Pas si simple (2009)

Partager la citation sur facebook Do you poke smot?

Partager la citation sur facebook I like a lot of semen, always have.

Partager la citation sur facebook Here comes your ex-husband. Uh-oh, not the best time to be feeling groovy!

Partager la citation sur facebook And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?

Partager la citation sur facebook And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I dig it!

Partager la citation sur facebook Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?

Partager la citation sur facebook Jake: I'm sorry.
Jane: How far back does that "sorry" go?
Jake: How far back do you need it to go?
Jane: Wa-ay back.

Partager la citation sur facebook Adam: Jane?
Jane: Hi.
Adam: Did you get this high from one hit?
Jane: Yeeeaaaaaahhh!

Partager la citation sur facebook Harley: Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?
Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone.
Harley: Oh no, of course not. Just add it to the list.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jane: Fancy a tote?
Harley: Oh, no thanks. I don't smoke weed.
Jane: Me neither. [takes a drag]

Partager la citation sur facebook Jane: AW! It's official! We are having an affair!
Jake: Why do you need to label everything?
Jane: Because! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!

Partager la citation sur facebook Jane: Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake: Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jake: I don't regret giving it another shot.
Jane: It probably would of worked, if you hadn't been married.
Jake: I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't!
Jane: I don't regret it either.

Partager la citation sur facebook First comes marriage. Then comes divorce. And then...

Partager la citation sur facebook Divorced... with benefits.

Partager la citation sur facebook Michael Rivera - Eddie