Sex Drive (2008)

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Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?

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Randy: Cause we're the shit.
Andy: Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.

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Ian: I can't move the other arm.
Angry Cop: Who said that? Who said that?
Ian: l can't move the other arm. Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
Angry Cop: The big Mexican won't go down! Take the shot!
Ian: Holy shit.
Felicia: Jesus! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay? He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief. Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.

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