Tu fais pas le poids, Shérif ! (1980)

Partager la citation sur facebook Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.

Partager la citation sur facebook Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed.

Partager la citation sur facebook [still pursuing, in a bus] You're not getting away from me, Bandit! I'll chase you in hot-pursuit to the ends of the earth! You sumbitch!

Partager la citation sur facebook [twenty 18-wheelers are on a crash course with about 50 police cars] Welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys!

Partager la citation sur facebook Cledus has a heart, he cares about something other than himself.

Partager la citation sur facebook Junior: Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator.
Buford T. Justice: That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight.

Partager la citation sur facebook Junior: You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?
Buford T. Justice: Why don't YOU move down here?
Junior: Oh no, Daddy, I ain't NEVER leavin' home, that's a promise.
Buford T. Justice: Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo' daddy like that again!

Partager la citation sur facebook Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.

Partager la citation sur facebook Buford T. Justice: [leaning against his car with his gun pointed at Bandit] Well as you can see, Bandit, I've got my piece in my hand.
"Bandit": You've got your WHAT in your hand?

Partager la citation sur facebook Junior: Daddy, I got to pee-pee.
Buford T. Justice: Swallow it. I'm busy!

Partager la citation sur facebook Junior: You know, Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company.
Buford T. Justice: Bad company? Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player too.

Partager la citation sur facebook Cledus Snow: [Bandit is being chased a lot of police and Cledus is heading straight for them in his truck] Tell me, how many trucks do you see?
"Bandit": I see one, unless I've been drinking.
Cledus Snow: [yells in the CB] Okay, boys... do it, to it! [19 trucks emerge from behind Snowman's truck] Well, I must be commode-hangin' drunk, coz I see about 20 trucks. Ha ha!

Partager la citation sur facebook "Bandit": Hi, Buford!
Buford T. Justice: Hello, you handsome sumbitch!

Partager la citation sur facebook [Junior has just caused a roller coaster to collapse]
Fairground Owner: Sir! I'm the owner of this, of, of... of this mess.
Buford T. Justice: What are you tryin' to tell me? I'm in hot pursuit.
Fairground Owner: I would like to say just... one thing... We're closed!
Buford T. Justice: Get in the car, Junior. We're surrounded by a mental case.

Partager la citation sur facebook [the gang learns that Charlotte the elephant is pregnant]
Cledus Snow: Well, I suppose we'd better keep our eyes open.
Doc: For what?
Cledus Snow: [laughing] For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen!

Partager la citation sur facebook "Bandit": [finding out Charlotte's pregnant] Who did it?
Cledus Snow: Don't look at me.
Doc: Probably another elephant.
"Bandit": I know that, when did it happen?
Doc: Long time ago.

Partager la citation sur facebook Buford T. Justice: [over Bandit's CB radio, just after the showdown in the desert] You ain't getting away from me Bandit, I'm still in hot pursuit!
"Bandit": I copy that Buford....but from what I hear your pursuit ain't that hot! [cuts to Justice's car, which is revealed to be a barely driveable wreck that has been bent in half with no roof]

Partager la citation sur facebook The Bandit is back and better than ever!

Partager la citation sur facebook It's another race against time for Burt, Sally and Jackie!