then, as Arthur Bremer once said: "How many things go right in this crazy world?"

Partager la citation sur facebook We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Believe me, I know women - upside down and backwards, which is not a bad way to know 'em, huh?

Partager la citation sur facebook This is crazy... but there's something so right about it.

Partager la citation sur facebook I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once - well, twice really.

Partager la citation sur facebook God, does it always shrivel up like that when you shower?

Partager la citation sur facebook Vic: We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of you?
Earl Keese: Don't ever speak to me like that in my own house!
Vic: Why would I?
Earl Keese: You just did.
Vic: I didn't mean anything - it's just something a guy says.
Earl Keese: I never say it.
Vic: I don't blame you.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ramona: Now, I'm just going to go under the covers and take a little inventory.
Earl Keese: You're really wonderful!
Ramona: That's what I've been trying to tell you. Is it so hard having your fantasies come to life?

Partager la citation sur facebook Vic: Old Earl here was worried about Baby.
Enid Keese: Oh, he's no trouble at all. He's a perfect gentleman. You can leave him with me anytime you want.
Vic: Don't worry, I will.
Enid Keese: [to Earl] They spoil him awfully.
Vic: Well, I want him to have every advantage I was denied as a young dog.

Partager la citation sur facebook Vic: In light of Earl's feelings, I think it would be best if we left.
Enid Keese: Oh, no, no. Sit down, sit down. Let's finish this magnificent meat. Don't worry about Earl. He'll get over his feelings.
Vic: He spurned my sauce!
Enid Keese: No, he loves your sauce. He's just jealous, he can't cook.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ramona: He tried to pork me.
Earl Keese: Pork you? What?
Ramona: You know you did.
Earl Keese: I swear, I never touched her.
Ramona: Well, I wasn't born with your hand in my bush.
Earl Keese: Enid... help me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ramona: I don't care about your weight or your false teeth.
Earl Keese: I haven't got false teeth!
Ramona: I'm sorry, I guess they just look false.

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Partager la citation sur facebook Bert Kittel as Fireman #2

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