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Love Gourou est un film américain de genre Comédie sorti en France le 17 septembre 2008 avec Mike Myers

Love Gourou (2008)

The Love Guru

Love Gourou
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Guru Pitka

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook In my book, "If you're happy and you know it, Think again", I speak of the teachings of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See™. Intimacy is like putting your Wiener on a table and having someone say. 'Hey, That looks like a Penis, Only smaller!' [Laughs] Only Smaller...

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Although I was raised here in India, I was born in America, which is where our journey begins. It's the story of a hockey player, named Darren Roanoke. My most resistant student, who became my greatest teacher... Or some such bullshit, I don't know.

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Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Guru Pitka had a farm. EIEIO. And in that farm he did no harm. EIEIO.™

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook BIBLE - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth™

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Don't peck my fucking eyes!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Break the pickle...tickle, tickle.

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Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Tonight I want you to go from nowhere to NOW HERE.™

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Is it made out of dog? Is it a dog's tingy, am I being punk'd?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook If you ever sucker punch me again, I'll kick your ass all the way back to the keebler factory.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I have two tattoos. One of them is DRAMA tattoo and the other is a picture of daffy duck pushing a lawn mower through my pubes.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Let's make like a baby and head out.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I don't know what you're talking about. (coughs up feathers)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Well, it looks more like Gay Skin. (laughs)

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I lied. She is still with Le Coq, and he still has the biggest Weiner in history.


Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Go Speedy. Ride like a cowboy.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook What is it you can't face? (use strong Indian accent on "can't")

Guru Pitka's books

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Why are you still hitting yourself?

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook What's this? A dead one of these.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook If you're happy and you know it think again.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Does it hurt when you do that? Don't do that.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook I know you are, but what am I?

Jacques Grande

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Dis is my day of lucky!

Rajneesh

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook [answering cell phone] Dell Computers, this is Chip.

Guru Tugginmypudha

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Good distraction frees us from emotional pain. Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz.

Dialogue

Facebook Partager la citation sur facebook Coach Punch Cherkov: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guru Pitka: Bangkok.
Coach Punch Cherkov: Exactly. [punches Pitka in the crotch, Pitka hunches down then doubles over covering his crotch]
Guru Pitka: Omar Sharif, my BALLS! OH-HOH! (drops to the ground) My balls!, AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coach Punch Cherkov: Stay down, bitch.
Guru Pitka: Okay.

Cast