Guru Pitka
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In my book, "If you're happy and you know it, Think again", I speak of the teachings of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See™. Intimacy is like putting your Wiener on a table and having someone say. 'Hey, That looks like a Penis, Only smaller!' [Laughs] Only Smaller...
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Although I was raised here in India, I was born in America, which is where our journey begins. It's the story of a hockey player, named Darren Roanoke. My most resistant student, who became my greatest teacher... Or some such bullshit, I don't know.
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Dialogue
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Coach Punch Cherkov: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guru Pitka: Bangkok.
Coach Punch Cherkov: Exactly. [punches Pitka in the crotch, Pitka hunches down then doubles over covering his crotch]
Guru Pitka: Omar Sharif, my
BALLS! OH-HOH! (drops to the ground) My
balls!, AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coach Punch Cherkov: Stay down, bitch.
Guru Pitka: Okay.
Cast