Maman, je m'occupe des méchants ! (1997)

Partager la citation sur facebook [calls out to the crooks] You're not gonna find me up there, you big, dumb, law-breaking knuckleheads!

Partager la citation sur facebook Beaupre: We are going to Chicago.
Unger: In the winter? I packed tropical.

Partager la citation sur facebook Beaupre: There are 14 houses. The toy car must be in one of them. We're gonna have to search them all. We'll come back when it's light.
Unger: We're gonna work houses in broad daylight?
Beaupre: It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger. Nobody's home during the day.

Partager la citation sur facebook Karen: You get in that bed, young man.
Alex: Excuse me, but I saw a man in Karen Stephan's bedroom, a little older than Dad, and he was wearing butt inspection gloves.
Karen: I have warned you about that telescope. You look through it long enough, you're gonna start seeing things, whether or not they're there.
Alex: Well, I guess you have to be 35 before anyone around here listens to you.
Karen: Don't get smart with me, Alex. Sick or not, I am very angry with you. You caused a lot of trouble today. Dad and I have to replace a door at the Stephans'. Do you think we're happy about that?
Alex: I saw what I saw!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Mr. Unger and Mr. Jernigan meet Beaupre, who just found Alex's toy car, at the Alcott's house]
Jernigan: It's a video camera. Someone's onto us.
Unger: Do you think this really matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes.
Beaupre: Where's Alice?
Alice: [as she pushes a baby stroller to the Alcott's shed] What happened?
Beaupre: There's a woman in the house. I'll go back in and deal with her. Get the chip.
[Beaupre then hands Alice the car]

Partager la citation sur facebook Jernigan: Unger. What's your position?
Unger: Heading down Washington Street.
Jernigan: I didn't copy. Where?
Unger: I said, I'm heading to Wuh-ah-ah-ah...
[Jernigan runs over Unger while driving]
Unger: Stop, you nitwit!
[the car stops and Unger collapses into the snow]

Partager la citation sur facebook Unger: I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with a minivan.
Jernigan: Never let your motions get the best of you. You weren't paying attention. You should have been more vigilant.
Unger: You should've taken driver's ed. I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old and I'll have Burton Jernigan to thank.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Alice has just split her pants open at the rear while on a secret spy mission]
Alice: I need assistance. I'm exposed.

Partager la citation sur facebook [as Alice locks them in Mrs. Hess' garage, intending to keep her from interfering]
Mrs. Hess: What are you doing?
Alice: I left my heart in San Francisco.

Partager la citation sur facebook Alex: Heads up!
[unleashes booby trap that releases dumbbells on Beaupre and Unger]
Alex: [donging is heard] Ouch.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Alice finds Beaupre and Unger lying on the doorstep]
Alice: You got hit with a book?
Unger: Books. Plural. A trunk full of books. And then a set of weights. We got hit twice, ya dumb broad.
Alice: Excuse me, Mr. Unger. I didn't get taken down by an infant.
Beaupre: We didn't anticipate the defense the boy would mount.

Partager la citation sur facebook Beaupre: [as he peeks into the mailslot of Alex's house] You can run, but you can't hide, Junior!
Alex: Surprise!
[he sprays black paint to Beaupre's eyes]
Alex: What a loser.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Alex hides in the closet as Unger tries to unlock the door]
Unger: I'm coming for you, shorty, to pay you back for all the misery you caused me.
Alice: Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
Unger: Kid's in the closet. Scaring him a little, just before I grab him. And behind door number one...!
[he opens the closet door to see Alex isn't there; just shelves stacked with towels]
Unger: [disapponted] ...towels.
Jernigan: Hmph.
Unger: I saw this door close.
Alice: Idiot.
[Alex is hiding in a bag hanging from the door]
Unger: Would I make it up? Why? What's the point? We working on commission here?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jernigan: [hit in the groin by Alice's crowbar] You smacked my winkie!
Alice: Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!

Partager la citation sur facebook Police Officer #1: Freeze!
Unger: [in the pool frozen with Jernigan] You gotta be kidding me.

Partager la citation sur facebook Alex: There's a senior citizen across the street who's gonna need some soup and a doctor to look at her feet. There's two guys in our pool and a woman in our basement. The other one's gone.
Agent Stuckey: [shows Alex a photo of Beaupre] Is this him?
Alex: Yep.
Agent Stuckey: For seven years, I've been after this guy. He always manages to slip away. Thanks.

Partager la citation sur facebook Mrs. Hess: I had the chicken pox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.

Partager la citation sur facebook It's bad news for bad guys...again.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ready for more. Much more.

Partager la citation sur facebook There is a new kid on the block.