The Hit Girls (2012)

Partager la citation sur facebook I won't disappoint you... my dad always says, "If you're not here to win, get the hell outta Kuwait."

Partager la citation sur facebook I'm sorry, but I am my father's daughter, and he always says, "If at first you don't succeed, pack your bags."

Partager la citation sur facebook Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters.

Partager la citation sur facebook You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.

Partager la citation sur facebook Okay, don't you flat-butts worry, I got this. I'm just gonna pump and dump.

Partager la citation sur facebook Alice: [trying to fix Chloe's scarf] Chloe, look at you! You're a mess! You're unfocused. You're unreliable. And your breath smells like egg. Like, all the time. I can't believe the Bellas are being passed on to you two slut bags after we graduate. [to Aubrey] Just don't eff up your solo.
Aubrey: I won't disappoint you. My dad always says, "If you're not here to win, get the hell outta Kuwait."
Alice: Has your dad ever told you to shut up?

Partager la citation sur facebook Bumper: Good luck out there! Seriously, you girls are awesome... ly horrible. I hate you, kill yourselves. Girl power! [mockingly] Sisters before misters! [leaves]
Alice: All right, ladies, it's now or never. Hands in!

Partager la citation sur facebook Bumper: When you came in, and you were just strummin' the guitar, and it was like, totally off-key, I wanted to CHOKE you!
Donald: Bumper...
Bumper: I wanted to choke you out!

Partager la citation sur facebook Chloe: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself "Fat Amy"?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

Partager la citation sur facebook Chloe: So, are you interested?
Beca: Sorry, it's just... it's pretty lame.
Aubrey: A-ca-SCUSE me? Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah Carey chart-topper is NOT lame!
Chloe: We sing all over the world, and we compete in national championships!
Beca: On purpose?
Aubrey: We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Chloe has burst, stark naked, into Beca's stall while she's showering]
Chloe: You have to audition for the Bellas!
Beca: I can't concentrate on anything you're saying until you cover your junk.
Chloe: Just consider it! One time, we sang back-up for Prince. His butt is so tiny that I can hold it with, like, one hand.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bumper: Well, well, well, look who's in "treble."
Donald: Ah, classic pun.
Bumper: I know.
[The pieces of cloth are yanked off of Jesse and Kolio's heads. Shocked, they exchange looks]
Jesse: No Benji?

Partager la citation sur facebook Beca's Dad: You've been here, what, a month now? Do you have any friends?
Beca: Kimmy Jin is my friend.
Kimmy Jin: [shaking her head] No!

Partager la citation sur facebook Aubrey: The Trebles don't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power.
Fat Amy: Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate.'

Partager la citation sur facebook Chloe: I have a feeling that we're going to be really good friends.
Beca: Well, you saw me naked, so...
Chloe: All right. I'm gonna go get a drink. This ginger needs her jiggle juice.
Beca: Make good choices...

Partager la citation sur facebook Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy: We all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.
Cynthia-Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious...gambling problem.
Fat Amy: What?
Beca: What?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whomp, there it is!

Partager la citation sur facebook Beca: [about Chloe's vocal cord nodes] Isn't that painful? Why would you keep performing?
Chloe: Because I love to sing.
Stacie: Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor told me not to have sex for six weeks, and I did it anyway.
Fat Amy: You should really listen to your doctor.
Stacie: Meh.

Partager la citation sur facebook Fat Amy: [out of breath from learning choreography] I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.
Aubrey: How much have you done?
Fat Amy: You just saw it.

Partager la citation sur facebook Bumper: You are probably the grossest human being I've ever seen.
Fat Amy: Well, you're no panty-dropper yourself.
Bumper: So I have a feeling...that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling, or an incorrect feeling?
Fat Amy: Well I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth. But then I think hmm...better not.

