Une chance pas croyable (1987)

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Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to. No money changed hands!

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Sandy: There's one.....oops, they got him!
Lauren: That's not funny.

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Sandy: Oh, get over yourself, he's not gonna kill us.
Lauren: Oh, how can you be so sure?
Sandy: Cause we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building!

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Sandy: At least rape's out!

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Lauren: Yeah....I got my period!

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Airline Check-in Agent: You say it quickly, I'm off in three minutes!

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Sandy: Oh, I'm sure that's a call he's gonna take. Hi, we're two struggling actresses, we're saving the world! Get real!

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