Soul Plane (2004)

Partager la citation sur facebook Everybody! Top deck! Drinks on me!

Partager la citation sur facebook You know hard it is to get 84 inch tires?!

Partager la citation sur facebook [after seeing that business class has been turned into a casino] I'm going back to the front of the plane. When I get back, I want this to be business class.

Partager la citation sur facebook Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2. Hey y'all, what's crackalackin? This is your soul plane chauffeur Captain Antoine Mack speaking. Welcome aboard NWA flight 069 from the 310 to the 212. It's time to bust this coney y'all. In a hot second, I'll be hittin' them switches and gettin' this bitch pumpin' and jumpin'. So screw your shoot on tight and enjoy the flight.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet... 33 THOUSAND FEET? Oh shoot, man! We flyin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards!

Partager la citation sur facebook [looking into the cockpit] This is some cool shoot, fit for a real nerve.

Partager la citation sur facebook [calmly, after a stewardess has whispered something into his ear] I'll handle this. [screams] THE CAPTAIN'S DEAD!

Partager la citation sur facebook [After hearing Muggsy say he's got a cock fight in 10 minutes] Cock fight? I'm in.

Partager la citation sur facebook [in Spanish, to Muggsy]: I'll bet you have the tiniest penis.

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm a player, but I don't play that way!

Partager la citation sur facebook This is the bomb! [everything goes silent] What...? Let's dance!

Partager la citation sur facebook Gaeman: Please, man, I...
Captain Mack: What part of "You ain't flying this plane" don't you understand? Sit back and enjoy the flight, Idi Amin!

Partager la citation sur facebook Blanca: [after catching Method Man staring at her chest] Ain't no drink down there.
Muggsy: There isn't.

Partager la citation sur facebook Heather Hunkee: Fine. For a couple more hours. I am 17 and then I'll be 18. Then I can party and have sex.
Mr. Hunkee: Sex?! No, no.
Heather Hunkee: Yeah, sex. Missionary, doggie-style, rocking the baby, getting tea-bagged, playing the trombone while I'm tossing a salad, hand jobs, ear jobs, blow jobs. Getting a pearl necklace, riding the bologna pony... sucking--
Mr. Hunkee: That's enough!

Partager la citation sur facebook Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: OK, Mr. Hunkee, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your flight 114 to JFK has been cancelled.
Barbara: Oh, for the love of...
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: But, the good news is that we have found another airline that can accommodate you this evening. [in background] Would you be interested in flying another airline?
Mr. Hunkee: No problem.
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: OK, four tickets for flight... 069, on NWA. What you gonna wanna do is go to gate 1, uh, that's Terminal X, and we'll send your luggage on down for you.
Mr. Hunkee: Thank you.
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: Good luck!

Partager la citation sur facebook Billy Hunkee: Oh shoot!
Barbara: Terminal Malcolm X?

Partager la citation sur facebook Riggs: Captain, what is wrong with you?
Captain: I'm afraid of heights.
Riggs and Gaeman: AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?!

Partager la citation sur facebook What goes up, must get down.

Partager la citation sur facebook We Fly, We Party, We Land

Partager la citation sur facebook The party is nonstop

Partager la citation sur facebook Announcing the arrival of the first airline with soul.