Partager la citation sur facebook Aubrey: I know you have a toner for Jesse.
Beca: A what?
Aubrey: A toner. A musical boner. I saw it on Hood Night. It's distracting.
Beca: Yeah, that's not a thing, and you're not the boss of me. So...
Aubrey: You took an oath.
Beca: That oath cost you two girls already today. I'm pretty sure you need me more than I need you. [starts to walk away]
Aubrey: I can see your toner through those jeans!!
Beca: That's my dick.

Partager la citation sur facebook John: The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder!
Gail: Whoo! That's right, John, I'm gonna have to excuse myself to freshen up the downtown.
John: Can I help?

Partager la citation sur facebook Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
Jesse: Oh I don't have a girlfriend.
Beca: [sarcastically] What!? No! You have juice pouches and Rocky!
Jesse: Okay, so what do you wanna watch first?
Beca: Can we do something else? We could relive my parents' divorce. Or visit a gynecologist.
Jesse: What, do you not like movies or something? [Beca gives him a look] Like, any movies? You don't...What the hell is wrong with you? How do you not like movies? Not liking movies is like not liking puppies.
Beca: They're fine. I just get bored and never make it to the end.
Jesse: The endings are the best part!
Beca: They're predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl, and that kid sees dead people, and Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Jesse: Okay, right, so you just happened to guess the biggest cinematic reveal in history?
Beca: "Vader" in German means father. His name is literally "Darth Father."
Jesse: ...So you know German. Well now I know why you don't like fun things.

Partager la citation sur facebook Jesse: [after helping get Beca out of jail] Hey, Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby.
Beca: Hey, you know you just have to say, "Hey, Million Dollar Baby." You don't have to reference the specific actress.
Jesse: Damn, prison changed you.

Partager la citation sur facebook [Beca returns to her room after being released from jail]
Fat Amy: What up, Shawshank?
Cynthia-Rose: Did you get yourself a bitch?
Fat Amy: Did they spray you with a hose?
Lilly: [quietly] I did a turn at County.

Partager la citation sur facebook Gail: The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song, John. I remember singing it with my own a cappella group.
John: And what group was that, Gail?
Gail: The Minstrel Cycles, John.
John: Well, that's an unfortunate name.

Partager la citation sur facebook Kolio: [notices Fat Amy at the gas station that the Treblemakers are passing in their bus] Yo, Bump, is that Fat Amy?
Bumper: Donald, slow down. Slow down! Yeah! [runs to the window] Hey, Amy? SABOTAGE!! [chucks his burrito out of the window, and it hits Fat Amy in the chest]
Fat Amy: Ugh! [the Trebles laugh as they drive away] I've been shot. I've just been SHOT! Help me! [slowly collapses]
Cynthia Rose: [gets out of the bus] Fat Amy! They shot Amy! I've got you, I've got you. [tries to help Fat Amy by giving her mouth to mouth]
Fat Amy: No, no, no, I'm talking, I'm talking... I'm sitting up.
Cynthia Rose: All right, cool. [Beca and Lilly get out to help]
Fat Amy: There's no need for that. No mouth to mouth. Oh, shit! Bumper threw a big-ass burrito at me! I'm gonna kill him, I swear. I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

Partager la citation sur facebook Gail: Whoo, that little peanut can sing!
John: He really can. It sounds to me, though, Gail, like his boys haven't dropped yet, if you know what I mean.
Gail: If you mean his testicles, then I do, John. I do. I really do.

Partager la citation sur facebook Stacie: Well, I'll confess something that none of you know about me. I have a lot of sex.
Fat Amy: Yeah, we know Stacie.
Stacie: Only 'cause I just told you.
Beca: This is a good idea. That was a pretty...bad example, but this is a good idea.

Partager la citation sur facebook Fat Amy: Come on, I joined this group so I could hang out with a bunch of really cool chicks. And also 'cause I was really sick of all my boyfriends and I need to get away from that. But this is some serious horseshit.

Partager la citation sur facebook Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable.

Partager la citation sur facebook Aubrey: Anyone else?
Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ben Platt - Benji Applebaum

Partager la citation sur facebook Jinhee Joung - Kimmy-Jin