Dialogue
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Jewel: [after Blu slips, spinning Jewel around] For a bird from Minnesota, you've got some moves.
Blu: Oh, that wasn't a move, it was an accident… but I accept the compliment.
Jewel: It's great Rafael can watch the kids.
Blu: Yup. Looks like you're stuck with me all night.
Jewel: You're my one and only, Blu.
Blu: That's a good thing since I'm the only other one.
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Blu: [he and Jewel notice Luiz dancing on the dance floor] Luiz, where are the kids?
Luiz: What? I don't have any kids!
Both: Our kids!
Luiz: Oh, right. I left them with Tiny.
Both: Tiny!?
Luiz: What? She's an excellent babysitter.
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[Linda and Túlio stop by the side of the river]
Túlio: We're nearing the nesting grounds of the Amazonian Wood Quail. Odontophorus gujanensis. 6 months ago, we rescued this little bird from smugglers.
[Linda jumps onto the shore and then unveils the cage in the boat which is holding a little bird] It was sick, malnourished with a broken leg, but now my trusty assistant...
[as Tulio points the camera at Linda she gives him a cold look] I mean, loving wife and colleague, will release her back to her natural habitat.
Linda:
[opens the cage but the bird backs away in fear] It's okay, you can go now. Just like this.
[flaps her hands to indicate to the bird to fly off]
Túlio: Let me talk to her.
[looks at the bird and starts squawking like a bird]
[the bird rushes out of the cage in fear, she stops looks back at Túlio and Linda for a moment then squawks at them and rushes off towards the jungle]
Bird: [subtitled] Freaks!
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[inside the kitchen, Blu is making the kids pancakes]
Bia: Did you know that these whole wheat pancakes have twice the vitamins and minerals of regular pancakes?
Blu: And with the blueberries, it's 4 times as tasty.
[flies over to the fridge, opens the door and looks inside] Hey, where are the blueberries?
Tiago: Oh, Dad! Looking for this?
[Blu turns to see Tiago standing next to the basket of blueberries on the counter holding one blueberry on his beak]
Blu: Bring it.
[Tiago head butts the blueberry to Blu, he then plays with it like it's a soccer ball] It's down to the final minutes. He's got magic in his feet! He shoots!
[shoots the blueberry up and it lands on top of the whipped cream on the pancakes] He scores!
Bia and Carla: Goal!
Blu: Goal! Oh, yeah, I got it. I'm good.
Tiago: Heads up, Dad!
[starts shooting blueberries at Blu]
Blu: No!
[one of them hits him in the head which causes Blu to trip over the frying pan when then flips the pancake in it to toss over in the air and land straight onto Tiago smacking him against the wall]
Tiago: Awesome.
[hovers to the window with a pancake draped over him to find Jewel glaring at them] Hi, Mom.
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[the leader of an illegal logging group known as Big Boss watches the news on TV about Túlio and Linda discovering more blue macaws]
Newscaster: The Amazon is one of Earth's most endangered ecosystems, due to illegal logging and farming. Let's hope Dr. Monteiro and his team can find these rare birds so their home can be saved.
Túlio: There may be a whole flock out there, and if there is, we will find them and protect them.
[Throws a remote control at the TV, smashing the screen]
Big Boss: Ugh! Tree-huggers.
[presses a button on his phone] Get my boat ready. I need to deal with this personally.
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[flocks of all kinds of different birds are waiting in line to audition for Nico and Pedro for their Carnival show]
Nico: Next!
Spoonbill: That would be me. Okay, everybody can go home now. You're looking at the next King of Carnival!
[flies down to enter the audition]
Luiz: Hey, big bird! Break a leg!
[Spoonbill slips on Luiz's dribbling saliva and crashes across the room] Ooh. Walk it off, buddy!
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Bia: [flies in reads from her book] Hey, Dad, look at this. Did you know the Amazon has snakes that can swallow you whole?
Blu: Actually, Bia, all those stories are highly exaggerated.
Bia: No, really. Look.
[shows Blu her book with the pop-out picture of a snake swallowing something]
Blu: Ah!
Tiago: Oh, that's sick!
[grabs the book from Bia]
Jewel: Alright, are we ready to go?
[notices what Blu is wearing] A fanny pack?
Blu: Yeah. Linda gave it to me. I need it for the GPS. Oh, where's the GPS?
[pokes his head inside]
Bia: Hey!
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Nigel: Death, Gabi. It's about death.
Gabi: Oh, Nigel, I love it when you get all dark and brooding.
Man's Voice: Hey, bird. It's show time!
Nigel: My audience awaits.
[steps out onto a small stage which is set in market]
Carnival Barker: From the streets of Rio to the Amazon jungle, the Bird of Mystery! Gather round! Don't be shy! Learn your destiny!
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Tiago: No way! A bird bath... Wahooo... ha!
[slides down a vine into the water while laughing]
Blu: Tiago, caref... Ah!
[water splashes onto Blu]
Tiago: [sexily, he lets out a big and stinky fart which then stinks up the pool with fart bubbles] Jacuzzi...
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Roberto: Not again! No more crackers!
Blu: SNAP OUT OF IT!
[Blu brings Roberto back to his senses by slapping him in the face and then grabs his beak] Partager la citation sur facebook
Roberto: Ah, game over! It's over! Humans! The lights The Lights!!! It's over.
Male Spix's Macaw: He's been blabbering like this since we found him.
Roberto: We're all doomed! The loggers are coming and Blu is with them!
Eduardo: Traitor!
Roberto: No! No, Blu is trying to help us.
Jewel: What? by himself!?!
Eduardo: Lets Evacuate! We're leaving. Let's go. Everyone move out. Go go go!
Jewel: [on learning Blu is facing the loggers solo] Dad, no, not this time. I'm not going with you!
Eduardo: You have to go with me. I will not put my family in danger again.
Jewel: Blu is my family and I'm not leaving him behind!
Blu: [from off-screen] You don't have too!
Jewel: [touches her beak with his while hugging] Are you okay?
Blu: [looks to his father-in-law] Look, Eduardo, I may not be the birdy-lest bird in the flock… but for once, that's a good thing! You know the jungle, I know humans, and I know that together we can stop them. We can't let them take our home. Sure it's hot, loud and filled with creepy bugs, but it's ours. Let's fight for it! Who's with me?
Old Bird: I'm with you!
[screams; falls off the branch he was on and lands on the ground with a thud]
Blu: Anybody else?
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Eduardo: [before swooping onto the loggers] Lead the way, Blu.
Blu: [overjoyed at his father-in-law saying his correct name] Ha! That's my name... Yes! You called me Blu... Yes... I am Blu!
[Eduardo clears his throat at him] Oh... right... Birds of blue feather...
All:
[joined by the entire flock] ...Have to stock together!
[all the blue spix macaws dive bomb the loggers] Partager la citation sur facebook
[During the attack on loggers Tiago and Bia have hijacked a crane]
Tiago:
[using a crane to pick up one of the loggers] Got him!
Bia: [impressed] Wow... Precise!
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[during the attack on loggers; Blu chucks a Swiss army knife with it's screwdriver attachment to Tiago]
Blu: Tiago!
Tiago: Now we're talking
[begins opening up a machine panel] Partager la citation sur facebook
[last lines as she holds Blu who's been surprised by a spider]
Jewel: Maybe we can do summer's in Rio!
[last lines smiling at her]
Blu: [repeating what she said to him at the start] You're my one and only Jewel!
Jewel: [They press their beaks together while hugging] Awww!
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